Kitty & Bint's 'Grill the Gash' Thread
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Well Yeeha and Sheeps have their advice thread, so we know where to go if we need testosterone fueled answers but....
Ever wondered what a woman is thinking, wanted to unravel the mysteries of the female mind. We can tell you!!! In association with Tampax; the mouse is in the house and the Crudcatcher invites you to 'Grill the Gash'......
Who's first!?
Ever wondered what a woman is thinking, wanted to unravel the mysteries of the female mind. We can tell you!!! In association with Tampax; the mouse is in the house and the Crudcatcher invites you to 'Grill the Gash'......
Who's first!?
Ride it like you stole it!
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Hello!
I have a question.
Why do women think we care about what they're thinking? :twisted:
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crazy88 wrote:Why don't all girls want it up the butt?
Will that do, or wrong type of question?
1) It's like taking a poo backwards.....would you like to take a poo backwards? Not everyone does.
2) Some men think its a good idea to try and do so without adequate lubrication. I mean come on that is going to hurt........enough to put someone off!!!Ride it like you stole it!0 -
What could be more scary than actually knowing what a woman is thinking. Besides whatever you tell us will be wrong and our fault as you will have changed your minds within 5 minutes.0
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El Capitano wrote:Why do women always go to the toilet in pairs?
So we can get naked and make out with each other of course....
Back to reality....so we can talk about something bad that someone's boyfriend/love interest has done :evil:Ride it like you stole it!0 -
El Capitano wrote:Why do women always go to the toilet in pairs?
I don't always, but it's usually to have a gossip/b*tch/touch up each others hair or make up or sometimes each other if they're lesbian.0 -
MissBint37 wrote:El Capitano wrote:Why do women always go to the toilet in pairs?
So we can get naked and make out with each other of course....
Back to reality....so we can talk about something bad that someone's boyfriend/love interest has done :evil:
Or b1tch about some other girl....0 -
bentes wrote:Hello!
I have a question.
Why do women think we care about what they're thinking? :twisted:
Looking forward for your answer! (maybe)
We KNOW you don't care but like to hope that one day a man will actually give a t0ss what we are thinking because women are compassionate creatures and generally we DO care what you are thinking and hope one day you blokes will decide to repay us the favour.Ride it like you stole it!0 -
Why are so many girls complete wimps when it comes to any kind of sport or activity? It's a bit boring when all they have to talk about is coronation street. I call them coutch kitens they watch tv drink and occasionally use the gym cos being outside int he world is scary...
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MissBint37 wrote:bentes wrote:Hello!
I have a question.
Why do women think we care about what they're thinking? :twisted:
Looking forward for your answer! (maybe)
We KNOW you don't care but like to hope that one day a man will actually give a t0ss what we are thinking because women are compassionate creatures and generally we DO care what you are thinking and hope one day you blokes will decide to repay us the favour.I don't do smileys.
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Thewaylander wrote:Why are so many girls complete wimps when it comes to any kind of sport or activity? It's a bit boring when all they have to talk about is coronation street. I call them coutch kitens they watch tv drink and occasionally use the gym cos being outside int he world is scary...
Explain this
Short answer maternal instinct and self preservation....it's a beeyatch I tell you!
Longer answer, I am one of said whimps. I am yet to pop out a Shaneequa, Chantelle, Chelseigh, Courtney, Kayden or Tyler into the world so I don't need to wuss out to stay alive to look after them so they may one day grace our TV screens on Jeremy Kyle....
However, sadly, in my case, and I am pretty sure in the case of a large percentage of womens, the wuss gene does not lay dormant until you get knocked up.
I do try and MTFU when I can thoughRide it like you stole it!0 -
When sex is so much fun why is it such an issue for the girls?I'm going to blow the bank on a new build ( within reason ) NOW DONE!!
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Why are you all so bloody paranoid?!0
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Isn't womens extreme level of vanity also partly to blame.
I mean not all women are bunny boilers surely?0 -
Out with the old, in with the new here.0
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Richie63 wrote:When sex is so much fun why is it such an issue for the girls?
I didn't realise it was! It's usually only an issue when I'm not getting it!!!Ride it like you stole it!0 -
"Grill the Gash' is that like " Bung a Snag on the barbie" ?"Do not follow where the path may lead, Go instead where there is no path, and Leave a Trail."
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crazy88 wrote:
Or maybe you are with that comment
Not all women want children, much like not all men do. I know a bunch of kids is my idea of my worst nightmare!0 -
Why is the going rate rate for an engagement ring so inflated 'in a girls mind'?
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MissBint37 wrote:Richie63 wrote:When sex is so much fun why is it such an issue for the girls?
I didn't realise it was! It's usually only an issue when I'm not getting it!!!
Ah, time to put the kettle on and wait for all the offers. Or comments about confusing sex and relationships.Trail fun - Transition Bandit
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Dear "Grill the Gash", (sounds painfull :shock: )
Why do women get so excited by shoes, shoe shopping and owning vast collections of shoes?
I personally hate shoe shopping and try to avoid it at all costs. I buy a pair, wear them till they fall apart, consider if going bare foot for a while, then begrudgingly drag myself into town and troll around the shops wishing i could be anywhere else.
Thanks,
BenBikes are OK, I guess... :-)
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Dear Binty and Kitty. Many ladies are not fond of coarse language, especiallywhen describing the pudendum. For example many find the southern term "cant" terribly bothersome. What I would like to know is what is your favoured word for a "lady garden" and would you find it disturbing if a gentleman companion were to use such vulgar terminology when escorting you to the box social?0
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Dear Kitty & Bint
I understand that some giorls are hairy (known as lady fur, the downy sort) an bleach their tash etc, but heres a question for you;
Why is it that girl can have a lot of "lady fur" but not anal beard and Visa Versa. Its really annoying when you get a "smooth" one and they have a ZZ Top Back Door Mat!
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Does size matter? Is 12 inches enough?0
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Lol Gaz. Women don't seem to like the C word much. I personally thing its one of the best.Bikes are OK, I guess... :-)
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