The Receptionist....
hambones
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I am drunk as I type this!
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Step away from the keyboard, fella.Sometimes parts break. Sometimes you crash. Sometimes it’s your fault.0
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Time for bed I think...
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There is much I don't understand about the World.
OK, let me unpack this:
You have a thing for the receptionist. - Cool
She had a thing for you and another dude. - Personally I value myself too much to be a mere choice of fancy but stil...
You're both bald. - MMmmokay
She was having an affair with the other guy behind the back of her husband. - At this point I'd just stay clear of this chick.
You started boshing her too. - That's kinda naaasty. Sloppy seconds. Also that you're willing to participate in an affiar brings your moral compass into question. But ho-hum I'm not one to judge.
The other guy was better in bed (Wham Bam) than you - Why or how you can admit this is beyond my Alpha comprehension
She "cheated" or slept with someone else while trying to commit to you. - And this surprises you? If she was prepared to have an affair behind the back of her husband, why did you think you'd be any different?
You've cooled things off with her. - Lucky escape in my opinionFood Chain number = 4
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hambones wrote:I am drunk as I type this!
Before Christmas there was a thread about inappropriate works do's - although to be fair it may have been on another forum! At the time I posted that the work receptionist may have had a thing for me and she was my reserve.
As it transpires she had a thing for me and one other at work - we both shared the trait of baldness which worked for her! This other turned out to be a guy I had agreed to ride with this Easter undertaking Lejog. It was quickly established that she was having an affair with him on account of abusive behaviour by her husband. Not wanting to miss out on a clear opportunity, I too engaged in an affair with her!
Almost inevitably, my superior performance/prowess/physique took it's toll - I became her God! However, where I was all about stamina, endurance, quality - my Lejog buddy was more about Wham bam quantity! She began to fall in love with me - a game I have often played having been named on 2 previous divorce petitions!
An amazing weekend followed - 12 hours of passion...
She was going to end it with the other on Wednesday just gone...
I will confess - she saw him on the Tuesday for a meaningless shag...
I have broken her heart as a consequence... such is life
Any further details - please ask
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THIS THREAD IS USELESS WITH PICS2012 Cannondale Synapse0
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Well the good news is I made it into work, although I woke up rather dehydrated!!!
That dehydration caused my weight to drop to 13st 1lb
Liked DDD's reply (although he did misread the bit about better in the sack )
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The receptionist?
She sounds very very friendly. Personally, I wouldn't touch her with a barge pole. As DDD saidDDD wrote:She was having an affair with the other guy behind the back of her husband. - At this point I'd just stay clear of this chick.
You started boshing her too. - That's kinda naaasty. Sloppy seconds. Also that you're willing to participate in an affiar brings your moral compass into question. But ho-hum I'm not one to judge.
I think DDD got one thing wrong though. Its filthy thirds, not sloppy seconds. Hubby, one minute man and you. Ewwww!FCN 3: Raleigh Record Ace fixie-to be resurrected sometime in the future
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EKE_38BPM wrote:I think DDD got one thing wrong though. Its filthy thirds, not sloppy seconds. Hubby, one minute man and you. Ewwww!
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hambones wrote:I am drunk as I type this!
...She began to fall in love with me - a game I have often played having been named on 2 previous divorce petitions!
Just how drunk were you when you typed this? Being named on divorce petitions is generally not something to be proud of, unless you're a total scumbag.I will confess - she saw him on the Tuesday for a meaningless shag...
I have broken her heart as a consequence... such is life
No, such is you. A DDD said her "cheating" on you is hardly a bombshell.
Might be an idea to stop sleeping with married women and see if you can find one who isn't in a massively unhappy relationship and yet still wants to sleep with you.0 -
flimflam_machine wrote:hambones wrote:I am drunk as I type this!
...She began to fall in love with me - a game I have often played having been named on 2 previous divorce petitions!
Just how drunk were you when you typed this? Being named on divorce petitions is generally not something to be proud of, unless you're a total scumbag.I will confess - she saw him on the Tuesday for a meaningless shag...
I have broken her heart as a consequence... such is life
No, such is you. A DDD said her "cheating" on you is hardly a bombshell.
Might be an idea to stop sleeping with married women and see if you can find one who isn't in a massively unhappy relationship and yet still wants to sleep with you.
Ah don't get your knickers in a twist, doesn't sound like anyone's been too inconvenienced by this.
Apparently the husband is abusive, the receptionist is easy and the two cyclists aren't fussed. Sounds like internet ambivalence is about the right level of concern for all involved.0 -
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is it only me who is thinking its a missed opportunity of a threesome?
an the other guy being your team mate it could have been like a tag team high fiving each other as "you went in"
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mudcow007 wrote:is it only me who is thinking its a missed opportunity of a threesome?
an the other guy being your team mate it could have been like a tag team high fiving each other as "you went in"
oh come on, someone had to say it.
No, this is an evil threesome. Shame on you, head over to Commuting General for 30mins.0 -
mudcow007 wrote:
an the other guy being your team mate it could have been like a tag team high fiving each other as "you went in"
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Or like a Madison, he could 'handsling' you in!0 -
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