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  • Clank
    Clank Posts: 2,323
    ^ Thinks 'Ariel Liquitabs' are made with real mermaid

    < Fades with repeated washing

    v Stain releasing agent
    How would I write my own epitaph? With a crayon - I'm not allowed anything I can sharpen to a sustainable point.

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  • FocusZing
    FocusZing Posts: 4,373
    ^ A complete episode of embarrassing bodies was devoted to this oil slick.

    < Adonis.

    v Requires an orthodontist.
  • pesky_jones
    pesky_jones Posts: 2,890
    ^a misguided soul

    < broken

    v degenerate
  • bg13
    bg13 Posts: 4,598
    ^ oozy gash

    < boozy lush

    v brain of mush!
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  • SlipSpace
    SlipSpace Posts: 46
    ^ has had too much already
    < generally in a state of bewilderment
    v doesn't know who they are
  • xstrathyx
    xstrathyx Posts: 1,104
    ^ has been fisted on many occasions
    < equally surprised he is back on the forum
    v regularly sits on the post as against using the saddle properly
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  • bg13
    bg13 Posts: 4,598
    ^ roadie

    < not into bum fun, honest!

    v crafty butcher
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  • thekickingmule
    thekickingmule Posts: 7,957
    ^ Just likes the 'D'

    < Was a genuine butcher years ago

    v Retard
    It takes as much courage to have tried and failed as it does to have tried and succeeded.
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  • bg13
    bg13 Posts: 4,598
    ^ liked his meat delivered via the back entrance

    < don't touch his ears!

    v have you seen his baseball!
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  • pesky_jones
    pesky_jones Posts: 2,890
    ^ likes to put other people's "gel" in his hair

    <going stir crazy

    v about to go postal
  • projectsome
    projectsome Posts: 4,478
    ^ likes the salty protein
    <ironically will actually be going postal in 2 hours 40 mins
    v is trying to find themself (vigorously)
    FARKBOOK TWATTER Happiness is my fucking mood!
  • SlipSpace
    SlipSpace Posts: 46
    ^ delivering his filth
    < not doing what he should be
    v having a rest till the next trick arrives
  • xstrathyx
    xstrathyx Posts: 1,104
    ^ secretly loves boybands
    < properly f*cked off with new bike making noises it shouldn't be
    v closet bumdar
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  • FocusZing
    FocusZing Posts: 4,373
    ^ I bet he hasn't learned to ride a bike yet.
    < better than Sagan.
    v Rides like an advert for Saga.
  • bg13
    bg13 Posts: 4,598
    ^ closet bumdar

    < old and knows it

    v old and should know better
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  • tlw1
    tlw1 Posts: 22,155
    ^ given up on life
    < getting older every day
    v maddies keeper
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,416
    ^ Appears to own a brewery
    < wished he owned a brewery
    v Has brewers droop
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • bg13
    bg13 Posts: 4,598
    ^ loved maddie

    < keeps pigs

    V. Loved lassie
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  • tlw1
    tlw1 Posts: 22,155
    ^ any hole is a goal
    < been to the pub
    V pet shop boy
  • thekickingmule
    thekickingmule Posts: 7,957
    ^ Should buy a pub (so he doesn't have to leave all the time)
    < Wants a pet
    v Is a Scissor Sister
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  • bg13
    bg13 Posts: 4,598
    ^ loves horses, best of all the animals

    < Is a good ride

    V wishes they rode an Orange!
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  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,416
    ^ Molests frogs and snails
    < Has a pet hound
    v Has a wife like a hound
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • thekickingmule
    thekickingmule Posts: 7,957
    ^ Is the one with the wife and hound problem
    < Is banging a dog walker
    v Likes being walked with a lead by a big hairy man
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  • bg13
    bg13 Posts: 4,598
    ^ walks dogs

    < has a lead and is quite hairy

    V got pulled off by oodboo!
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