Sac Wax
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DonDaddyD wrote:NGale wrote:don_don wrote:Greg66 wrote:itboffin wrote:Feels weird wearing trousers a most odd sensation.
That's so very true. Esp suit trousers, that have enough fabric to move around a bit.
A cyclist mate at my work once confessed that he continued to shave his legs for precisely this reason.
He was, I fear, speaking only half in jest.
There's nothing quite like the feeling of slipping between a pair of crisp, freshly laundered bed-sheets with a pair of just-shaved legs
this is wrong on so many levels but I agree with you :shock:
As do I, but I don't shave my legs... :shock:wimmin wrote:Veet never really does the job for me, I use it as a supplement for shaving but never beats shaving itself
as for waxing....I'm just too much of a whimp for that.
What about Nair? Is that like Veet. I find Nair great at getting the long hair out but then I have to go over it with a Gillette Fusion and a steady hand. Do they have these hair removal creams in grades of intensity ranging from mild to full on brazilian?
I think I'm ready.
Must just be my leg hair being stubborn sods then but they don't respond to the creams at all, just soften the skin that's allOfficers don't run, it's undignified and panics the men0 -
It still looks weird I mean for as long as I can remember these pins of mine have been hidden.Rule #5 // Harden The Feck Up.
Rule #9 // If you are out riding in bad weather, it means you are a badass. Period.
Rule #12 // The correct number of bikes to own is n+1.
Rule #42 // A bike race shall never be preceded with a swim and/or followed by a run.0 -
This is all so very wrong.
I shave my face and I have grade 0 on my head. That is as far as my hair removal goes.
You lot will be plucking your eyebrows and shaving your chest & armpits next.
MTFU!FCN 3: Raleigh Record Ace fixie-to be resurrected sometime in the future
FCN 4: Planet X Schmaffenschmack 2- workhorse
FCN 9: B Twin Vitamin - winter commuter/loan bike for trainees
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I shaved my armpits a few years ago in a moment of madness, then discovered that anti-perspirant works far better when applied to the skin than when applied to the hair.
I no longer get huge wet patches on my shirts in the summer when everybody around me in the office starts to look like they've been fitted with a sprinkler system. Try it, EKE, it works."Impressive break"
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I am forced to confess to keeping hair short (underarms, chest and where the windsock swings) but I merely buzz clip to a No1. All the advantages, none of the disadvantages.FCN 5 belt driven fixie for city bits
CAADX 105 beastie for bumpy bits
Litespeed L3 for Strava bits
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I do my armpits, soon after I did my bikini area.Food Chain number = 4
A true scalp is not only overtaking someone but leaving them stopped at a set of lights. As you, who have clearly beaten the lights, pummels nothing but the open air ahead. ~ 'DondaddyD'. Player of the Unspoken Game0 -
Ever seen the simpsons episode where they go to Rio and Homer and Bart walk along the beach? I have this image now............FCN 5 belt driven fixie for city bits
CAADX 105 beastie for bumpy bits
Litespeed L3 for Strava bits
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DonDaddyD wrote:I do my armpits, soon after I did my bikini area.
Dude so what your saying is ...
plunked chicken but hairy legs, that's like the reverse of me
or
Rule #5 // Harden The Feck Up.
Rule #9 // If you are out riding in bad weather, it means you are a badass. Period.
Rule #12 // The correct number of bikes to own is n+1.
Rule #42 // A bike race shall never be preceded with a swim and/or followed by a run.0 -
I actually wanted to delete my above post. Oh well...
For all the reasons cyclist shave their legs, they should coutinue upwards until the waist line. I called it 'bikini area' for tact. I'm not a complete pig.
I did my armpits as a result of an argument I had with a Ghanaian friend of mine. He, apparently, has been shaving his armpits for some time and thought me unclean for not doing so. It turns out that a number of my African friends do this.
One day while doing the pelvic and exit area I decided to do my armpits to see what my friend was on about. This is also how I know Nair doesn't work on armpits.
Despite my girlfriend prefering pit-hair, it was a marvel of freedom I have to say! Air was running around me like I never felt before, I felt fresh like really fresh.
I can confirm that what Attica is saying is try, however, should you sweat you've got nothing (hair) to catch the sweat from your armpits with and nothing is worse than having sweat dribble from you armpit down past your ribcage in a sort of tickling fashion.Food Chain number = 4
A true scalp is not only overtaking someone but leaving them stopped at a set of lights. As you, who have clearly beaten the lights, pummels nothing but the open air ahead. ~ 'DondaddyD'. Player of the Unspoken Game0 -
Exit area !!!
