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  • PBo
    PBo Posts: 2,493
    crikey - in danger of dropping off the front page.

    So, in light of my experiences stripping wallpaper today, I thought I'd share this with all you gents.

    The steam is very good for your complexion!!!


    (oh yeah - maybe you ladies will be interested too.....)
  • EKE_38BPM
    EKE_38BPM Posts: 5,821
    Good point CW, but blood suckers are my generic name for all "feminine hygiene" products. Moon cups are more like temporary capture, storage and transport devices.

    I'm so glad I'm not a woman (or ITB or DDD).

    Men dehairing down below (by that I mean below the neck) ain't right unless you work in porn and/or need all the optical illusions you can get). Not sure if dehairing backs is acceptable. I knew a bloke that looked like he was wearing a wooly jumper when he had no top on.
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    FCN 9: B Twin Vitamin - winter commuter/loan bike for trainees

    I'm hungry. I'm always hungry!
  • DonDaddyD
    DonDaddyD Posts: 12,689
    What is a mooncup?
    Food Chain number = 4

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  • PBo
    PBo Posts: 2,493
    DonDaddyD wrote:
    What is a mooncup?

    clue: moon - monthly
    what (generically) goes into cups?

    still struggling?
  • White Line
    White Line Posts: 887
    PBo wrote:
    DonDaddyD wrote:
    What is a mooncup?

    clue: moon - monthly
    what (generically) goes into cups?

    still struggling?
    DO NOT WATCH THE YOUTUBE VIDEO! :shock: :cry:
    Emiliana the CAAD9
  • Cafewanda
    Cafewanda Posts: 2,788
    :lol::lol::lol:

    The video was ok. At least it didn't involve using the actual body part!
  • PBo
    PBo Posts: 2,493
    Cafewanda wrote:
    :lol::lol::lol:

    The video was ok. At least it didn't involve using the actual body part!

    No blood either.....


    Telling us not to watch the video just GUARANTEED that we would......
  • itboffin
    itboffin Posts: 20,052
    White Line wrote:
    PBo wrote:
    DonDaddyD wrote:
    What is a mooncup?

    clue: moon - monthly
    what (generically) goes into cups?

    still struggling?
    DO NOT WATCH THE YOUTUBE VIDEO! :shock: :cry:

    Okay i just watched that video - i now HATE YOU!!!!

    why and how do you know about this shite?

    perv
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  • Rich158
    Rich158 Posts: 2,348
    ITB you are a very bad man!!!!! I am now a fully fledged roadie, and I can only console myself with the fact my legs are smoother than yours :wink:
    pain is temporary, the glory of beating your mates to the top of the hill lasts forever.....................

    Revised FCN - 2
  • PBo
    PBo Posts: 2,493
    Rich158 wrote:
    ITB you are a very bad girlyman!!!!! I am now a fully fledged roadie, and I can only console myself with the fact that I'm girlier than you :wink:

    fixed that for you.
  • itboffin
    itboffin Posts: 20,052
    Rich158 wrote:
    ITB you are a very bad man!!!!! I am now a fully fledged roadie, and I can only console myself with the fact my legs are smoother than yours :wink:

    :lol:
    Rule #5 // Harden The Feck Up.
    Rule #9 // If you are out riding in bad weather, it means you are a badass. Period.
    Rule #12 // The correct number of bikes to own is n+1.
    Rule #42 // A bike race shall never be preceded with a swim and/or followed by a run.
  • jonginge
    jonginge Posts: 5,945
    itboffin wrote:
    Rich158 wrote:
    ITB you are a very bad man!!!!! I am now a fully fledged roadie, and I can only console myself with the fact my legs are smoother than yours :wink:

    :lol:
    :lol::lol::lol: Were you still drunk when you did this, Rich?
    FCN 2-4 "Shut up legs", Jens Voigt
    Planet-x Scott
    Rides
  • EKE_38BPM
    EKE_38BPM Posts: 5,821
    ITB, an ex was a bit of a tree hugger, yogurt knitting type of girl. She liked the green credentials of the mooncup.

    You called me a perv. Fair enough, guilty as charged.
    FCN 3: Raleigh Record Ace fixie-to be resurrected sometime in the future
    FCN 4: Planet X Schmaffenschmack 2- workhorse
    FCN 9: B Twin Vitamin - winter commuter/loan bike for trainees

    I'm hungry. I'm always hungry!
  • Rich158
    Rich158 Posts: 2,348
    JonGinge wrote:
    itboffin wrote:
    Rich158 wrote:
    ITB you are a very bad man!!!!! I am now a fully fledged roadie, and I can only console myself with the fact my legs are smoother than yours :wink:

    :lol:
    :lol::lol::lol: Were you still drunk when you did this, Rich?

    Unfortunately I was stone cold sober :oops:
    pain is temporary, the glory of beating your mates to the top of the hill lasts forever.....................

    Revised FCN - 2
  • itboffin
    itboffin Posts: 20,052
    Rich158 wrote:
    JonGinge wrote:
    itboffin wrote:
    Rich158 wrote:
    ITB you are a very bad man!!!!! I am now a fully fledged roadie, and I can only console myself with the fact my legs are smoother than yours :wink:

    :lol:
    :lol::lol::lol: Were you still drunk when you did this, Rich?

