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  • bg13
    bg13 Posts: 4,598
    ^ how does he know how strong i am

    < does not and will not read the small print

    v has been panic buying and panic eating pasties
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  • thekickingmule
    thekickingmule Posts: 7,957
    ^ Probably should read small print, as it's mainly about limes strings, and him in a ditch....
    < Wishes he could be panic buying pasties, except for this damn Lent stuff :(
    v Prefers to use a watermelon to a lime.
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  • rgliniany
    rgliniany Posts: 753
    ^ Eff Lent!!! this is a national emergency..... get them pasties bought before they run out!!

    < watermelon over lime anyday.....we are talking about bacardi breezers arent we?

    v will start another national panic about something very dark and disturbed
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  • Gazlar
    Gazlar Posts: 8,083
    ^ keeps many a breezer in his handbag next to his tampons
    < causes national panic whenever he goes out on the prowl
    v errr yeah, will say something, dunno what, dunno if I'll be interested but whatever
    Mountain biking is like sex.......more fun when someone else is getting hurt
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  • Redhog14
    Redhog14 Posts: 1,377
    ^ is Russell Grants less talented brother

    < is very bored today

    v wore his big sisters clothes until he was 3
    @surroundedbh
  • thekickingmule
    thekickingmule Posts: 7,957
    ^ Puts on girls underwear when bored
    < only has a brother, who's gay (so like a sister) and therefore did wear his clothes until I was 3.
    v Lends ^ the underwear when not 'using' it
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  • grandad3
    grandad3 Posts: 322
    ^ You can ave em back, they were not clean

    < Wants to go biking tomorrow but heavy rain forecast all day :(

    v Ate as many pasty's as he could before the 20% vat went on
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  • rgliniany
    rgliniany Posts: 753
    ^ appears to be made of sugar

    < is full now.....

    v wants to lick ^ cos he appears to be made of sugar
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  • Gazlar
    Gazlar Posts: 8,083
    ^ is full of mens jizzazle (in mouth and stomach)

    <thought it was icing sugar crusted around ^s mouth

    v has a sugary milkshake that brings all of the boys to thre yard
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  • projectsome
    projectsome Posts: 4,010
    ^ wishes he had man jizzle around his mouth
    < saw gazlar in his yard
    v once put their face under a Susan Boyle look-a-like.
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  • rgliniany
    rgliniany Posts: 753
    ^ had hired the lookalike for a work function

    < only did it cos v paid me to

    v pays people to do stuff
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  • bg13
    bg13 Posts: 4,598
    ^ amazing what he did for 10p

    < got the jesters toes

    v wants to borrow 10p so ^ can do his thang!
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  • jfry94
    jfry94 Posts: 392
    ^borrowed 3 quid off me for ^^ to do his thang
    < likes cake
    v has a thing for gazlar
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  • Richie63
    Richie63 Posts: 2,132
    ^ Pair of steps to help him in his old age get in the tree outside Foxcuk's

    < Thinks Clare from steps is a Porker now

    V Hasn't got a good porking in them but wants one
    I'm going to blow the bank on a new build ( within reason ) NOW DONE!!
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  • thekickingmule
    thekickingmule Posts: 7,957
    ^ Should stop offering men his pork sword. Ghey
    < Mmm pooooork
    v Is a veggie!
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  • bg13
    bg13 Posts: 4,598
    ^ wears sex panther

    < my obvious resembles a courgette

    v got caught commenting in the commuter chat forum
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  • Clank
    Clank Posts: 2,323
    ^ must have been reading the commutor forum to know
    < thought it said 'commutator' and posted beleiving it was a thread regarding electric motors - I was young and impressionable! ......and I'd do it again
    v Usually posts in the Cake Stop despite hating pictures of Girls in <insert clothing here>
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  • xmadxmoex
    xmadxmoex Posts: 135
    ^ Visits the Cake Stop wearing girls clothing
    < Wishes payday would hurry up so i can buy a new shed
    v Was caught looking at bg13's obvious
  • thekickingmule
    thekickingmule Posts: 7,957
    ^ Can't dig a ditch, so needs to put bodies in a shed
    < Was actually looking through binoculars at some eagles, didn't realise the maggot they were going for was bg13's obvious
    v Wants to date the men on Undateables
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  • xmadxmoex
    xmadxmoex Posts: 135
    ^ is now on my hitlist
    < is an undatable
    v thinks pandas are attractive
  • bg13
    bg13 Posts: 4,598
    ^ couldn't score in a brothel with a £20 note sticking out his ear!

    < pandas and eagles really appreciate my oddly (hoooooge) courgette shaped obvious

    v regularly has ladies trying to leave him in a ditch with his head facing backwards
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  • rgliniany
    rgliniany Posts: 753
    ^ has been banned from zoos and bird shows for flashing his watsit at the aformentioned animals.

    < wants pay day to be here sooner rather than later.... stuff needs bought

    v will post in the i have just ordered thread next
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  • Clank
    Clank Posts: 2,323
    ^ mistakes me for someone else
    < has never posted in the 'just ordered thread', mainly due to being church-mouse poor
    v Likes church mice, but only in a 'Richard Gere' kinda way
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  • bearfraser
    bearfraser Posts: 435
    ^ specticals
    < wallet >watch
    v testicles
  • thekickingmule
    thekickingmule Posts: 7,957
    ^ Has no testicles
    < Has testicles
    v Has no testicles
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  • Clank
    Clank Posts: 2,323
    ^ Ha! So very wrong!
    < Just looked down and, well, what d'you know - they've gone!! Just vanished.
    v TESTICLE THIEF!!!!
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  • bg13
    bg13 Posts: 4,598
    ^ they were never there miss clank

    < trying to find some that measure up to the kahunas < is packing!

    v enjoys gazlar stalking them
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  • castlelad
    castlelad Posts: 414
    ^ shivers at the thought of gazlar, rohypnol, and ditch in the same sentance.
    < could "tea bag " an elephant with his 'nads.
    v has just googled "tea bagging" and got caught !
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  • rgliniany
    rgliniany Posts: 753
    ^ the elephant was slightly miffed at only having the equivalent of 1 1/2 eyes to look out of during the teabagging experience.(and it was a baby elephant too..... not a full grown one :shock: )

    < luckily had safe search on..... and only had to make a tea related excuse.....

    v is more of a coffee person
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  • castlelad
    castlelad Posts: 414
    ^ didnt complain about my tiny nads on his chin
    < oh 5hit was asked to keep it a secret.
    V have u seen the vidoes on youporn ?
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