Bhima.....

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  • Scrumple
    Scrumple Posts: 2,665
    only if bananas are involved


    oh go on then....
  • Anonymous
    Anonymous Posts: 79,666

    Oh dear lord. Bhima defying the the laws of Sports Science once again?

    I think its possible. Ive done better than 3. Did 2 hours with a VI of 1.01 two weeks ago at tempo power and I wasnt even concentrating on the LYC.

    Any1 want to see a funny photo of bhima with an enormous ton of yogurt?

    I think it's more the power output over 150 mins rather than the 'steadiness'...
  • NapoleonD wrote:

    Oh dear lord. Bhima defying the the laws of Sports Science once again?

    I think its possible. Ive done better than 3. Did 2 hours with a VI of 1.01 two weeks ago at tempo power and I wasnt even concentrating on the LYC.

    Any1 want to see a funny photo of bhima with an enormous ton of yogurt?

    I think it's more the power output over 150 mins rather than the 'steadiness'...

    Especially when he claims to weigh about 60kg...
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  • Pokerface
    Pokerface Posts: 7,960
    Either he is a pathological liar, has a broken Powerap or can actually put out that sort of power. Maybe we are all just jealous.
  • Ben6899
    Ben6899 Posts: 9,686
    Pokerface wrote:
    Either a) he is a pathological liar, b) has a broken Powerap or c) can actually put out that sort of power. Maybe we are all just jealous.

    a.
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  • a_n_t
    a_n_t Posts: 2,011
    Pokerface wrote:
    Either he is a pathological liar, has a broken Powerap or can actually put out that sort of power. Maybe we are all just jealous.

    Good luck to him if he can but I've ridden with him a few times, I know my power, I know his power and tbh, something doesn't add up.


    Plus the fact that he's somehow missed the few TT's he's said he was going to do over the past couple of seasons.

    Even if he could only do 310W for an hour that would mean 5.16W/Kg [@60KG] puts him in the domestic pro range. above Cat 1.
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  • freehub
    freehub Posts: 4,257
    I'm tempted to go on a ride with him sometime but it seems a faf, every other ride is less convenient unless it starts at the Gateway or the Hilton.
  • I'm worried that in the future internet archaeologists who come across some of the quotes of his feats might think that we worshipped him as a God.

    You mean other than getting it bang on and discovering us for the w*nkers we are ;)

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  • Ben6899 wrote:
    You should have put an "unsafe at work" spoiler with that post....

    Where do you work? As far as I know it's trips and falls from height you need to be watching for; not small seasonal birds and norks.

    I did. I fell off my chair, and tripped over the power cable on the way down. PC fell on my head and fractured my skull. I am going to be off work for several weeks all because of a thoughtlessly casual post. If it had been a starling or a thrush, none of this would have happened; people need to think about the consequences of the images they show.
  • Ben6899
    Ben6899 Posts: 9,686
    Ben6899 wrote:
    You should have put an "unsafe at work" spoiler with that post....

    Where do you work? As far as I know it's trips and falls from height you need to be watching for; not small seasonal birds and norks.

    I did. I fell off my chair, and tripped over the power cable on the way down. PC fell on my head and fractured my skull. I am going to be off work for several weeks all because of a thoughtlessly casual post. If it had been a starling or a thrush, none of this would have happened; people need to think about the consequences of the images they show.

    Get well soon.
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  • Ben6899 wrote:
    Ben6899 wrote:
    You should have put an "unsafe at work" spoiler with that post....

    Where do you work? As far as I know it's trips and falls from height you need to be watching for; not small seasonal birds and norks.

    I did. I fell off my chair, and tripped over the power cable on the way down. PC fell on my head and fractured my skull. I am going to be off work for several weeks all because of a thoughtlessly casual post. If it had been a starling or a thrush, none of this would have happened; people need to think about the consequences of the images they show.

    Get well soon.

