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  • itboffin
    itboffin Posts: 20,072
    Cafewanda wrote:
    Priceless :D:D:D


    ITB, those legs are great. You should be proud and they'd look good in a mini-dress/skirt, with heels :wink: The guys are just jealous.

    Well ... :roll:

    :lol:
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  • itboffin
    itboffin Posts: 20,072
    Attica wrote:
    After a few days in a row of turning up to work looking like I'd ridden the Paris-Roubaix, I've just shaved my legs again, much better having a wipe clean surface.

    ITB - Ignore the naysayers, they're just jealous

    I have to admit I was sceptical but now it's done I like it, guess I'll just have to wait and see how bad the regrowth is.
    Rule #5 // Harden The Feck Up.
    Rule #9 // If you are out riding in bad weather, it means you are a badass. Period.
    Rule #12 // The correct number of bikes to own is n+1.
    Rule #42 // A bike race shall never be preceded with a swim and/or followed by a run.
  • roger_merriman
    roger_merriman Posts: 6,165
    itboffin wrote:
    Cafewanda wrote:
    Priceless :D:D:D


    ITB, those legs are great. You should be proud and they'd look good in a mini-dress/skirt, with heels :wink: The guys are just jealous.

    Well ... :roll:

    :lol:

    wait til it starts itching!
  • Clever Pun
    Clever Pun Posts: 6,778
    itboffin wrote:
    lost_in_thought wrote:
    itboffin wrote:
    Its the morning after, now WTF happened to my legs?

    :shock:

    Either a) ITB's telling us he has no recollection of the night before, or b) he's got some minor irritation.....

    :twisted:

    ITB, you now need to exfoliate your legs when you wash. Just a friendly tip.

    I need to what now?

    shower like a burd, shop like a burd... tuck yourself in before going out in public

    Attica.. I am dissapoint
    Purveyor of sonic doom

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  • DonDaddyD
    DonDaddyD Posts: 12,689
    ITB, how far up the leg did you go?

    Now you've done the legs, you'll likely consider sac, crack and armpits.... its an addicition like fake tan....
    DonDaddyD wrote:
    itboffin wrote:
    So tell me that doesn't look better

    4926747027_46b8ec286b_z.jpg

    I don't know if I should be attracted to these legs or not!!! :shock:

    If I imagine that there is a women at the end of this would that make it OK?
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  • attica
    attica Posts: 2,362
    Clever Pun wrote:

    Attica.. I am dissapoint

    Are you Pete Postlethwaite in Inception?
    "Impressive break"

    "Thanks...

    ...I can taste blood"
  • itboffin
    itboffin Posts: 20,072
    @DDD i'm sporting the hairy posing pouch look, god only knows what I look like from behind.

    hairy I should imagine :lol:
    Rule #5 // Harden The Feck Up.
    Rule #9 // If you are out riding in bad weather, it means you are a badass. Period.
    Rule #12 // The correct number of bikes to own is n+1.
    Rule #42 // A bike race shall never be preceded with a swim and/or followed by a run.
  • greg66_tri_v2.0
    greg66_tri_v2.0 Posts: 7,172
    itboffin wrote:
    @DDD i'm sporting the hairy posing pouch look, god only knows what I look like from behind.

    That's a thought to have just as you enter prison.
    Swim. Bike. Run. Yeah. That's what I used to do.

    Bike 1
    Bike 2-A
  • itboffin
    itboffin Posts: 20,072
    Butterd2 why didn't you veet, completely painless and the same result.
    Rule #5 // Harden The Feck Up.
    Rule #9 // If you are out riding in bad weather, it means you are a badass. Period.
    Rule #12 // The correct number of bikes to own is n+1.
    Rule #42 // A bike race shall never be preceded with a swim and/or followed by a run.
  • lost_in_thought
    lost_in_thought Posts: 10,563
    itboffin wrote:
    Butterd2 why didn't you veet, completely painless and the same result.

    Actually, not quite.

    Waxing lasts a lot longer than veet - with waxing you're ripping the hair out at the root, whereas with veet you're chemically burning it off to just below skin level, so the root is still there.

