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  • rgliniany
    rgliniany Posts: 753
    ^ might be bigger than me so i wont say anything nasty

    < rides a 29er and can keep up with roadies

    v secretly wants to wear a g-string to work complete with whale tail showing.
    It's a boy , It's a boy , I Shouted Running Into The Street With Tears Running Down My Face.....

    That's The Last Time I Holiday In Thailand

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  • Clank
    Clank Posts: 2,323
    ^ Is above me. I look up to him because he will pay money for the pleasure of touching my whale tail.
    < I know my place
    v Is below me. I look down on him because he is working class and hasn't the money to view my whale tail.
    How would I write my own epitaph? With a crayon - I'm not allowed anything I can sharpen to a sustainable point.

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  • FocusZing
    FocusZing Posts: 4,373
    ^ Likes it on the bottom b1tch role.
    < Bitchin.
    v The b1tch.
  • projectsome
    projectsome Posts: 4,010
    ^ once participated in gay midget necrophilia porn with v
    < is finally off the medication after catching ^ with v in the park with midgets
    v has a fan site dedicated to gay midgets
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  • ^Is in a bad mood today
    < Has outgrown midgets
    v Gave himself an enema with Cillent Bang whilst listening to the Allan Carr radio show
  • IcarusGreen
    IcarusGreen Posts: 1,486
    ^ has outgrown midgets by 1/2 inch

    < enemas make me feel good

    v is related to fullymong by birth
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  • bg13
    bg13 Posts: 4,598
    ^ may not always tell the truth

    < shouts "have you seen my baseball" and "he was m@sturbating" quite randomly and at full volume!

    v does not like his ears being touched!
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  • Gay

    Not Gay

    Gay
    should of used giantorangecannon
  • ^ Sandwiched between 2 gays makes you the gayest

    < Mmmm Sandwich

    v Wants a bit of ^ filling
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  • ^Jealous

    < Big Gay

    v Transvestite
    should of used giantorangecannon
  • ^ shaves everything

    < accidentally stalked foxc in the gym tonight

    v missed out on Steak and chips for t
    All hail the FSM and his noodly appendage!
  • ^ Needs to give < details of said gym.

    < No steak and chips, but black pudding 8)

    v Is willing to give money to <
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  • bg13
    bg13 Posts: 4,598
    ^ for satisfactory fell@tio

    < could have done it better to himself!

    v is on THE register!
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  • projectsome
    projectsome Posts: 4,010
    ^ Was the first person on the Sex offenders list
    < Wishes he was on the top 100 money list
    V was the first person on BG13's list
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  • rgliniany
    rgliniany Posts: 753
    ^ lists Tromboning as a favourite pastime.

    < is feeling dead dehydrated in a 37 degree day out onsite today

    v is next to play the ^ < v game
    It's a boy , It's a boy , I Shouted Running Into The Street With Tears Running Down My Face.....

    That's The Last Time I Holiday In Thailand

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  • Gazlar
    Gazlar Posts: 8,083
    ^Mrs is a big fan of the ^(up) <(sideways) v (down) game

    < Is about to have what CRC may call "A Massive Helmet Clearance)

    v Wouldn't know a massive helmet if it hit them in the face
    Mountain biking is like sex.......more fun when someone else is getting hurt
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  • rgliniany
    rgliniany Posts: 753
    ^ by the looks of the avatar....... would need a massive helmet

    < would gladly go his whole life without being hit in the face with a massive helmet.

    v has the potential to be a massive helmet!!
    It's a boy , It's a boy , I Shouted Running Into The Street With Tears Running Down My Face.....

    That's The Last Time I Holiday In Thailand

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  • ^ Has the massive helmet people strive to have.

    < Isn't sure which helmet ^ is referring to

    v paints limes and string onto children's faces when their parents are turned
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  • thekickingmule
    thekickingmule Posts: 7,957
    ^ Knows how to kill a thread
    < Got bored so resurrected a thread
    v Wants to resurrect Jade Goody for 'personal use'
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  • bg13
    bg13 Posts: 4,598
    ^ is gonna dig her up for me coz i don't do manual labour!

    < having enjoyed the rugby is gonna drink spicey and coke until ^ delivers my evenings entertainment!

    v enjoys commuting by bike!
    Loving life in rural SW France

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  • ^ Merkin sniffer

    < Offended by this thread

    v Lezzer
  • ^ has a beard and cycling sandals
    < is mastering a rubiks cube (you know why)
    v shaves thier legs
    All hail the FSM and his noodly appendage!
  • Clank
    Clank Posts: 2,323
    ^ has a stange thing about shaving and hairyness
    < is everso slightly freaked by this
    v is freaked (everso slightly) by my unshaven hairyness
    How would I write my own epitaph? With a crayon - I'm not allowed anything I can sharpen to a sustainable point.

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  • bg13
    bg13 Posts: 4,598
    ^ has stubbly itchy nether regions

    < lets it grow for warmth

    v wants to ride an orange 5 so bad!
    Loving life in rural SW France

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  • Jimbob_no5
    Jimbob_no5 Posts: 1,568
    ^ has a fetish for oranges
    < would actually really like an orange 5
    v will make a CC comment because i ride horses more than my bike
    Pinkbike

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    1) Drink is not my friend
    2) D-Locking cnuts ;)
  • Gazlar
    Gazlar Posts: 8,083
    ^ will click on this because I said so
    <Doesn't need to know that ^ has ridden a man called "horse"
    v will erroneously think that < is also known to the laydeez as horse
    Mountain biking is like sex.......more fun when someone else is getting hurt
    Amy
    Farnsworth
    Zapp
  • Clank
    Clank Posts: 2,323
    ^ denies being known as 'Horse', despite getting ridden regularly by short irishmen in silky jackets
    < does the riding in his house ......occasionally......
    v horse thief
    How would I write my own epitaph? With a crayon - I'm not allowed anything I can sharpen to a sustainable point.

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  • snotty badger
    snotty badger Posts: 1,593
    ^ has hoof prints in his living room

    < wants to find a good glue factory

    v sniffs glue
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  • thekickingmule
    thekickingmule Posts: 7,957
    ^ Wants to put glue on pavements outside primary schools
    < Loves sniffing a bit of prit stick
    v Likes smelling cheese kept in his mums old knickers
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  • castlelad
    castlelad Posts: 414
    ^ sent my mums knickers back,cheers for the cheese !
    < pokes badgers with sticks
    v strokes the shaft and tickles the balls