The Receptionist....
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dhope wrote:DonDaddyD wrote:I'm gonna throw this one out there.
Since there seems to be a large number of guys and one girl (LiT) who have no problem playing the third person in an affair and/or are willing to indulge a wife/husband in playing away.
Where do you all stand on actually playing away? Or being the victim of a partner playing away? Have you ever, has it ever happened to you? Watch the double standards fly.
Yes I invoked the unspoken conversation. But you all were picking on me....
I've been the 3rd person but I've not cheated.
I'd like to think I wouldn't but it'd probably depend on nork size and alcohol consumed.
And if you were cheated on - and it came down to (whatever makes females sway)?Food Chain number = 4
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DonDaddyD wrote:dhope wrote:DonDaddyD wrote:I'm gonna throw this one out there.
Since there seems to be a large number of guys and one girl (LiT) who have no problem playing the third person in an affair and/or are willing to indulge a wife/husband in playing away.
Where do you all stand on actually playing away? Or being the victim of a partner playing away? Have you ever, has it ever happened to you? Watch the double standards fly.
Yes I invoked the unspoken conversation. But you all were picking on me....
I've been the 3rd person but I've not cheated.
I'd like to think I wouldn't but it'd probably depend on nork size and alcohol consumed.
And if you were cheated on - and it came down to (whatever makes females sway)?
Oh, not that I know of.
Not since I was about 15 anyway and I'm counting that as a lucky escape as, it transpired, she was a complete loon.0 -
DonDaddyD wrote:Greg66 wrote:Deadeyebumhole wrote:It can be a struggle in the dark to work out which way the rolling goes but that sounds a bit much . . . . . .
People who aren't fuggers leave the lights on.
I knew it, I knew you were a freak! Floor to celling mirror so you can point at yourself you American Psycho!
We ALL knew it . . . . .
You just know that G66 is properly kinky - I knew it even before he invited me to do some things I couldn't even find definitions of on some of the more esoteric "gentlemen's" sites I frequent . . . . . . .
Honestly what is Stoatfungling? I've no idea but G66 has a mobile home near Hull all equipped for it.Fixed gear for wet weather / hairy roadie for posing in the sun.
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DonDaddyD wrote:...you all were picking on me....DonDaddyD wrote:I'm a lights off under the duvet man. :oops:
Not very alpha!
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DonDaddyD wrote:I'm gonna throw this one out there.
Since there seems to be a large number of guys and one girl (LiT) who have no problem playing the third person in an affair and/or are willing to indulge a wife/husband in playing away.
Where do you all stand on actually playing away? Or being the victim of a partner playing away? Have you ever, has it ever happened to you? Watch the double standards fly.
Yes I invoked the unspoken conversation. But you all were picking on me....
OK, someone has to take the bait...I was strictly faithful until Mrs #1 cheated on me, after that I seem to have relaxed my morals somewhat (and enjoyed every roller-coaster minute) :twisted:0 -
Deadeyebumhole wrote:DonDaddyD wrote:Greg66 wrote:Deadeyebumhole wrote:It can be a struggle in the dark to work out which way the rolling goes but that sounds a bit much . . . . . .
People who aren't fuggers leave the lights on.
I knew it, I knew you were a freak! Floor to celling mirror so you can point at yourself you American Psycho!
We ALL knew it . . . . .
You just know that G66 is properly kinky - I knew it even before he invited me to do some things I couldn't even find definitions of on some of the more esoteric "gentlemen's" sites I frequent . . . . . . .
Honestly what is Stoatfungling? I've no idea but G66 has a mobile home near Hull all equipped for it.
Kinky - probably involves the smurf outfit and the lights on is surely to keep an eye on the Cervelo to get the heart beat up0 -
DonDaddyD wrote:I'm gonna throw this one out there.
Since there seems to be a large number of guys and one girl (LiT) who have no problem playing the third person in an affair and/or are willing to indulge a wife/husband in playing away.
Where do you all stand on actually playing away? Or being the victim of a partner playing away? Have you ever, has it ever happened to you? Watch the double standards fly.
Yes I invoked the unspoken conversation. But you all were picking on me....
I'm a hardline no on this one (but you probably knew that already) - never seen any good come of it. Finish one thing before you start another.1985 Mercian King of Mercia - work in progress (Hah! Who am I kidding?)
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I am also a hardline no.
I wouldn't cheat.
If I was cheated on, the relationship would end.
I would not and have not knowingly been involved with someone who was cheating.
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cee wrote:I am also a hardline no.
I wouldn't cheat.
If I was cheated on, the relationship would end.
I would not and have not knowingly been involved with someone who was cheating.
Offshore drilling nearly always goes bad.
Yeah, more often than not some geyser gets hitNobody told me we had a communication problem0 -
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Greg66 wrote:I don't get this.
When did leaving the lights on become weird?
I mean, if you leave the lights off, you might as well have a paper bag over your head.
Or one of those gimp mas....
OMG.
You're all gimp slaves, aren't you :shock: ?
well considering that for most of June, the sun doesn't set in edinburgh til 10pm, and the sky never really gets dark during that time....
some of us have to wear something to get some sleep round here!Whenever I see an adult on a bicycle, I believe in the future of the human race.
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cee wrote:Greg66 wrote:I don't get this.
When did leaving the lights on become weird?
I mean, if you leave the lights off, you might as well have a paper bag over your head.
