The Receptionist....

rjsterry

DonDaddyD wrote:

EKE wrote:

I've been told that gay men use extra safe. More robust you see.

DUDE!!!

Though a gay man, I suspect he was gay. Informed me about liquid silk. I wonder if I can use it on my drivetrain?

DDD, your bike is knackered enough as it is. Also, I'm guessing that once caught using it on the bike, Ms DDD wouldn't allowed it to be used for it's originally intended purpose.

Well certainly not while he 'owned' the bike. It's like your next door neighbour having a spare set of keys to your car...

...without you knowing.

Chewy Cheeks

Where has Hambones gone?

Started it 8 pages ago and very few comments recently.

gtvlusso

EKE_38BPM wrote:

gtvlusso wrote:

On the flipside to that;

I was the office bike, 15 office girls, from what I remember, in one year was my record........ I was such a slag. Several wives involved too....not good.

In fact I managed an affair for 3 years with an American girl during my early twenties.....whilst also being a "lad".

oh yoof......where have you gone?!

Lets not get into a dick swinging, notches on the bedpost competition, but when I was at uni, I would have considered numbers like that a bit of a drought!

That was just, the office of a part time job - I did have a social life too....especially at Uni. Suffice to say, I was on first name terms in the "clinic" at Addenbrokes....tartzilla. Get it out of your system when you're young I say!

DonDaddyD

Where has Hambones gone?

Started it 8 pages ago and very few comments recently.

He's busy fighting with some chicks husband...

That or celebrating being named on his third divorce petition, ruining familes, eating babies.

Or crying in the corner because he found out that the chick he loved (and thought would be faithful) is still with her husband and sleeping with his mate. She also can't see him tonight because some banker has paid her £120 for an extra 1hr (bastard) and she is also cheating with him with some teenager who works in the local chippy.

True story.

Episode 2: Turns out the teenager is actually the long lost son of her husband from a previous relationship. The mother of said son is in fact the girls best friend who went to live in portugal some 18yrs ago. She did this, we find out, to have the teenager who is now shaggin Hambones Woman. His mate and the husband also will end up having a gay relationship.

This according to the 'Emmerdale' spoiler I've just read.... (may not be true)

Greg T

EKE_38BPM wrote:

I have no homosexual experiences and I don't want any.

Denial is not a River in Egypt . . . . .

Chewy Cheeks

DonDaddyD wrote:

Where has Hambones gone?

Started it 8 pages ago and very few comments recently.

He's busy fighting with some chicks husband...

That or celebrating being named on his third divorce petition, ruining familes, eating babies.

Or crying in the corner because he found out that the chick he loved (and thought would be faithful) is still with her husband and sleeping with his mate. She also can't see him tonight because some banker has paid her £120 for an extra 1hr (bastard) and she is also cheating with him with some teenager who works in the local chippy.

True story.

Episode 2: Turns out the teenager is actually the long lost son of her husband from a previous relationship. The mother of said son is in fact the girls best friend who went to live in portugal some 18yrs ago. She did this, we find out, to have the teenager who is now shaggin Hambones Woman. His mate and the husband also will end up having a gay relationship.

This according to the 'Emmerdale' spoiler I've just read.... (may not be true)

All this information researched and or made made up in less than 3 minutes - very impressive.

My guess is that he's looking out for new adventures

hambones

Chewy Cheeks wrote:

Where has Hambones gone?

Started it 8 pages ago and very few comments recently.

I'm still alive!! Enjoying this thread - good topic choice ahead of 'How often should you look behind you whilst cycling?'

I'm not sure I have ever stated I am in love with this woman

I'm also not sure I stated that she was not sleeping with her husband

Finally, I would rather my Lejog buddy was named on any partition as I would not celebrate such a thing for the third time

EKE_38BPM

Deadeyebumhole wrote:

EKE_38BPM wrote:

I have no homosexual experiences and I don't want any.

Denial is not a River in Egypt . . . . .

And I've never fallen out of the boat.

I used to work in an office with a bloke who kept on making jokes about me being gay as part of the usual office banter. I was cool with that, gave as good as I got, but he just kept going on and on. Dog with a bone stylee, and it eventually got on my wick.

One day we were in a pub having office drinks and he started his usual 'jokes' so I, in front of all of our colleagues asked him a question:
"I hear your wife is very attractive. Is that true?" (his wife was a stunner, I saw pictures)
"Yeah, I think she's beautiful."
"Well leave me in a hotel room with her for an hour and in nine months time you'll find out if I'm gay or not."

He was as good as gold after that.

rick_chasey

EKE_38BPM wrote:

Deadeyebumhole wrote:

EKE_38BPM wrote:

I have no homosexual experiences and I don't want any.

Denial is not a River in Egypt . . . . .

And I've never fallen out of the boat.

I used to work in an office with a bloke who kept on making jokes about me being gay as part of the usual office banter. I was cool with that, gave as good as I got, but he just kept going on and on. Dog with a bone stylee, and it eventually got on my wick.

One day we were in a pub having office drinks and he started his usual 'jokes' so I, in front of all of our colleagues asked him a question:
"I hear your wife is very attractive. Is that true?" (his wife was a stunner, I saw pictures)
"Yeah, I think she's beautiful."
"Well leave me in a hotel room with her for an hour and in nine months time you'll find out if I'm gay or not."

He was as good as gold after that.