    Veet is somewhere between waxing and shaving.
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  • Clever Pun
    Clever Pun Posts: 6,778
    Attica wrote:
    Clever Pun wrote:

    Attica.. I am dissapoint

    Are you Pete Postlethwaite in Inception?

    I_m_disappoint_2.jpg
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    Very Hairy Roadie - FCN 4
    Fixed Pista- FCN 5
    Beared Bromptonite - FCN 14
  • NGale
    NGale Posts: 1,866
    ITB: you will never know the horrible chain of events you have started in my house :shock: :(
    Officers don't run, it's undignified and panics the men
  • itboffin
    itboffin Posts: 20,072
    NGale wrote:
    ITB: you will never know the horrible chain of events you have started in my house :shock: :(

    That's what PM is for :wink:
    Rule #5 // Harden The Feck Up.
    Rule #9 // If you are out riding in bad weather, it means you are a badass. Period.
    Rule #12 // The correct number of bikes to own is n+1.
    Rule #42 // A bike race shall never be preceded with a swim and/or followed by a run.
  • MonkeyMonster
    MonkeyMonster Posts: 4,629
    NGale wrote:
    ITB: you will never know the horrible chain of events you have started in my house :shock: :(

    Mr Smooth Chest has dusted off his kit and ready to start again? :lol:
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  • NGale
    NGale Posts: 1,866
    MonkeyMonster wrote:
    NGale wrote:
    ITB: you will never know the horrible chain of events you have started in my house :shock: :(

    Mr Smooth Chest has dusted off his kit and ready to start again? :lol:

    Lets just say my razors have gone missing and I have no more veet left :shock:
    Officers don't run, it's undignified and panics the men
  • itboffin
    itboffin Posts: 20,072
    Feels weird wearing trousers a most odd sensation.
    Rule #5 // Harden The Feck Up.
    Rule #9 // If you are out riding in bad weather, it means you are a badass. Period.
    Rule #12 // The correct number of bikes to own is n+1.
    Rule #42 // A bike race shall never be preceded with a swim and/or followed by a run.
  • greg66_tri_v2.0
    greg66_tri_v2.0 Posts: 7,172
    itboffin wrote:
    Feels weird wearing trousers a most odd sensation.

    That's so very true. Esp suit trousers, that have enough fabric to move around a bit.

    A cyclist mate at my work once confessed that he continued to shave his legs for precisely this reason.

    He was, I fear, speaking only half in jest.
    Swim. Bike. Run. Yeah. That's what I used to do.

    Bike 1
    Bike 2-A
  • rjsterry
    rjsterry Posts: 29,893
    There's a comma missing in that sentence.

    Or is there?
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  • itboffin
    itboffin Posts: 20,072
    Either the veet didn't get right down to the skin or bleeding hell my hair grows fast, I have stubble :?
    Rule #5 // Harden The Feck Up.
    Rule #9 // If you are out riding in bad weather, it means you are a badass. Period.
    Rule #12 // The correct number of bikes to own is n+1.
    Rule #42 // A bike race shall never be preceded with a swim and/or followed by a run.
  • attica
    attica Posts: 2,362
    itboffin wrote:
    Either the veet didn't get right down to the skin or bleeding hell my hair grows fast, I have stubble :?

    MTFU dude, get an Epilator :twisted:
    "Impressive break"

    "Thanks...

    ...I can taste blood"
  • itboffin
    itboffin Posts: 20,072
    Attica wrote:
    itboffin wrote:
    Either the veet didn't get right down to the skin or bleeding hell my hair grows fast, I have stubble :?

    MTFU dude, get an Epilator :twisted:

    You forget i've seen the rash on your legs, no thanks :wink:
    Rule #5 // Harden The Feck Up.
    Rule #9 // If you are out riding in bad weather, it means you are a badass. Period.
    Rule #12 // The correct number of bikes to own is n+1.
    Rule #42 // A bike race shall never be preceded with a swim and/or followed by a run.
  • attica
    attica Posts: 2,362
    Ahem

    :oops:

    That was carpet burn
    "Impressive break"

    "Thanks...

    ...I can taste blood"
  • lost_in_thought
    lost_in_thought Posts: 10,563
    itboffin wrote:
    Either the veet didn't get right down to the skin or bleeding hell my hair grows fast, I have stubble :?