Or one of those gimp mas....
OMG.
You're all gimp slaves, aren't you :shock: ?
well considering that for most of June, the sun doesn't set in edinburgh til 10pm, and the sky never really gets dark during that time....
some of us have to wear something to get some sleep round here!
I was already reeling from the imagery of leatherette and zips, thanks very much.
Chucking in pale Scottish skintones, slightly translucent and verging towards a blue tint isn't helping.0 -
Greg66 wrote:cee wrote:Greg66 wrote:I don't get this.
When did leaving the lights on become weird?
I mean, if you leave the lights off, you might as well have a paper bag over your head.
Or one of those gimp mas....
OMG.
You're all gimp slaves, aren't you :shock: ?
well considering that for most of June, the sun doesn't set in edinburgh til 10pm, and the sky never really gets dark during that time....
some of us have to wear something to get some sleep round here!
I was already reeling from the imagery of leatherette and zips, thanks very much.
Chucking in pale Scottish skintones, slightly translucent and verging towards a blue tint isn't helping.
I think you're referring to something else there, starts necroph...
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Jay dubbleU wrote:Just as you think this thread has reached its lowest point it drops off another precipice 8)
Yup, gotta be done by someone and it may as well be me.
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Greg66 wrote:I was already reeling from the imagery of leatherette and zips, thanks very much.
Chucking in pale Scottish skintones, slightly translucent and verging towards a blue tint isn't helping.
Was this what you had in mind?
This one actually looks semi-cycling specific - Aero suit, proper head protectionRule #5 // Harden The Feck Up.
Rule #9 // If you are out riding in bad weather, it means you are a badass. Period.
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itboffin wrote:Greg66 wrote:I was already reeling from the imagery of leatherette and zips, thanks very much.
Chucking in pale Scottish skintones, slightly translucent and verging towards a blue tint isn't helping.
Was this what you had in mind?
This one actually looks semi-cycling specific - Aero suit, proper head protection
There are some strange people in this world!FCN 3: Raleigh Record Ace fixie-to be resurrected sometime in the future
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itboffin wrote:Greg66 wrote:I was already reeling from the imagery of leatherette and zips, thanks very much.
Chucking in pale Scottish skintones, slightly translucent and verging towards a blue tint isn't helping.
Was this what you had in mind?
This one actually looks semi-cycling specific - Aero suit, proper head protection
Haha! Great minds and all that. I went a-trawling the Internet for images of gimp masks. Three hours later, I, slightly tired, too decided that the only acceptable source was eBay.
There are many, many "specialist" websites out there...0 -
Well it is/was my business
the Internet that is not gimp outfits :roll:Rule #5 // Harden The Feck Up.
Rule #9 // If you are out riding in bad weather, it means you are a badass. Period.
Rule #12 // The correct number of bikes to own is n+1.
Rule #42 // A bike race shall never be preceded with a swim and/or followed by a run.0 -
JZed wrote:Greg66 wrote:There are many, many "specialist" websites out there...
There are indeed - I now regret searching for an image to post linking gimp and smurf (blue tint). Its going to take copious amounts of alcohol to erase the images of papa smurf.
You must have guessed that would end badly.
talking about ebay:
How about a used wetsuit that "hasn't been p*ssed in"
check out the questions and answers after the main description, to say nothing of the photo of a bear at a urinal...0 -
Guys, thanks for my Saturday entertainment. I can't lol as my mother is currently visiting and I'm in enough trouble as it is :roll:
PLEASE carry on 0 -
itboffin wrote:Greg66 wrote:I was already reeling from the imagery of leatherette and zips, thanks very much.
Chucking in pale Scottish skintones, slightly translucent and verging towards a blue tint isn't helping.
Was this what you had in mind?
This one actually looks semi-cycling specific - Aero suit, proper head protection
Actually you could market that as a bike racing outfit - get the helmet to inflate in an accident and you have an additional safety feature
Wanda - for shame!!0 -
Cafewanda wrote:Guys, thanks for my Saturday entertainment. I can't lol as my mother is currently visiting and I'm in enough trouble as it is :roll:
PLEASE carry on
I'm so tempted to refer to another thread currently running and ask the question "Well does she?"
Ooopps, already have...
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DIESELDOG wrote:Cafewanda wrote:Guys, thanks for my Saturday entertainment. I can't lol as my mother is currently visiting and I'm in enough trouble as it is :roll:
PLEASE carry on
I'm so tempted to refer to another thread currently running and ask the question "Well does she?"
Ooopps, already have...
Love n hugs
DD
The SoS topic?I've added a signature to prove it is still possible.0 -
JZed wrote:Greg66 wrote:There are many, many "specialist" websites out there...
There are indeed - I now regret searching for an image to post linking gimp and smurf (blue tint). Its going to take copious amounts of alcohol to erase the images of papa smurf.
Never forget Rule 34. (And Rule 35, that ensures Rule 34 is accurate.)0 -
redvee wrote:DIESELDOG wrote:Cafewanda wrote:Guys, thanks for my Saturday entertainment. I can't lol as my mother is currently visiting and I'm in enough trouble as it is :roll:
PLEASE carry on
I'm so tempted to refer to another thread currently running and ask the question "Well does she?"
Ooopps, already have...
Love n hugs
DD
The SoS topic?
That'll be the one
Love n hugs
DD0