    Unfortunately I was stone cold sober :oops:

    But it feels and looks good right?

    Stubble is a bitch :lol:
    Rule #5 // Harden The Feck Up.
    Rule #9 // If you are out riding in bad weather, it means you are a badass. Period.
    Rule #12 // The correct number of bikes to own is n+1.
    Rule #42 // A bike race shall never be preceded with a swim and/or followed by a run.
  • NGale
    NGale Posts: 1,866
    The only way to solve the problem of stubble...keep shaving or waxing :shock: :lol:
    Officers don't run, it's undignified and panics the men
  • itboffin
    itboffin Posts: 20,052
    Wicked rash on the back & front of my left leg :cry:
    Rule #5 // Harden The Feck Up.
    Rule #9 // If you are out riding in bad weather, it means you are a badass. Period.
    Rule #12 // The correct number of bikes to own is n+1.
    Rule #42 // A bike race shall never be preceded with a swim and/or followed by a run.
  • NGale
    NGale Posts: 1,866
    itboffin wrote:
    Wicked rash on the back & front of my left leg :cry:

    E45 cream or baby lotion

    I get the same problem myself and always have a tub of Sudocreme or E45 on hand :D
    Officers don't run, it's undignified and panics the men
  • Rich158
    Rich158 Posts: 2,348
    I've not had the stubble problem yet, that pleasure awaits! And yes it does feel good, I'll be keeping my eye on you ITB, hands off my legs :wink:
    pain is temporary, the glory of beating your mates to the top of the hill lasts forever.....................

    Revised FCN - 2
  • Wrath Rob
    Wrath Rob Posts: 2,918
    itboffin wrote:
    Wicked rash on the back & front of my left leg :cry:

    I wonder how the OP is getting on with his stubble on his Pyrenees trip. Stubble down there on a biking holiday? :shock:
    FCN3: Titanium Qoroz.
  • lost_in_thought
    lost_in_thought Posts: 10,563
    itboffin wrote:
    Wicked rash on the back & front of my left leg :cry:

    Hahahhahahahahahahahhahahahahahhaaa

    I tried to warn you.
    FCN 7/1
    Viner Maxima, Tifosi CK7, Giant Bowery, Old commuter.
  • NGale
    NGale Posts: 1,866
    ITB: Jake says to avoid the stubble rash you 'have to man up and get waxed or you'll be veeting or shaving every other day' :lol:
    Officers don't run, it's undignified and panics the men
  • lost_in_thought
    lost_in_thought Posts: 10,563
    Erm.....

    Man gets rash from Veet.

    Advising said man to wax = bad plan!
    FCN 7/1
    Viner Maxima, Tifosi CK7, Giant Bowery, Old commuter.
  • UndercoverElephant
    UndercoverElephant Posts: 5,796
    Possibly the worst uses of "Man up" ever have appeared on this thread...

    "MTFU, get an Epilator!"
    "have to man up and get waxed"

    *Shakes head in disbelief*
    Sun - Rain - Snow
  • NGale
    NGale Posts: 1,866
    lost_in_thought wrote:
    Erm.....

    Man gets rash from Veet.

    Advising said man to wax = bad plan!

    I didn't say he knew what he was talking about :lol:

    Personally I stick with a bic razor, too much of a wimp for wax.
    Officers don't run, it's undignified and panics the men
  • Rich158
    Rich158 Posts: 2,348
    lost_in_thought wrote:
    Erm.....

    Man gets rash from Veet.

    Advising said man to wax = bad plan!

    Said man should be encouraged to wax, come on ITB what are you, man or mouse. I'm not going to the alps with you if you've a nasty rash and stubble!

    I will have my revenge for the Cumbrian Killer, ITB knows what I'm on about
    pain is temporary, the glory of beating your mates to the top of the hill lasts forever.....................

    Revised FCN - 2
  • MonkeyMonster
    MonkeyMonster Posts: 4,628
    NGale wrote:
    ITB: Jake says to avoid the stubble rash you 'have to man up and get waxed or you'll be veeting or shaving every other day' :lol:

    Whats wrong with the man himself's fingers... or have you broken them after realising he'd knicked all your shaving gear? :D
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  • Clever Pun
    Clever Pun Posts: 6,778
    lost_in_thought wrote:
    Erm.....

    Man gets rash from Veet.

    Advising said man to wax = bad plan!

    you're not very good at this game are you

    Advising said man to wax = funny as hell
    Purveyor of sonic doom

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  • Cafewanda
    Cafewanda Posts: 2,788
    Oh yeah :lol:
  • NGale
    NGale Posts: 1,866
    MonkeyMonster wrote:
    NGale wrote:
    ITB: Jake says to avoid the stubble rash you 'have to man up and get waxed or you'll be veeting or shaving every other day' :lol:

    Whats wrong with the man himself's fingers... or have you broken them after realising he'd knicked all your shaving gear? :D

    :lol:

    No not quite, he has his head stuck in the books today, he has his Naval Architecture exams next week and his AIB for promotion the first week of october so he's in revision mode at the moment
    Officers don't run, it's undignified and panics the men

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