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  • EKE_38BPM
    EKE_38BPM Posts: 5,821
    I thought I prefered hairless but realise I actually like well maintained/trimmed.

    I agree, Hollywood (or more likely the San Fernando valley) is a bit paedo.
    FCN 3: Raleigh Record Ace fixie-to be resurrected sometime in the future
    FCN 4: Planet X Schmaffenschmack 2- workhorse
    FCN 9: B Twin Vitamin - winter commuter/loan bike for trainees

    I'm hungry. I'm always hungry!
  • NGale
    NGale Posts: 1,866
    I fear now we are straying into creepy territory...not that we already weren'y :lol:
    Officers don't run, it's undignified and panics the men
  • EKE_38BPM
    EKE_38BPM Posts: 5,821
    Too creepy? Back to DDD's 'abseiling' then, thats far more palettable.
    FCN 3: Raleigh Record Ace fixie-to be resurrected sometime in the future
    FCN 4: Planet X Schmaffenschmack 2- workhorse
    FCN 9: B Twin Vitamin - winter commuter/loan bike for trainees

    I'm hungry. I'm always hungry!
  • NGale
    NGale Posts: 1,866
    EKE_38BPM wrote:
    Too creepy? Back to DDD's 'abseiling' then, thats far more palettable.

    I did add the amendment to my statement that it already was getting creepy :lol:
    Officers don't run, it's undignified and panics the men
  • DonDaddyD
    DonDaddyD Posts: 12,689
    Skinhead is so 80s

    The 70s 'look' is coming back into fashion...
    Food Chain number = 4

    A true scalp is not only overtaking someone but leaving them stopped at a set of lights. As you, who have clearly beaten the lights, pummels nothing but the open air ahead. ~ 'DondaddyD'. Player of the Unspoken Game
  • itboffin
    itboffin Posts: 20,072
    DonDaddyD wrote:
    Skinhead is so 80s

    The 70s 'look' is coming back into fashion...

    Well that's lucky because ..... :roll:
    Rule #5 // Harden The Feck Up.
    Rule #9 // If you are out riding in bad weather, it means you are a badass. Period.
    Rule #12 // The correct number of bikes to own is n+1.
    Rule #42 // A bike race shall never be preceded with a swim and/or followed by a run.
  • beegee
    beegee Posts: 160
    I wonder if butterd2 is back from his holidays yet. He has a lot to answer for.
  • linsen
    linsen Posts: 1,959
    My oh my this has made interesting reading.

    I have very little to contribute except that it is somewhat disturbing to have to compete with the man in your life to be the winner of the "smoothest legs" contest.
    Emerging from under a big black cloud. All help welcome
  • DonDaddyD
    DonDaddyD Posts: 12,689
    Brings a whole new meaning to the phrase "Sorry, I haven't shaved my legs".

    :lol::lol::lol:
    Food Chain number = 4

    A true scalp is not only overtaking someone but leaving them stopped at a set of lights. As you, who have clearly beaten the lights, pummels nothing but the open air ahead. ~ 'DondaddyD'. Player of the Unspoken Game
  • Cafewanda
    Cafewanda Posts: 2,788
    Hey Lins, how you doing? Back to work?
  • Kieran_Burns
    Kieran_Burns Posts: 9,757
    PBo wrote:

    Hmmmm - isn't this KB's major issue with going commando? Hey KB - solution for you, so you can join the liberated non-undie wearers!!!

    Keep me out of this discussion. I'm avoiding the metro-sexual-discovering-ones-feminine-side-debate quite nicely thank-you-very-much.

    My chest, pits, back, bum, bollocks and legs are all hairy and staying that way you bunch of rejects from a Sydney Drag Queen festival.

    (for the hard of humour: that is all very tongue in cheek.... mind you with some of this lot you wonder which cheek the tongue is in!)

    I'm going to spend some time ogling the girls in lycra thread for a while... make me feel better.
    Chunky Cyclists need your love too! :-)
    2009 Specialized Tricross Sport
    2011 Trek Madone 4.5
    2012 Felt F65X
    Proud CX Pervert and quiet roadie. 12 mile commuter
  • EKE_38BPM
    EKE_38BPM Posts: 5,821
    KB, I'm with you 100%. For me you can also include eyebrows and knuckles.
    FCN 3: Raleigh Record Ace fixie-to be resurrected sometime in the future
    FCN 4: Planet X Schmaffenschmack 2- workhorse
    FCN 9: B Twin Vitamin - winter commuter/loan bike for trainees

    I'm hungry. I'm always hungry!
  • linsen
    linsen Posts: 1,959
    Cafewanda wrote:
    Hey Lins, how you doing? Back to work?
    Yes. Currently in a state of utter shellshock....
    Emerging from under a big black cloud. All help welcome
  • itboffin
    itboffin Posts: 20,072
    Such adamant objection, something to hide perhaps ;-)
    Rule #5 // Harden The Feck Up.
    Rule #9 // If you are out riding in bad weather, it means you are a badass. Period.
    Rule #12 // The correct number of bikes to own is n+1.
    Rule #42 // A bike race shall never be preceded with a swim and/or followed by a run.
  • EKE_38BPM
    EKE_38BPM Posts: 5,821
    I can't speak for KB, but I have nothing to hide.