Your office sounds pretty tame!

hambones

Rick Chasey wrote:

Your office sounds pretty tame!

Indeed - I found out today that another one of my colleagues has been having an affair with one of her customers since October. I had her down as one who never would!

DonDaddyD

She's next on your list isn't she?

rick_chasey

hambones wrote:

Rick Chasey wrote:

Your office sounds pretty tame!

Indeed - I found out today that another one of my colleagues has been having an affair with one of her customers since October. I had her down as one who never would!

It's always the quiet ones...


If someone isn't shouting "why is your mouth moving? Is someone throwing cocks at your face?" every 5 minutes here I'd genuinely be surprised.

My boss literally just cut out a cartoon picture of a bum with wings and feet (which he drew) to stick up on the wall above a guy's name, who also works here. Apparently, he's a "flying butt monkey".

rjsterry

EKE_38BPM wrote:

Deadeyebumhole wrote:

EKE_38BPM wrote:

I have no homosexual experiences and I don't want any.

Denial is not a River in Egypt . . . . .

And I've never fallen out of the boat.

I used to work in an office with a bloke who kept on making jokes about me being gay as part of the usual office banter. I was cool with that, gave as good as I got, but he just kept going on and on. Dog with a bone stylee, and it eventually got on my wick.

One day we were in a pub having office drinks and he started his usual 'jokes' so I, in front of all of our colleagues asked him a question:
"I hear your wife is very attractive. Is that true?" (his wife was a stunner, I saw pictures)
"Yeah, I think she's beautiful."
"Well leave me in a hotel room with her for an hour and in nine months time you'll find out if I'm gay or not."

He was as good as gold after that.

Witty put-downs aside, that hardly proves anything. Plenty of examples of gay men who have been unhappily (or in some cases happily) married for years before finally coming out/realising/accepting/whatever.

Sounds as though your colleague was perhaps protesting too much.

Greg T

rjsterry wrote:

Sounds as though your colleague was perhaps protesting too much.

Do you think they both run flip flop hubs?

I'm cool with that - knock yourself out - that's what I say.

clarkey cat

I think the lady doth protest too much

rjsterry

Deadeyebumhole wrote:

rjsterry wrote:

Sounds as though your colleague was perhaps protesting too much.

Do you think they both run flip flop hubs?

I'm cool with that - knock yourself out - that's what I say.

Well that opens up a whole world of cycling related euphemisms.

antfly

Liz Hurley is the worst actress who ever lived and a lousy shag. Probably.

bearfraser

"Lesbe friends , Homo you dont " ??

EKE_38BPM

Deadeyebumhole wrote:

rjsterry wrote:

Sounds as though your colleague was perhaps protesting too much.

Do you think they both run flip flop hubs?

I'm cool with that - knock yourself out - that's what I say.

He may run a flip flop hub, but I'm fixed gear. Front brake only.

dhope

EKE_38BPM wrote:

Deadeyebumhole wrote:

rjsterry wrote:

Sounds as though your colleague was perhaps protesting too much.

Do you think they both run flip flop hubs?

I'm cool with that - knock yourself out - that's what I say.

He may run a flip flop hub, but I'm fixed gear. Front brake only.

Yeah, but you fell off today.

Just sayin'...

Rushie

EKE's dad wrote:

If you are going to stand in deep puddles, make sure you wear wellies!

[/quote]

Eke, next time you see your dad, shake his hand for me. That is priceless advice.

Hambone, are you sure the receptionist isn't thinking you and the other guy are one and the same person? Let's face it, all you baldies look the same.

DIESELDOG

I'm in serious need of some popcorn to go with this thread, loving it!

Love n hugs

DD

itboffin

hambones wrote:

Rick Chasey wrote:

Your office sounds pretty tame!

Indeed - I found out today that another one of my colleagues has been having an affair with one of her customers since October. I had her down as one who never would!

Seriously where the F**K do you work!?!

EKE_38BPM

itboffin wrote:

hambones wrote:

Rick Chasey wrote:

Your office sounds pretty tame!

Indeed - I found out today that another one of my colleagues has been having an affair with one of her customers since October. I had her down as one who never would!

Seriously where the F**K do you work!?!

Viagra factory?

Valy

flicksta wrote:

Can't wait to see the helmet cam footage.

I was like (oh okay, POV stuff...) then I was like "ooooooooh... "helmet""


Lol'd

Valy

flicksta wrote:

Can't wait to see the helmet cam footage.

I was like (oh okay, POV stuff...) then I was like "ooooooooh... "helmet""


Lol'd

DIESELDOG

Valy wrote:

flicksta wrote:

Can't wait to see the helmet cam footage.

I was like (oh okay, POV stuff...) then I was like "ooooooooh... "helmet""


Lol'd

Post twice...

Come again....

Love n hugs

DD

Valy

what

EKE_38BPM

dhope wrote:

EKE_38BPM wrote:

Deadeyebumhole wrote:

rjsterry wrote:

Sounds as though your colleague was perhaps protesting too much.

Do you think they both run flip flop hubs?

I'm cool with that - knock yourself out - that's what I say.

He may run a flip flop hub, but I'm fixed gear. Front brake only.

Yeah, but you fell off today.

Just sayin'...

And my first thought was of the yummy mummys. Fixed Gear, I tell ya!

DIESELDOG

Valy wrote:

what

Sorry, did I spell "come" wrong

Love n hugs

DD