    Thanks, but I think I am beyond ever getting "well" again.... :wink:
  • Scrumple
    Scrumple Posts: 2,665
    nice

    Expect he got a decent discount. Banana flavour?


    (says "henna - sure it isn't for his lush pony tail?)
  • Airwave
    Airwave Posts: 483
    That'll just get him through 30mins on the turbo at his power outputs.
  • Scrumple
    Scrumple Posts: 2,665
    using it as chamois creme?
  • Well well...

    He claims to have entered a 3/4 CDNW road race and is GOING TO WIN IT.
  • rick_chasey
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  • willhub
    willhub Posts: 821
    Well well...

    He claims to have entered a 3/4 CDNW road race and is GOING TO WIN IT.

    I saw your reply on the wheelers forum, where did he say he is going to win it?

    I find it unlikely he will.
  • Aggieboy
    Aggieboy Posts: 3,996
    willhub wrote:
    Well well...

    He claims to have entered a 3/4 CDNW road race and is GOING TO WIN IT.

    I saw your reply on the wheelers forum, where did he say he is going to win it?

    I find it unlikely he will.

    I find it unlikely he'll turn up!
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  • Pokerface
    Pokerface Posts: 7,960
    I see Bhima several days each week as we share the Cat n Fiddle climb. Sometimes I even ride with him.

    Yes, he's entered a few races (and several hill climbs) and yes he will turn up. Will he win? I'd say he has a good shot.

    His power claims (these days) are accurate. His racing skills are probably suspect but I'm guessing he may just try and ride off the front on a hilly section! That's why he chooses hilly races.

    And I think he sort of implied on his Facebook posts that he was going to win the Bole Hill race.
  • amaferanga
    amaferanga Posts: 6,789
    If it's only a 3rd/4th Cat race and his power numbers are remotely close to what he claims then no reason why he couldn't win. But there is a massive difference between being fit to ride up a hill a few times at a pace of your choosing and being race fit.
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  • napoleond
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    He has the FTP of an Elite. He just needs to get some race experience and manage the accelerations. He could probably ride off the front of a 4ths only from the start and TT his way to a win.
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  • Aggieboy
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    Well, good luck to him then. If he could also find a picture of Ezy Rider's decals, life would be perfect.
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  • amaferanga
    amaferanga Posts: 6,789
    NapoleonD wrote:
    He has the FTP of an Elite. He just needs to get some race experience and manage the accelerations. He could probably ride off the front of a 4ths only from the start and TT his way to a win.

    According to Coggan's table I had the ftp of a 1st Cat last year, but I'm not and likely never will be....
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  • jibberjim
    jibberjim Posts: 2,810
    amaferanga wrote:
    According to Coggan's table I had the ftp of a 1st Cat last year, but I'm not and likely never will be....

    Let's be honest, either US categories are considerably weaker than UK ones, or the table is just bunk. I suspect a bit of both.
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  • napoleond
    napoleond Posts: 5,992
    amaferanga wrote:
    NapoleonD wrote:
    He has the FTP of an Elite. He just needs to get some race experience and manage the accelerations. He could probably ride off the front of a 4ths only from the start and TT his way to a win.

    According to Coggan's table I had the ftp of a 1st Cat last year, but I'm not and likely never will be....

    I'm talking about UK levels, not the US coggan table. He's around 5.5-6 w/kg FTP IIRC.
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  • NapoleonD wrote:
    amaferanga wrote:
    NapoleonD wrote:
    He has the FTP of an Elite. He just needs to get some race experience and manage the accelerations. He could probably ride off the front of a 4ths only from the start and TT his way to a win.

    According to Coggan's table I had the ftp of a 1st Cat last year, but I'm not and likely never will be....

    I'm talking about UK levels, not the US coggan table. He's around 5.5-6 w/kg FTP IIRC.

    Really?
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  • napoleond
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    Yep. He is a freaking machine.
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