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  • Kieran_Burns
    Kieran_Burns Posts: 9,757
    itboffin wrote:
    erm it actually looks really good, seriously !!

    with or without stockings?
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  • itboffin
    itboffin Posts: 20,052
    Kieran_Burns wrote:
    itboffin wrote:
    erm it actually looks really good, seriously !!

    with or without stockings?

    Ow I hadn't thought of that, thanks.
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  • merkin
    merkin Posts: 452
    I am getting confused. I thought this was a thread on waxing ones sac. DDD seems to be referring to waxing all his pubes. ITB has shown a picture of what I really hope is his leg getting lined up for a waxing.I suppose if it isn't a leg it could be a stretched bag where the wax strip was stuck too tightly :shock:
    Does waxing cause ingrowing hairs? I thought it pulled the follicle out and any regrowth would be new hairs coming through which would have been coming through anyway?
  • itboffin
    itboffin Posts: 20,052
    So tell me that doesn't look better

    4926747027_46b8ec286b_z.jpg
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  • lost_in_thought
    lost_in_thought Posts: 10,563
    Tranny legs.

    Slightly odd.

    :?
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  • itboffin
    itboffin Posts: 20,052
    lost_in_thought wrote:
    Tranny legs.

    Slightly odd.

    :?

    Me love you long time, you number 1 GI

    :lol:
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  • merkin
    merkin Posts: 452
    I am too scared to scroll down on that picture!
  • redvee
    redvee Posts: 11,922
    NGale wrote:
    itboffin wrote:
    NGale wrote:
    rjsterry wrote:
    'Salright. He's dosed up on painkillers, he won't feel a thing (he hopes).

    I so wish I was working today and he lived in the south west...I want to be on the phone when that call comes into the ambulance service that would be a 'ripped off testicle' call :shock: :lol:

    Veet not wax i'm not completely mad you know.

    Ok then, it will be the 'allergic reaction, itchy balls' call :wink:

    Not the Ralgex instead of Veet call then :twisted:
    merkin wrote:
    I am too scared to scroll down on that picture!

    A big clue are the jeans at the top of the pic, truly frightening.
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  • itboffin
    itboffin Posts: 20,052
    Red what are you implying?
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  • DonDaddyD
    DonDaddyD Posts: 12,689
    itboffin wrote:
    So tell me that doesn't look better

    4926747027_46b8ec286b_z.jpg

    I don't know if I should be attracted to these legs or not!!! :shock:
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  • PBo
    PBo Posts: 2,493
    lost_in_thought wrote:
    Tranny legs.

    Slightly odd.

    :?

    Fu*k yeah!!!

    I hereby declare that no veet, razor, eplilator, wax or trimmer is ever going anywhere near my vulnerables.

    Or legs for that matter.

    I reckon Chopper Reid* should add a segment.
    "This is ITB. He veets his legs for a girly smooth finish! Chopper Reid says get yourself to my salon for a styling of HTFU!"


    *apologies for posting the vid link twice in a week - but i love it
  • itboffin
    itboffin Posts: 20,052
    DDD you know you like it.

    and chopper says "this is Stephan, his name is Stephan" ya that's my name :oops:
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  • PBo
    PBo Posts: 2,493
    itboffin wrote:
    DDD you know you like it.

    and chopper says "this is Stephan, his name is Stephan" ya that's my name :oops:

    Quality

    But I love "he's a DJ- hyyaa-hyaaa-harden the fu*k up!
  • NGale
    NGale Posts: 1,866
    after this thread I'm so glad Jake is out of the waxing and veeting habbit :lol::lol:
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  • Cafewanda
    Cafewanda Posts: 2,788
    Priceless :D:D:D


    ITB, those legs are great. You should be proud and they'd look good in a mini-dress/skirt, with heels :wink: The guys are just jealous.
  • NGale
    NGale Posts: 1,866
    Cafewanda wrote:
    Priceless :D:D:D


    ITB, those legs are great. You should be proud and they'd look good in a mini-dress/skirt, with heels :wink: The guys are just jealous.

