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  • NGale
    NGale Posts: 1,866
    DonDaddyD wrote:
    NGale wrote:
    don_don wrote:
    Greg66 wrote:
    itboffin wrote:
    Feels weird wearing trousers a most odd sensation.

    That's so very true. Esp suit trousers, that have enough fabric to move around a bit.

    A cyclist mate at my work once confessed that he continued to shave his legs for precisely this reason.

    He was, I fear, speaking only half in jest.

    There's nothing quite like the feeling of slipping between a pair of crisp, freshly laundered bed-sheets with a pair of just-shaved legs :D

    this is wrong on so many levels but I agree with you :shock:

    As do I, but I don't shave my legs... :shock:
    wimmin wrote:
    Veet never really does the job for me, I use it as a supplement for shaving but never beats shaving itself

    as for waxing....I'm just too much of a whimp for that.

    What about Nair? Is that like Veet. I find Nair great at getting the long hair out but then I have to go over it with a Gillette Fusion and a steady hand. Do they have these hair removal creams in grades of intensity ranging from mild to full on brazilian?

    I think I'm ready.

    Must just be my leg hair being stubborn sods then but they don't respond to the creams at all, just soften the skin that's all
    Officers don't run, it's undignified and panics the men
  • itboffin
    itboffin Posts: 20,064
    It still looks weird I mean for as long as I can remember these pins of mine have been hidden.
    Rule #5 // Harden The Feck Up.
    Rule #9 // If you are out riding in bad weather, it means you are a badass. Period.
    Rule #12 // The correct number of bikes to own is n+1.
    Rule #42 // A bike race shall never be preceded with a swim and/or followed by a run.
  • EKE_38BPM
    EKE_38BPM Posts: 5,821
    This is all so very wrong.

    I shave my face and I have grade 0 on my head. That is as far as my hair removal goes.

    You lot will be plucking your eyebrows and shaving your chest & armpits next.

    MTFU!
    FCN 3: Raleigh Record Ace fixie-to be resurrected sometime in the future
    FCN 4: Planet X Schmaffenschmack 2- workhorse
    FCN 9: B Twin Vitamin - winter commuter/loan bike for trainees

    I'm hungry. I'm always hungry!
  • don_don
    don_don Posts: 1,007
    EKE_38BPM wrote:
    This is all so very wrong.

    I shave my face and I have grade 0 on my head. That is as far as my hair removal goes.

    You lot will be plucking your eyebrows and shaving your chest & armpits next.

    MTFU!


    We did all that months ago EKE, do keep up :wink:
  • attica
    attica Posts: 2,362
    I shaved my armpits a few years ago in a moment of madness, then discovered that anti-perspirant works far better when applied to the skin than when applied to the hair.

    I no longer get huge wet patches on my shirts in the summer when everybody around me in the office starts to look like they've been fitted with a sprinkler system. Try it, EKE, it works.
    "Impressive break"

    "Thanks...

    ...I can taste blood"
  • SimonAH
    SimonAH Posts: 3,730
    I am forced to confess to keeping hair short (underarms, chest and where the windsock swings) but I merely buzz clip to a No1. All the advantages, none of the disadvantages.
    FCN 5 belt driven fixie for city bits
    CAADX 105 beastie for bumpy bits
    Litespeed L3 for Strava bits

    Smoke me a kipper, I'll be back for breakfast.
  • DonDaddyD
    DonDaddyD Posts: 12,689
    I do my armpits, soon after I did my bikini area.
    Food Chain number = 4

    A true scalp is not only overtaking someone but leaving them stopped at a set of lights. As you, who have clearly beaten the lights, pummels nothing but the open air ahead. ~ 'DondaddyD'. Player of the Unspoken Game
  • Ian.B
    Ian.B Posts: 732
    DonDaddyD wrote:
    I do my armpits, soon after I did my bikini area.

    You have a bikini?? :shock:
  • SimonAH
    SimonAH Posts: 3,730
    Ever seen the simpsons episode where they go to Rio and Homer and Bart walk along the beach? I have this image now............
    FCN 5 belt driven fixie for city bits
    CAADX 105 beastie for bumpy bits
    Litespeed L3 for Strava bits

    Smoke me a kipper, I'll be back for breakfast.
  • itboffin
    itboffin Posts: 20,064
    DonDaddyD wrote:
    I do my armpits, soon after I did my bikini area.

