Yeeha and Sheeps advice corner
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Ryan Jones wrote:Young male here looking to be rogered
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If I remember rightly I'm old enough to be your mother. So wrong, it's right....
I'm getting repetitive strain from all the walkingsupersonic wrote:Trust me, if it is a long as my recent one, I do.0 -
I really did misread 'walking' there.0
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Ryan Jones wrote:Young male here looking to be cougared
yowm a dingle, therefore only allowed to mate with your own sort for fear of spawning a gold and black mutant army!
What I'd suggest foxc if I may be so rude as to interject on another's advice colloqium, is to use your barren spell to turn to unhealthy food and bitterness towards the male gender and channel it into a stand up Comedy routine. You do not have to worry about it being funny, this technique has worked for Jo "let me move the mic stand so you can see me, have I mentioned I hate men and love cakes" brand for years, and it has a fella now, so it must work!
Failing that find married men, they will be on a worse drought than you!0 -
Gazlar wrote:
What I'd suggest foxc if I may be so rude as to interject on another's advice colloqium, !
you may not.
what s wrong with people as soon as a female posts the tinterwebz goes mad!0 -
Gazlar wrote:Ryan Jones wrote:Young male here looking to be cougared
yowm a dingle, therefore only allowed to mate with your own sort for fear of spawning a gold and black mutant army!!
I can't understand why I'm getting this abuse, only a tesco bag sporting bloke from sandwell fc would say such offensive things !0 -
sheepsteeth wrote:Gazlar wrote:
What I'd suggest foxc if I may be so rude as to interject on another's advice colloqium, !
you may not.
what s wrong with people as soon as a female posts the tinterwebz goes mad!
personally I just saw it as an opportunity to rant about jo brand who's appearance on one of the podcasts I was listening to ruined it. I thought the practical use of my advice would be limited, and in many ways reaffirm the solidity of the advice already given.
If there is an insinuation of letcherousness then I'm afraid you are very much mistaken as as pleasant a lady as foxc may be, she is neither large enough and/or black enough for my tastes0 -
Ryan Jones wrote:Gazlar wrote:Ryan Jones wrote:Young male here looking to be cougared
yowm a dingle, therefore only allowed to mate with your own sort for fear of spawning a gold and black mutant army!!
I can't understand why I'm getting this abuse, only a tesco bag sporting bloke from sandwell fc would say such offensive things !
ah that's where you are wrong, I'm one of the 9 red and White wearing people from the leather town0 -
Everyone, get the FUCK OUT OF our THREAD
Unless you want to ask for some knowledge.0 -
yeehaamcgee wrote:Everyone, get the FUCK OUT OF our THREAD
Unless you want to ask for some knowledge.
NO!!! youre not my real dad, I'm not listening to your rules, just because my mum thinks your mr cool doesn't mean I do!!
I'm going out and there's nothing you can do! I swear I'll tell her you tried to touch me up if you say anything!!!0 -
Dear Yeeha and Sheeps....
I get married soon but have always fancied the pert young blonde in the corner of the office and have always wanted a go on her....time is running out before the finger is on my hand..
Thing is I have a good job that is well paid and they do say that money can't buy love or a belt in the draws in this case but it can buy Rohypnol....is it a good idea ?0 -
This is what stag dos were for. Rohypnol her, and have your way, furthermore, let everyone else have a go too. That way, all the DNA will be nicely mixed up, so it'll be harder to trace back.Pudseyp wrote:Dear Yeeha and Sheeps....
I get married soon but have always fancied the pert young blonde in the corner of the office and have always wanted a go on her....time is running out before the finger is on my hand..
Thing is I have a good job that is well paid and they do say that money can't buy love or a belt in the draws in this case but it can buy Rohypnol....is it a good idea ?
You should count yourself lucky, lots of men don't have the opportunity, and so they drag a crappy inflatable doll around with them on their stag. You can have the real thing. Like "weekend at Bernies" or whatever it was called, but with a cute blonde insted of a dead old man.0 -
i would like to add, make sure someone gets left in a ditch with their head pointing backwards.
thats how they know you love them.0 -
Gazlar wrote:ah that's where you are wrong, I'm one of the 9 red and White wearing people from the leather town
Ohh yes, them whipping bitches for the pre season friendlies ! Must be said though your lots car park does a lot for the counterfeit goods industry
Anyway back on topic, Dear Yeeha and sheeps
Since hitting the deck on saturday I'm scared of falling off again and getting up resembling the bloke who got caught self pleasuring in slurry, my next Wales ride may well be Llandegla but fast = death ! So I need advice on how to overcome my fears and survive the deadly black routes ?0 -
you will be fine at degla, even i can ride round there and i am utterly webbo on a bike
also, it is a great place to ride.
dont forget to stick a lime up your ar5e before you start.0 -
Ryan Jones wrote:Since hitting the deck on saturday I'm scared of falling off again and getting up resembling the bloke who got caught self pleasuring in slurry, my next Wales ride may well be Llandegla but fast = death ! So I need advice on how to overcome my fears and survive the deadly black routes ?
The black is not all that and has no major drops and can mostly be rolled, still a nice couple of hours though.....
What ever you do don't try the freeride track...if you do keep your speed up and don't pussy out as it has some nice 4ft drops that need to be hit a speed otherwise you will have a nasty face plant experience like I did two weeks ago....it is allways worth buying a coffee and sitting at the end of the freeride track...you are bound to see a few have a go novices and weirdy beardies eating dirt...0 -
Ryan Jones wrote:Gazlar wrote:ah that's where you are wrong, I'm one of the 9 red and White wearing people from the leather town
Ohh yes, them whipping bitches for the pre season friendlies ! Must be said though your lots car park does a lot for the counterfeit goods industry
Oh yeah, everyone needs phone covers and naff naff coats0 -
Oh, I'm sorry, do you to fu*ktards want your own thread do you?0
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got one ta, but I will not stand by and have the good name of My beloved football club's carpark's name besmirched by someone from the so called "golden palace"0
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It's football, get over it. And pi** off.0
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Mwah mwah a topic in the crudcatcher is going off topic, if you put you hand up a mod might come and get it back within the rules
Ok then, as I don't want to fall out with anyone, even the Welsh, actually given the inlaws especially the welsh, i'll deal with this in the spirit of the actual thread
Dear Sheeps and Yehaa
A supporter of a local (and quite frankly more dingle) football team has used an internet forum to make defamatory comments about my Football team's car park, what should I do about it?0 -
Our car parks bigger than your car park ?? only if it is though0
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MTFU and stop acting like a child. It's just a football team, so unless you have some serious mental condition, you should realise that it has nothing to do with you. It's just the same as when someone has a different favourite colour, or rides a different bike.Gazlar wrote:A supporter of a local (and quite frankly more dingle) football team has used an internet forum to make defamatory comments about my Football team's car park, what should I do about it?
Get over yourself, or get yourself sectioned. Your choice.0 -
MTFU ??? which team is that ?0
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Dear Sheeps and Yeehaa...
I have been plundering this afternoon waiting for my mate to call ref a trip to deggy..one thing I could not get out of my mind is if every human on the earth shouted or screamed if a lass, and every annimal squarked, barked, meeowed, mooed, eeeeehhhhhaaaa (monkey), pfffnnwarrrrrr (elephant) or what ever noise they make etc etc at exactly the same time, would this make us deaf ???0 -
it wouldnt but you should come round and question me at about half eleven to help me get to sleep.0
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Gazlar wrote:got one ta,
making your own doesnt really count. by your logic everyone who starts a thread has their own thread.0
