Yeeha and Sheeps advice corner
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sheepsteeth wrote:Ransaka wrote:Dear Yeehaa and El Sheeps,
My Grandad wants me to take him to a lemon party because he can't drive. I see nothing wrong with an old man having a party with citrus fruit but my friends keep sniggering whenever I mention in. Should I drive him there or not?
ifhe has moved on to lemons, he has already done limes and is experienced enough to be allowed to do as he pleases.
just be glad he hasnt asked for a lift to the grapefruit party.
I shall heed thy words of wisdom enlightened master.0 -
sheepsteeth wrote:aah, yes, thats a good one, right up there with night we all learned to count.........
Ah yes, the night "+potato" was born. Good times.
Dear sheeps and Yeehaa,
After taking a trip down memory lane reading your last few posts, I am wondering where the hilarity has gone from the CrudCatcher lately. We seem to be lacking in epic threads lately.
Please can you arrange to bring some of the comedy value back to the CC.0 -
i'll tell you where its gone:
wimenz have arrived and now people are busy trying to cyber flirt with them instead of talking about burps and farts and walking around the house.0 -
Dear Yeehaa and Sheeps...
My ballbag resembles a sock and two pool balls and is slighty out of preporttion with my obvious...though it makes a great slapping sound when one is at it...in the past the clunge have commented on it....should I be proud of my man sac or should I see a doctor ?0 -
Pudseyp wrote:Dear Yeehaa and Sheeps...
My ballbag resembles a sock and two pool balls and is slighty out of preporttion with my obvious...though it makes a great slapping sound when one is at it...in the past the clunge have commented on it....should I be proud of my man sac or should I see a doctor ?
i once knew a man who's ball bag was so long that it would reach the bottom of a pint pot when he lay his hard on across the top.
his obvious could barely reach the other end of the pint pot but he wasnt fussed and neither should you be.
if you are short of cake and long of bag, be aware that womenz love the slap they get from being hammered by a good stretch of ball bag and as long as you have an ar5e that goes as fast as a fiddlers elbow, she will be more than happy with your cake too.
all this talk of cake is making me hungry, im off to suck som. i mean eat some cake0 -
That really was a great thread. How would you prepare to walk like an Egyptian? Would you need a fig and some cotton?yeehaamcgee wrote:just for your entertainment...
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sheepsteeth wrote:Pudseyp wrote:Dear Yeehaa and Sheeps...
My ballbag resembles a sock and two pool balls and is slighty out of preporttion with my obvious...though it makes a great slapping sound when one is at it...in the past the clunge have commented on it....should I be proud of my man sac or should I see a doctor ?
i once knew a man who's ball bag was so long that it would reach the bottom of a pint pot when he lay his hard on across the top.
his obvious could barely reach the other end of the pint pot but he wasnt fussed and neither should you be.
if you are short of cake and long of bag, be aware that womenz love the slap they get from being hammered by a good stretch of ball bag and as long as you have an ar5e that goes as fast as a fiddlers elbow, she will be more than happy with your cake too.
all this talk of cake is making me hungry, im off to suck som. i mean eat some cake
Yep you can't have you cake and eat it...0 -
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It's gone because of a few reasons. we have over-sensitive new members who moan about the pre-existing mental state of the place. We have admins kicking our arses for things that are only bordering on the offensive, and there's been a CC facebook group that has served nothing but to dilute this place.Cat With No Tail wrote:After taking a trip down memory lane reading your last few posts, I am wondering where the hilarity has gone from the CrudCatcher lately. We seem to be lacking in epic threads lately.
Frankly, it's a shadow of it's former self, which was only ever a shadow of the sandbox.
So there.0 -
Good Evening Yeeha, Sheeps (citrus fruits).
One's lawn has patches of clover which vexes me thus. What action should one take?
Kind, but very much manly woman loving regards.0 -
Pick all the clovers, take off a leaf from 1 in every 4 clovers, and superglue it to the remaining 3 in every 4. You now have four leaf clovers.
Sell them for exorbitant prices to hippies and tourists.
Profit.
Ride more, drink more, and eat more bacons.0 -
FocusZing wrote:Good Evening Yeeha, Sheeps (citrus fruits).