    Dude so what your saying is ...

    plunked chicken but hairy legs, that's like the reverse of me :lol:

    borat-mankini-action.jpg

    or

    borat-mankini.jpg
    Rule #5 // Harden The Feck Up.
    Rule #9 // If you are out riding in bad weather, it means you are a badass. Period.
    Rule #12 // The correct number of bikes to own is n+1.
    Rule #42 // A bike race shall never be preceded with a swim and/or followed by a run.
  • DonDaddyD
    DonDaddyD Posts: 12,689
    I actually wanted to delete my above post. Oh well...

    For all the reasons cyclist shave their legs, they should coutinue upwards until the waist line. I called it 'bikini area' for tact. I'm not a complete pig.

    I did my armpits as a result of an argument I had with a Ghanaian friend of mine. He, apparently, has been shaving his armpits for some time and thought me unclean for not doing so. It turns out that a number of my African friends do this.

    One day while doing the pelvic and exit area I decided to do my armpits to see what my friend was on about. This is also how I know Nair doesn't work on armpits.

    Despite my girlfriend prefering pit-hair, it was a marvel of freedom I have to say! Air was running around me like I never felt before, I felt fresh like really fresh.

    I can confirm that what Attica is saying is try, however, should you sweat you've got nothing (hair) to catch the sweat from your armpits with and nothing is worse than having sweat dribble from you armpit down past your ribcage in a sort of tickling fashion.
    Food Chain number = 4

    A true scalp is not only overtaking someone but leaving them stopped at a set of lights. As you, who have clearly beaten the lights, pummels nothing but the open air ahead. ~ 'DondaddyD'. Player of the Unspoken Game
  • itboffin
    itboffin Posts: 20,064
    Exit area !!!

    :shock:

    WTF
    Rule #5 // Harden The Feck Up.
    Rule #9 // If you are out riding in bad weather, it means you are a badass. Period.
    Rule #12 // The correct number of bikes to own is n+1.
    Rule #42 // A bike race shall never be preceded with a swim and/or followed by a run.
  • attica
    attica Posts: 2,362
    itboffin wrote:
    Exit area !!!

    :shock:

    WTF
    Does he mean the source of the brownload?
    "Impressive break"

    "Thanks...

    ...I can taste blood"
  • Clever Pun
    Clever Pun Posts: 6,778
    yes he's talking about the turning to Bournville Boulevard
    Purveyor of sonic doom

    Very Hairy Roadie - FCN 4
    Fixed Pista- FCN 5
    Beared Bromptonite - FCN 14
  • Ian.B
    Ian.B Posts: 732
    DonDaddyD wrote:
    I called it 'bikini area' for tact. I'm not a complete pig.

    Tact?? What about:
    Fooking burns the crack and star though. Such is the resilience of my tight curls that nair doesn't fully remove them (even after the full 5 mins). So I have a Gillette Fusion (not the battery one you need to be absolutely surgically steady) specially those tough bast*rds. (I use another Gillette or Wilkinson Sword for my face).

    I like it being hairless but when it grows back it's no longer as full and lushous like the Jackson 5 afro it used to be. This upsets me but the comfort is worth it.
  • Clever Pun
    Clever Pun Posts: 6,778
    Waxing ain't pain, tattooing is pain.. full backpiece says I can take it*


    *especially as I've got about 3 hairs on my back
    Purveyor of sonic doom

    Very Hairy Roadie - FCN 4
    Fixed Pista- FCN 5
    Beared Bromptonite - FCN 14
  • il_principe
    il_principe Posts: 9,155
    DonDaddyD wrote:
    ... its an addicition like fake tan....

    Ah ha, I knew it!
  • il_principe
    il_principe Posts: 9,155
    Attica wrote:
    Ahem

    :oops:

    That was carpet burn

    A certain someone must be feeling a bit better then...
  • itboffin
    itboffin Posts: 20,064
    jeez it's so cliquey in here
    Rule #5 // Harden The Feck Up.
    Rule #9 // If you are out riding in bad weather, it means you are a badass. Period.
    Rule #12 // The correct number of bikes to own is n+1.
    Rule #42 // A bike race shall never be preceded with a swim and/or followed by a run.
  • PBo
    PBo Posts: 2,493
    best......thread.......ever!!!!
  • DonDaddyD
    DonDaddyD Posts: 12,689
    Il Principe wrote:
    DonDaddyD wrote:
    ... its an addicition like fake tan....