    How many times do I have to tell you? Veet = only marginally better than shaving...
    FCN 7/1
    Viner Maxima, Tifosi CK7, Giant Bowery, Old commuter.
  • NGale
    NGale Posts: 1,866
    Veet never really does the job for me, I use it as a supplement for shaving but never beats shaving itself

    as for waxing....I'm just too much of a whimp for that.
    Officers don't run, it's undignified and panics the men
  • itboffin
    itboffin Posts: 20,072
    lost_in_thought wrote:
    itboffin wrote:
    Either the veet didn't get right down to the skin or bleeding hell my hair grows fast, I have stubble :?

    How many times do I have to tell you? Veet = only marginally better than shaving...

    Yeh yeh I'm a noob :lol:

    Although waxing would be pretty painless for me ATM.
    Rule #5 // Harden The Feck Up.
    Rule #9 // If you are out riding in bad weather, it means you are a badass. Period.
    Rule #12 // The correct number of bikes to own is n+1.
    Rule #42 // A bike race shall never be preceded with a swim and/or followed by a run.
  • secretsam
    secretsam Posts: 5,120
    Pansies, the lot of you

    Try getting a REALLY hairy gorrilla-man back waxed, now that's pain. Think Steve Carrell in "The 40 year old virgin".

    Legs? Pah, after having my back and sac done, that's not even worth considering, it ranks so low on the "Morphine! Now!" pain-o-meter
    It's just a hill. Get over it.
  • don_don
    don_don Posts: 1,007
    Greg66 wrote:
    itboffin wrote:
    Feels weird wearing trousers a most odd sensation.

    That's so very true. Esp suit trousers, that have enough fabric to move around a bit.

    A cyclist mate at my work once confessed that he continued to shave his legs for precisely this reason.

    He was, I fear, speaking only half in jest.

    There's nothing quite like the feeling of slipping between a pair of crisp, freshly laundered bed-sheets with a pair of just-shaved legs :D
  • secretsam
    secretsam Posts: 5,120
    don_don wrote:
    There's nothing quite like the feeling of slipping between a pair of crisp, freshly laundered bed-sheets with a pair of just-shaved legs :D

    What, just a pair of legs? What have you done with the rest of her, you sicko? Buried under the patio I suppose...I'm dialling 999 RIGHT NOW
    It's just a hill. Get over it.
  • NGale
    NGale Posts: 1,866
    don_don wrote:
    Greg66 wrote:
    itboffin wrote:
    Feels weird wearing trousers a most odd sensation.

    That's so very true. Esp suit trousers, that have enough fabric to move around a bit.

    A cyclist mate at my work once confessed that he continued to shave his legs for precisely this reason.

    He was, I fear, speaking only half in jest.

    There's nothing quite like the feeling of slipping between a pair of crisp, freshly laundered bed-sheets with a pair of just-shaved legs :D

    this is wrong on so many levels but I agree with you :shock:
    Officers don't run, it's undignified and panics the men
  • DonDaddyD
    DonDaddyD Posts: 12,689
    NGale wrote:
    don_don wrote:
    Greg66 wrote:
    itboffin wrote:
    Feels weird wearing trousers a most odd sensation.

    That's so very true. Esp suit trousers, that have enough fabric to move around a bit.

    A cyclist mate at my work once confessed that he continued to shave his legs for precisely this reason.

    He was, I fear, speaking only half in jest.

    There's nothing quite like the feeling of slipping between a pair of crisp, freshly laundered bed-sheets with a pair of just-shaved legs :D

    this is wrong on so many levels but I agree with you :shock:

    As do I, but I don't shave my legs... :shock:
    wimmin wrote:
    Veet never really does the job for me, I use it as a supplement for shaving but never beats shaving itself

    as for waxing....I'm just too much of a whimp for that.

    What about Nair? Is that like Veet. I find Nair great at getting the long hair out but then I have to go over it with a Gillette Fusion and a steady hand. Do they have these hair removal creams in grades of intensity ranging from mild to full on brazilian?

    I think I'm ready.
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    A true scalp is not only overtaking someone but leaving them stopped at a set of lights. As you, who have clearly beaten the lights, pummels nothing but the open air ahead. ~ 'DondaddyD'. Player of the Unspoken Game

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