One's lawn has patches of clover which vexes me thus. What action should one take?
Kind, but very much manly woman loving regards.
my only advice would be: chin up wet pants.0 -
yeehaamcgee wrote:Pick all the clovers, take off a leaf from 1 in every 4 clovers, and superglue it to the remaining 3 in every 4. You now have four leaf clovers.
Sell them for exorbitant prices to hippies and tourists.
Profit.
Ride more, drink more, and eat more bacons.
One is very impressed with the swift response and detail road of action. One looks forward to surpergluing clover to hippies and tourists then riding them, whilst drinking and consuming multiple rashers of bacon.0 -
sheepsteeth wrote:FocusZing wrote:Good Evening Yeeha, Sheeps (citrus fruits).
One's lawn has patches of clover which vexes me thus. What action should one take?
Kind, but very much manly woman loving regards.
my only advice would be: chin up wet pants.
Interesting advice! What a fountain of knowledge, one will try this course of action on said lady friend tonight.0 -
Chaps
I am going through what could only be termed a drought of epic proportions. What would your advice be?
Should I save it for someone who might be worthy of a relationship with my awesome self or just grab a guy and ride him?
Thanking you kindly
FoxC0 -
PM me your details, I'll be over next week.foxc_uk wrote:Chaps
I am going through what could only be termed a drought of epic proportions. What would your advice be?
Should I save it for someone who might be worthy of a relationship with my awesome self or just grab a guy and ride him?
Thanking you kindly
FoxC0 -
foxc_uk wrote:Chaps
I am going through what could only be termed a drought of epic proportions. What would your advice be?
Should I save it for someone who might be worthy of a relationship with my awesome self or just grab a guy and ride him?
Thanking you kindly
FoxC
the thing you need to be concious of is the fact that if you dont make the beast with 2 backs soon, there is every chance that you will "heal up"
i would hate for this to happen to anyone
my advice is hobble out on your good leg and put out, put out hard. so hard that one of you ends up in a ditch with their head pointing backwards.0 -
sheepsteeth wrote:foxc_uk wrote:Chaps
I am going through what could only be termed a drought of epic proportions. What would your advice be?
Should I save it for someone who might be worthy of a relationship with my awesome self or just grab a guy and ride him?
Thanking you kindly
FoxC
the thing you need to be concious of is the fact that if you dont make the beast with 2 backs soon, there is every chance that you will "heal up"
i would hate for this to happen to anyone
my advice is hobble out on your good leg and put out, put out hard. so hard that one of you ends up in a ditch with their head pointing backwards.
Thank you kind sir, I was starting to think that myself. I will proceed to get smashed on Mojito's (involves lime, after all) at the next opportunity and find some innocent bystander to ride.0 -
might i advise to sweeten the deal in order to guarantee someone (anyone) agrees to this trist, you offer to hungrily eat the unwashed anus of any man you approach.
even those individuals with standards too high for a casual fling should agree and it will give you the absolute pick of any man in any room.0 -
Excellent, thanks for that tip. Can't be choosy in these times of sexual economic crisis.0
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Fine.0 -
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Yeah yeah yeah miss picky. I think we've just nailed your problem, if not you.0
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foxc_uk wrote:Chaps
I am going through what could only be termed a drought of epic proportions. What would your advice be?
Should I save it for someone who might be worthy of a relationship with my awesome self or just grab a guy and ride him?
Thanking you kindly
FoxC
If you did the latter, you'd be back here again in two weeks saying how all men are bastards.
Ooops, wrong person!0 -
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supersonic wrote:foxc_uk wrote:Chaps
I am going through what could only be termed a drought of epic proportions. What would your advice be?
Should I save it for someone who might be worthy of a relationship with my awesome self or just grab a guy and ride him?
Thanking you kindly
FoxC
If you did the latter, you'd be back here again in two weeks saying how all men are bastards.
Ooops, wrong person!
You have no concept of exactly how bad this drought is.0 -
Trust me, if it is a long as my recent one, I do.0
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lets not less this thread go the way many do when one of the females makes a post.
you all need to go and sex someone.
thats some good advice if ever i saw.0
