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thekickingmule wrote:^ Should get a hearing aid
< Can't stand macaroni cheese
v Wants to eat a dead mouse
^- is lying about macaroni cheese
<- can supply dead mice
v- is tempted by the thought of a bbq'd mouse0 -
^bbq mouse is a euphamism for a lady garden
<in which case, is positively ravenous at the thought of bbq'd mouse, as long as its rare and bloody
v will be heartened by my good wishes for the day0 -
^ is using good wishes for 'grooming' purposes
< is warmed by such good wishes and would be prepared to meet Gazlar that dark alley in Cardiff (as long as I don't tell my parents cos Gazlar said they'll not beleive me anyway and he'd no longer be my friend and he'd have to hurt me)
v Dog groomerHow would I write my own epitaph? With a crayon - I'm not allowed anything I can sharpen to a sustainable point.
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^ still hangs around mens toilets
< has groomed many dogs in his lifetime
v is hoping to meet gazlar.0 -
^ Met 'im
< Got a photo of Gazlar
V Sell you a copy for a TennerI'm going to blow the bank on a new build ( within reason ) NOW DONE!!
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^ robbing b*****d!
< doesn't have a tenner
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^ will be lucky co i just spent my cash on a much needed track pump
< and before it begins................ < has a good pump in him
v on the other hand doesnt have a good pump in himIt's a boy , It's a boy , I Shouted Running Into The Street With Tears Running Down My Face.....
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^ your mrs didn't complain!
< thought it looked like a stamped bat, but a mouse could look similar!
v sits to wee!Loving life in rural SW France
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^ doesn't understand that a weapon of this size requires stability
< is tired from getting sweaty behind foxc (at the gym)
V needs to stop thinking about badgers and mash potatoAll hail the FSM and his noodly appendage!0 -
^ Will be banned from the gym if he's not more discreet
< Loves the mash potatoes
v Is looking forward to the weekend0 -
^ Couldn't be more right
< Is looking forward to the weekend (and the following week off)
v Will take a mans load down his throat this weekendIt takes as much courage to have tried and failed as it does to have tried and succeeded.
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^ Is a commuter in disguise
< Has insomnia
v Has traded me a night with his missus for the man's load0 -
^ still hasn't swapped.
< missus has a pen1s.
v wants to see my missus's pen1s0 -
^ his mrs is called Dave and he drives a truck
< declined daves offer of a chloroform soaked hankie
v would readily accept daves offerLoving life in rural SW France
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^ Got choloroformed by Dave, but now doesn't admit it
< Stole Dave's truck whilst ^ was being cloroformed
v Is bound and gagged in the back of Dave's truckIt takes as much courage to have tried and failed as it does to have tried and succeeded.
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^ should have brought a cloth for Dave's wipe-clean leather seat.
< should have stayed in last night and maybe wouldn't have ended up as Dave's plaything.
v next on Dave's list.0 -
^ dave says cheers biatch !
< thinks dave should shave.
v once dated dave and has a scar as proof of purchase.0 -
^ in writing the last line of their comment felt an enormous sense of Dave ja vu
< thinks that all these posts prove Dave is the home of witty banter
V was once sold pegs by a travelling minstrel ringmaster who erroneously referred to them as Dave0 -
^ writes a good visual
< used the pegs as very cheap spokey dokeys
v nicked the pegs (and my dust caps)It's a boy , It's a boy , I Shouted Running Into The Street With Tears Running Down My Face.....
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^ can buy his dustcaps back on eBay
< is keeping the peg's for himself
V has a man crush on Simon pegAll hail the FSM and his noodly appendage!0 -
^ even has a peg leg
< wont need dust caps any more...(filled innertubes with cement)
v has a thing for chaps with peg legsIt's a boy , It's a boy , I Shouted Running Into The Street With Tears Running Down My Face.....
That's The Last Time I Holiday In Thailand
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^ should shut up about dustcaps
< yes I like pirates, problem?
v smells marginally worse than a skunk0 -
^ You do
< Is the don
V Your mum0 -
^ Is deluded
< Is retarded
v Is homosexualIt takes as much courage to have tried and failed as it does to have tried and succeeded.
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^ Took my cherry
< still cant sit down right
v was spotted watching it all go downIt's a boy , It's a boy , I Shouted Running Into The Street With Tears Running Down My Face.....
That's The Last Time I Holiday In Thailand
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^ Has a ringpiece like a japanese flag
< Now thinks that you don't have to have ninja skills to slip in and out of ^ unnoticed
v Is now "Turning Japanese" as they think about ^,^^ and ^^^
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^ is a japanese ringpieace
< is recovering from a hammer to the hand while removing a stubborn B.B
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^ Shouldn't put BB's up his ar$e so often
< Could do with the AA man to fix his car
v Like's to shove BB's up ^ ar$e. Hollowtech non the less.It takes as much courage to have tried and failed as it does to have tried and succeeded.
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^ would rape the living granny out of the poor aa man!
< Hope or nothing
v sits to weeLoving life in rural SW France
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^ stings when he pee's
< doesnt like bee's
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