    ITB, have you adjusted your FCNs in light of your new shaven status?
    FCN 3: Raleigh Record Ace fixie-to be resurrected sometime in the future
    FCN 4: Planet X Schmaffenschmack 2- workhorse
    FCN 9: B Twin Vitamin - winter commuter/loan bike for trainees

    I'm hungry. I'm always hungry!
  • Kieran_Burns
    Kieran_Burns Posts: 9,757
    itboffin wrote:
    Such adamant objection, something to hide perhaps ;-)

    nowt here. I'm proud of my claggy bits.
    Chunky Cyclists need your love too! :-)
    2009 Specialized Tricross Sport
    2011 Trek Madone 4.5
    2012 Felt F65X
    Proud CX Pervert and quiet roadie. 12 mile commuter
  • PBo
    PBo Posts: 2,493
    Kieran_Burns wrote:
    itboffin wrote:
    Such adamant objection, something to hide perhaps ;-)

    nowt here. I'm proud of my claggy bits.


    Leave our tagglenuts alone! Save our dangleberries!
  • attica
    attica Posts: 2,362
    A quick bit of exfoliation for this thread.
    After the wax comes the...

    Bump
    "Impressive break"

    "Thanks...

    ...I can taste blood"
  • PBo
    PBo Posts: 2,493
    what a relief - it had fallen off the front page!!!
  • PBo
    PBo Posts: 2,493
    bump - so OP can find it easily.....
  • Rich9
    Rich9 Posts: 1,635
    i want to know if his missus reciprocated :D
    2014 Whyte T-129S
  • Butterd2
    Butterd2 Posts: 937
    edited September 2010
    Rich9 wrote:
    i want to know if his missus reciprocated :D

    Of course.

    (No photo's though)
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  • itboffin
    itboffin Posts: 20,072
    So just when can i expect this rash to go away?

    no really!!!!
    Rule #5 // Harden The Feck Up.
    Rule #9 // If you are out riding in bad weather, it means you are a badass. Period.
    Rule #12 // The correct number of bikes to own is n+1.
    Rule #42 // A bike race shall never be preceded with a swim and/or followed by a run.
  • Rich158
    Rich158 Posts: 2,348
    itboffin wrote:
    So just when can i expect this rash to go away?

    no really!!!!

    Is it still there :shock:
    pain is temporary, the glory of beating your mates to the top of the hill lasts forever.....................

    Revised FCN - 2
  • EKE_38BPM
    EKE_38BPM Posts: 5,821
    itboffin wrote:
    So just when can i expect this rash to go away?

    no really!!!!

    Yu wrech, yu get cetch. (One for CW and DDD there)
    FCN 3: Raleigh Record Ace fixie-to be resurrected sometime in the future
    FCN 4: Planet X Schmaffenschmack 2- workhorse
    FCN 9: B Twin Vitamin - winter commuter/loan bike for trainees

    I'm hungry. I'm always hungry!
  • Cafewanda
    Cafewanda Posts: 2,788
    EKE, you are supposed to sympathise :lol:

    ITB - I hope you sorting out that rash.
  • DonDaddyD
    DonDaddyD Posts: 12,689
    I've since stopped using Nair. My girlfriend said she doesn't like the prickly stubble feeling when it grows back and I can't be bothered to maintain it to that degree.

    My next thing is moisturising the body, arms and legs before a bike ride or not too. Both have their benefits...

    I think the issue is finding a non-heavy non-oil based lotion that doesn't block the pours but still moisturises.
    EKE_38BPM wrote:
    itboffin wrote:
    So just when can i expect this rash to go away?

    no really!!!!

    Yu wrech, yu get cetch. (One for CW and DDD there)

    :lol::lol::lol:
    Food Chain number = 4

    A true scalp is not only overtaking someone but leaving them stopped at a set of lights. As you, who have clearly beaten the lights, pummels nothing but the open air ahead. ~ 'DondaddyD'. Player of the Unspoken Game
  • PBo
    PBo Posts: 2,493
    DonDaddyD wrote:

    My next thing is moisturising the body, arms and legs before a bike ride or not too. Both have their benefits...

    I think the issue is finding a non-heavy non-oil based lotion that doesn't block the pours but still moisturises.

    sounds to me like the "before a bike ride" bit is totally superfluous..... :)
  • itboffin
    itboffin Posts: 20,072
    Bored last night so I took the beard trimmer to well ... the beard, looks neat :wink:
    Rule #5 // Harden The Feck Up.
    Rule #9 // If you are out riding in bad weather, it means you are a badass. Period.
    Rule #12 // The correct number of bikes to own is n+1.
    Rule #42 // A bike race shall never be preceded with a swim and/or followed by a run.
  • Rich158
    Rich158 Posts: 2,348
    we really didn't need to know that
    pain is temporary, the glory of beating your mates to the top of the hill lasts forever.....................

    Revised FCN - 2

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