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WTFRule #5 // Harden The Feck Up.
Rule #9 // If you are out riding in bad weather, it means you are a badass. Period.
Rule #12 // The correct number of bikes to own is n+1.
Rule #42 // A bike race shall never be preceded with a swim and/or followed by a run.0 -
yes he's talking about the turning to Bournville BoulevardPurveyor of sonic doom
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DonDaddyD wrote:I called it 'bikini area' for tact. I'm not a complete pig.
Tact?? What about:Fooking burns the crack and star though. Such is the resilience of my tight curls that nair doesn't fully remove them (even after the full 5 mins). So I have a Gillette Fusion (not the battery one you need to be absolutely surgically steady) specially those tough bast*rds. (I use another Gillette or Wilkinson Sword for my face).
I like it being hairless but when it grows back it's no longer as full and lushous like the Jackson 5 afro it used to be. This upsets me but the comfort is worth it.0 -
Waxing ain't pain, tattooing is pain.. full backpiece says I can take it*
*especially as I've got about 3 hairs on my backPurveyor of sonic doom
Very Hairy Roadie - FCN 4
Fixed Pista- FCN 5
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DonDaddyD wrote:... its an addicition like fake tan....
Ah ha, I knew it!- 2023 Vielo V+1
- 2022 Canyon Aeroad CFR
- 2020 Canyon Ultimate CF SLX
- Strava
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Attica wrote:Ahem
:oops:
That was carpet burn
A certain someone must be feeling a bit better then...- 2023 Vielo V+1
- 2022 Canyon Aeroad CFR
- 2020 Canyon Ultimate CF SLX
- Strava
- On the Strand
- Crown Stables
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jeez it's so cliquey in hereRule #5 // Harden The Feck Up.
Rule #9 // If you are out riding in bad weather, it means you are a badass. Period.
Rule #12 // The correct number of bikes to own is n+1.
Rule #42 // A bike race shall never be preceded with a swim and/or followed by a run.0 -
best......thread.......ever!!!!0
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Il Principe wrote:DonDaddyD wrote:... its an addicition like fake tan....
Ah ha, I knew it!Food Chain number = 4
A true scalp is not only overtaking someone but leaving them stopped at a set of lights. As you, who have clearly beaten the lights, pummels nothing but the open air ahead. ~ 'DondaddyD'. Player of the Unspoken Game0 -
What is wrong with you people? You call yourself men??? You probably spend more time in Boots buying hair removal products and in the bathroom removing that hair than your repective Mrs SCRs.
My eyebrows, chest, arm pits, belly, nut sack, ar$e crack and legs are as hairy as evolution intended them to be.
You lot will be discussing what the best blood sucker is next, tampons, pads or mooncups!
Or maybe whether to get your labia pierced.
In the famous words of Chuck
"Smooth, not what I am.
Rough, 'cause I'm a man"FCN 3: Raleigh Record Ace fixie-to be resurrected sometime in the future
FCN 4: Planet X Schmaffenschmack 2- workhorse
FCN 9: B Twin Vitamin - winter commuter/loan bike for trainees
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If it's so bad then why do people (female) feel the need to touch my legs?
Whatever!!!Rule #5 // Harden The Feck Up.
Rule #9 // If you are out riding in bad weather, it means you are a badass. Period.
Rule #12 // The correct number of bikes to own is n+1.
Rule #42 // A bike race shall never be preceded with a swim and/or followed by a run.0 -
itboffin wrote:If it's so bad then why do men dressed in female clothing feel the need to touch my legs?
Whatever!!!
Fixed that for you
That veet stufff ain't cheap but will try and get the last little bit out of the tub over the weekend. DILLIGAF to what they will say on monday in work.I've added a signature to prove it is still possible.0 -
itboffin wrote:If it's so bad then why do people (female) feel the need to touch my legs?
Whatever!!!
repressed lesbianism - you're like a chick with a... they're getting a weird thrill out of touching up another woman, who isn't, but is...
You've crossed the line man, crossed the line...Chunky Cyclists need your love too! :-)
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2011 Trek Madone 4.5
2012 Felt F65X
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aint too much repressed hereabouts KB.
I reckon we are right at the forefront of male evolution here,
its a smooth and confusing placeNo Babbit No, Look what Birdy doing0 -
actually reading this thread it makes me realise Jake isn't as much of a girl as I thoughtOfficers don't run, it's undignified and panics the men0