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  • Aggieboy
    Aggieboy Posts: 3,996
    Homer J wrote:
    Is this guy a myth? Loads of sightings but no credible photos

    You skipped page 1 then, did you?
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  • a_n_t
    a_n_t Posts: 2,011
    Homer J wrote:
    Is this guy a myth?

    He's very hit and myth.
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  • redddraggon
    redddraggon Posts: 10,862
    Bhima wrote:
    Just held up a HUGE que at the supermarket because I was messing about with the checkout girl pretending to give her a fiver, then taking it away quickly. It got to the point where I was shouting TAKE IT so she threw a fake tantrum and refused. The man behind me with 527 items didn't seem very amused.
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  • shockedsoshocked
    shockedsoshocked Posts: 4,021
    redddraggon wrote:
    Bhima wrote:
    Just held up a HUGE que at the supermarket because I was messing about with the checkout girl pretending to give her a fiver, then taking it away quickly. It got to the point where I was shouting TAKE IT so she threw a fake tantrum and refused. The man behind me with 527 items didn't seem very amused.

    Ladies beware, this man has the patter.
    "A cyclist has nothing to lose but his chain"

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  • amaferanga
    amaferanga Posts: 6,789
    His question on the Google Wattage list is a classic. Worth joining just to see that he's still as full of sh@t as ever. I thought he lived near the Peaks, but apparently he cycles over a mountain pass 3 times a day so obviously not....
    More problems but still living....
  • freehub
    freehub Posts: 4,257
    I can't join, says I must be approved subscriber, but I try subscribe and it says same thing.
  • Pokerface
    Pokerface Posts: 7,960
    freehub wrote:
    I can't join, says I must be approved subscriber, but I try subscribe and it says same thing.

    You have to wait for your application to be approved!
  • Pokerface
    Pokerface Posts: 7,960
    amaferanga wrote:
    His question on the Google Wattage list is a classic. Worth joining just to see that he's still as full of sh@t as ever. I thought he lived near the Peaks, but apparently he cycles over a mountain pass 3 times a day so obviously not....


    That would be the Cat and Fiddle - right on the doorstep from where he lives.
  • Scrumple
    Scrumple Posts: 2,665
    so what was his google wattage question?
  • Pokerface
    Pokerface Posts: 7,960
    Scrumple wrote:
    so what was his google wattage question?

    It was a short essay that is far too convoluted to summarize or repost.
  • amaferanga
    amaferanga Posts: 6,789
    Pokerface wrote:
    amaferanga wrote:
    His question on the Google Wattage list is a classic. Worth joining just to see that he's still as full of sh@t as ever. I thought he lived near the Peaks, but apparently he cycles over a mountain pass 3 times a day so obviously not....


    That would be the Cat and Fiddle - right on the doorstep from where he lives.

    That's a hill though, not a mountain. Calling it a mountain pass makes it sound much more significant than it actually is.
    More problems but still living....
  • Scrumple
    Scrumple Posts: 2,665
    why has he stopped posting here? Or is that a stupid question?
  • Pokerface
    Pokerface Posts: 7,960
    Scrumple wrote:
    why has he stopped posting here? Or is that a stupid question?


    Oddly enough - they seem to take him seriously on that forum.
  • redddraggon
    redddraggon Posts: 10,862
    Scrumple wrote:
    why has he stopped posting here? Or is that a stupid question?

    He reckons he has no internet. He's still posting panoramic images to facebook though.
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  • freehub
    freehub Posts: 4,257
    redddraggon wrote:
    Scrumple wrote:
    why has he stopped posting here? Or is that a stupid question?

    He reckons he has no internet. He's still posting panoramic images to facebook though.

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  • a_n_t
    a_n_t Posts: 2,011
    Bhima on facebook wrote:
    I rode on my rollers for 150 mins @ 310 watts but fatigue meant my ability to ride ''steady'' was about 3 percent off.

    :lol:
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  • Scrumple
    Scrumple Posts: 2,665
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    aka

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  • SteveR_100Milers
    SteveR_100Milers Posts: 5,987
    You should have put an "unsafe at work" spoiler with that post....
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  • Anonymous
    Anonymous Posts: 79,667
    a_n_t wrote:
    Bhima on facebook wrote:
    I rode on my rollers for 150 mins @ 310 watts but fatigue meant my ability to ride ''steady'' was about 3 percent off.

    :lol:

    :shock: :lol:
  • shockedsoshocked
    shockedsoshocked Posts: 4,021
    NapoleonD wrote:
    a_n_t wrote:
    Bhima on facebook wrote:
    I rode on my rollers for 150 mins @ 310 watts but fatigue meant my ability to ride ''steady'' was about 3 percent off.

    :lol:

    :shock: :lol:

    Oh dear lord. Bhima defying the the laws of Sports Science once again?
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  • freehub
    freehub Posts: 4,257
    Tomorrow I have a feeling that I will be about 15.475% off of my peak performance, if I go up some hills that I've been up before and compare the times, it's likely it'll be between 15.475 and 15.479% off what my peak performance can do up those same hills.
  • Scrumple
    Scrumple Posts: 2,665
    A Bhima claim is....

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  • freehub
    freehub Posts: 4,257
    A believe that image was made in Macromedia Flash.
  • Scrumple
    Scrumple Posts: 2,665
    freehub wrote:
    A believe that image was made in Macromedia Flash.

    Who are A ?
  • Ben6899
    Ben6899 Posts: 9,686
    SteveR_100Milers wrote:
    You should have put an "unsafe at work" spoiler with that post....

    Where do you work? As far as I know it's trips and falls from height you need to be watching for; not small seasonal birds and norks.
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  • shockedsoshocked
    shockedsoshocked Posts: 4,021
    Bhima Bowden Ha! I used to stop women all the time when I lived in a big city.

    Something i've actually had success with is being brutally honest and saying completely outrageous stuff in a ridiculously serious tone, probably because I could just leave at any time if she was uptight. I like to think this is a slightly Euro way.

    I once stopped a girl and said ''Im not usually in to blondes but you look kinda rich and I need new wheels.'' For some illogical reason, that worked.

    Another time I pretended to be some kind of hand expert and told the woman that she had the perfect hands for leg massage. Sneaky but effective. She asked me about massage and wanted me to touch her legs and stuff.
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  • shockedsoshocked
    shockedsoshocked Posts: 4,021
    edited November 2010
    double post
    "A cyclist has nothing to lose but his chain"

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  • crumbschief
    crumbschief Posts: 3,399
    She wouldn't need to ask me twice.
  • Stewie Griffin
    Stewie Griffin Posts: 4,330
    I'm worried that in the future internet archaeologists who come across some of the quotes of his feats might think that we worshipped him as a God.
  • Team Banana Spokesman
    Team Banana Spokesman Posts: 538
    ShockedSoShocked wrote:

    Oh dear lord. Bhima defying the the laws of Sports Science once again?

    I think its possible. Ive done better than 3. Did 2 hours with a VI of 1.01 two weeks ago at tempo power and I wasnt even concentrating on the LYC.

    Any1 want to see a funny photo of bhima with an enormous ton of yogurt?

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