    Ah ha, I knew it!
    :lol::lol::lol:
    Food Chain number = 4

    A true scalp is not only overtaking someone but leaving them stopped at a set of lights. As you, who have clearly beaten the lights, pummels nothing but the open air ahead. ~ 'DondaddyD'. Player of the Unspoken Game
  • EKE_38BPM
    EKE_38BPM Posts: 5,821
    What is wrong with you people? You call yourself men??? You probably spend more time in Boots buying hair removal products and in the bathroom removing that hair than your repective Mrs SCRs.

    My eyebrows, chest, arm pits, belly, nut sack, ar$e crack and legs are as hairy as evolution intended them to be.

    You lot will be discussing what the best blood sucker is next, tampons, pads or mooncups!
    Or maybe whether to get your labia pierced.

    In the famous words of Chuck D:
    "Smooth, not what I am.
    Rough, 'cause I'm a man"
    FCN 3: Raleigh Record Ace fixie-to be resurrected sometime in the future
    FCN 4: Planet X Schmaffenschmack 2- workhorse
    FCN 9: B Twin Vitamin - winter commuter/loan bike for trainees

    I'm hungry. I'm always hungry!
  • itboffin
    itboffin Posts: 20,064
    If it's so bad then why do people (female) feel the need to touch my legs?

    Whatever!!!
    Rule #5 // Harden The Feck Up.
    Rule #9 // If you are out riding in bad weather, it means you are a badass. Period.
    Rule #12 // The correct number of bikes to own is n+1.
    Rule #42 // A bike race shall never be preceded with a swim and/or followed by a run.
  • redvee
    redvee Posts: 11,922
    itboffin wrote:
    If it's so bad then why do men dressed in female clothing feel the need to touch my legs?

    Whatever!!!

    Fixed that for you :lol:

    That veet stufff ain't cheap but will try and get the last little bit out of the tub over the weekend. DILLIGAF to what they will say on monday in work.
    I've added a signature to prove it is still possible.
  • Kieran_Burns
    Kieran_Burns Posts: 9,757
    itboffin wrote:
    If it's so bad then why do people (female) feel the need to touch my legs?

    Whatever!!!

    repressed lesbianism - you're like a chick with a... they're getting a weird thrill out of touching up another woman, who isn't, but is...

    You've crossed the line man, crossed the line...
    Chunky Cyclists need your love too! :-)
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    2011 Trek Madone 4.5
    2012 Felt F65X
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  • Chewy Cheeks
    Chewy Cheeks Posts: 234
    aint too much repressed hereabouts KB.

    I reckon we are right at the forefront of male evolution here,
    its a smooth and confusing place
    No Babbit No, Look what Birdy doing
  • Cafewanda
    Cafewanda Posts: 2,788
    PBo wrote:
    best......thread.......ever!!!!

    I might have to agree with you. Just when I think the forum is losing it's way you guys find a way to prove me wrong :lol::lol::lol:

    Eke, mooncups are not bloodsuckers.
  • NGale
    NGale Posts: 1,866
    actually reading this thread it makes me realise Jake isn't as much of a girl as I thought :lol:
    Officers don't run, it's undignified and panics the men
  • Greg T
    Greg T Posts: 3,266
    Ian.B wrote:
    DonDaddyD wrote:
    I do my armpits, soon after I did my bikini area.

    You have a bikini?? :shock:

    Best Post Ever
    Fixed gear for wet weather / hairy roadie for posing in the sun.

    What would Thora Hurd do?
  • Greg T
    Greg T Posts: 3,266
    itboffin wrote:
    If it's so bad then why do people (female) feel the need to touch my legs?

    Whatever!!!

    They are amazed that they can support the weight of your jewellery....
    Fixed gear for wet weather / hairy roadie for posing in the sun.

    What would Thora Hurd do?

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