Corrupt a Wish

pirwin1

You're at Glentress but there are no trails there anymore, the whole forest has been blown up.

I wish I had a van.

Whytepeak

pirwin1 has a van
Uncle Peter has a lapierre

But pirwin1 drives his van overUncle Peter's bike, damaging the vans axle and crushing the bike...

I wish my neighbor would move away....

Dazzza

He does only to discover the land in which you reside is owned by him, he decides to go through a lengthy court procedure giving him rights to an extension joining your houses together.

I wish i had a working bike.

IcarusGreen

You have a working bike but your legs have turned to a fish tail meaning you can't ride.

I wish I raced in Moto Gp

Nick Dastardly

You race in Moto GP but are confused for a Power Ranger and attacked by a big Japanese monster.

I wish I could go back to school knowing what I know now.

Whytepeak

You take my place, your maths exam is tomorrow morn. Then you have the rest of your exams all of the week, oh, and you spent all of the day on BR instead of revising.

I wish to study art in Venice

TheRevOlutionary

You get your ticket to Venice, but due to global warming all the galleries are flooded and the paintings reduced to childish blurs!

I'd like this week to go quickly...

Chaz.Harding

This week goes very quickly, but suddenly you find yourself in a 'home' attended to by nurses all saying; ''Yes, of course your not insane''

I wish I could predict the future

rob_mafia

You can predict the future but what you see is that the world will put a total ban cycling due to pollution given off by cyclists flatulance


I wish I was like six-foot-nine
So I could get with Leoshi
Cause she don't know me but yo she's really fine

SpinningJenny

You are six foot nine, but are so damn ugly that nobody is interested in knowing you, let alone Leoshi (whover she be)

I wish I was back at university....

Thewaylander

You find yourself back in Uni and then you are saddled with 20-30k of debt..(oh crap thats real!)

and i hope i get a nice cold beer when i get home tonight

cat_with_no_tail

You get a nice cold beer when you get home tonight, unfortunately though, it has been poisoned by a disgruntled employee of the brewer.

I wish was outside on the beach right now rather than stuck in the office.

myopic

You are lying on the beach, but the tide's in.

Wish this weather lasts all week!

elPedro666

The weather lasts, but you get sunburnt on your bonce so can't wear your helmet or even go outside and so swelter in that grim, indoor heat.

I wish either of my motorbikes or either of my mountain bike back wheels were workable & not all over the lounge in pieces on the best day of the year!

stevet1992

your wheels work but then the rest of your bike expodes as soon as you fit them...

i wish my hayfever would go away :evil:

cat_with_no_tail

Both your motorbikes and both your MTB back wheels start working, unfortunately though, the heat from the Motorbikes exhaust sets fire to the curtains, in turn burning the house down.

Wish I could go out on the bike tomorrow morning.

cat_with_no_tail

stevet1992

Your hayfever goes away, but you develop Swine Flu instead.

Wish I could go out on the bike tomorrow morning.

stevet1992

Cat With No Tail

you go out on your bike tomorrow only to be faced with every mechanical under the sun

i wish £1000 would save itself :roll:

elPedro666

It does save itself - from you, along with all the rest of your money which runs away with the £1000, never to be seen again!

I wish I was eating ice-cream on the beach.
(and I couldn't care less if the curtains are burning so long as a(ny) bike's working - I'll sacrifice the whole block if needs be...!)

Mr Wu

Your eating ice cream on the beach but its from your boyfriends schlong

I wish I was at work

Lapierre t 400

you are at work but not being paid

I wish it is 11.30 on wednesday morning as I will be on summer holiday for 3 months (I live in FRANCE)

lawman

it is 11.30 on wednesday morning but all of france is destroyed by a nuclear bomb so you have to come to england and have no summer holiday


i wish i had a 2010 commie meta

pirwin1

You have a 2010 commie meta but it turns out they made it out of solid lead tubes instead of hollow aluminum ones, so it weighs over 100kg.

I wish I lived closer to the trails.

ramemtbers

you do move closerto the trails but after a day of living closer to them they get shut down due to some sad inexperianced rider sueing after a crash.

i wish i didnt have to go to school

bluechair84

Lapierre t 400 wrote:

I wish my history geography,french,english and maths exams are easy

You go into your exams to find they are fantastically easy! But you get your grades to find you got nothing but Fs because you kicked back to much during the exam.

I wish my long DH WC weekend at fort william would hurry it's long-overdue-holiday-ass-along quicker!

Chaz.Harding

Your holiday hurries up, only for you to miss it!!!

I wish that I could ride my bikes forever in weather (and trails) like this!!

Mrs Toast

bigchazrocks wrote:

Your holiday hurries up, only for you to miss it!!!

I wish that I could ride my bikes forever in weather (and trails) like this!!

You can ride your bikes forever in weather like this, but you develop chronic hayfever that is uncontrollable by any known treatment.

I wish I wasn't doing overtime.

Chaz.Harding

Mrs Toast wrote:

You can ride your bikes forever in weather like this, but you develop chronic hayfever that is uncontrollable by any known treatment.

I wish I wasn't doing overtime.

You ask your boss (politely) to stop doing overtime. He see's this as you slacking, not being a team player, and insubordinate, so he fires you, there and then.

I wish I had skills even close to Danny 'Mega-Skills' McGaskill...

Lapierre t 400

well you never will have his skills

wish it was 10.15 tuesday morning because I am going to buy a hope seat post collar

Thewaylander

You but the collar, fit it then it destroys your your frame tube screwing your whole bike.

I wish i wasn't bored right now