    worryingly I don't think any of us women here have legs that smooth :lol:
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  • SimonAH
    SimonAH Posts: 3,730
    And we had a huge thread deciding if the name Athena made a groupset less manly. Damn ITB you had better be damn confident in your sexuality. Shit, your legs look smoother than those on the sainted Mrs AH.
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  • Cafewanda
    Cafewanda Posts: 2,788
    NGale wrote:
    Cafewanda wrote:
    Priceless :D:D:D


    ITB, those legs are great. You should be proud and they'd look good in a mini-dress/skirt, with heels :wink: The guys are just jealous.

    worryingly I don't think any of us women here have legs that smooth :lol:

    Not even when I was young and beautiful :)
  • Cafewanda
    Cafewanda Posts: 2,788
    SimonAH wrote:
    And we had a huge thread deciding if the name Athena made a groupset less manly. Damn ITB you had better be damn confident in your sexuality. shoot, your legs look smoother than those on the sainted Mrs AH.


    You admitting that in a public forum? :shock: :shock: Are you mad?
  • redvee
    redvee Posts: 11,922
    Cafewanda wrote:
    NGale wrote:
    Cafewanda wrote:
    Priceless :D:D:D


    ITB, those legs are great. You should be proud and they'd look good in a mini-dress/skirt, with heels :wink: The guys are just jealous.

    worryingly I don't think any of us women here have legs that smooth :lol:

    Not even when I was young and beautiful :)

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  • SimonAH
    SimonAH Posts: 3,730
    Cafewanda wrote:
    SimonAH wrote:
    And we had a huge thread deciding if the name Athena made a groupset less manly. Damn ITB you had better be damn confident in your sexuality. shoot, your legs look smoother than those on the sainted Mrs AH.


    You admitting that in a public forum? :shock: :shock: Are you mad?

    Nah, I'm hoping she'll pick up on this ans shave daily (as long as I get to watch) Is there an emoticon for perv?
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  • NGale
    NGale Posts: 1,866
    I suppose it could be worse, ITB could be shaving his arm pits next!
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  • itboffin
    itboffin Posts: 20,052
    Its the morning after, now WTF happened to my legs?

    :shock:
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  • Cafewanda
    Cafewanda Posts: 2,788
    Regrowth already?
  • Clever Pun
    Clever Pun Posts: 6,778
    jesus wept... this thread need this now more than ever

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  • Cafewanda
    Cafewanda Posts: 2,788
    Actually Jesus would have been impressed with ITB 8)
  • lost_in_thought
    lost_in_thought Posts: 10,563
    itboffin wrote:
    Its the morning after, now WTF happened to my legs?

    :shock:

    Either a) ITB's telling us he has no recollection of the night before, or b) he's got some minor irritation.....

    :twisted:

    ITB, you now need to exfoliate your legs when you wash. Just a friendly tip.
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  • Kieran_Burns
    Kieran_Burns Posts: 9,757
    lost_in_thought wrote:
    itboffin wrote:
    Its the morning after, now WTF happened to my legs?

    :shock:

    Either a) ITB's telling us he has no recollection of the night before, or b) he's got some minor irritation.....

    :twisted:

    ITB, you now need to exfoliate your legs when you wash. Just a friendly tip.


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  • attica
    attica Posts: 2,362
    After a few days in a row of turning up to work looking like I'd ridden the Paris-Roubaix, I've just shaved my legs again, much better having a wipe clean surface.

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  • itboffin
    itboffin Posts: 20,052
    lost_in_thought wrote:
    itboffin wrote:
    Its the morning after, now WTF happened to my legs?

    :shock:

    Either a) ITB's telling us he has no recollection of the night before, or b) he's got some minor irritation.....

    :twisted:

    ITB, you now need to exfoliate your legs when you wash. Just a friendly tip.

    I need to what now?
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    Rule #9 // If you are out riding in bad weather, it means you are a badass. Period.
    Rule #12 // The correct number of bikes to own is n+1.
    Rule #42 // A bike race shall never be preceded with a swim and/or followed by a run.

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