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^ amateur gay porn enthusiast
< amateur lesbian porn enthusiast
v amateur donkey porn enthusiast¸.•´¸.•*´¨)
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^ Films, directs and stars in all donkey porn films
< Might actually search for donkey porn as that'd be a different kind of ass pounding*
v Once tried to suck a donkey off
*I'm here all week folks.It takes as much courage to have tried and failed as it does to have tried and succeeded.
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^ is now banned from the local donkey sanctuary
< it was dark, i was drunk and i am also banned from the donkey sanctuary
v has no gag reflex, according to the donkeysLoving life in rural SW France
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^ Was the person to call Mrs Castlelad "Dave"
< Does have a gag reflex according to Dave
v Likes being the little spoonIt takes as much courage to have tried and failed as it does to have tried and succeeded.
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^ "little spoon, LITTLE. SPOON" what his boyfriend shouts.
< uses a silver spoon to make a nice cup of tea.
v rides like a pink plastic spoon.0 -
^ certainly knows how to ride the pink pole !
< dave really is popular in here.
v dave says you next biatch ! :shock:0 -
^ sh!ts curly wurly's sideways.
< complaining bitterly that chocolate bars are so fucking miniscule
v loves licking a freshly dropped sideways curly wurly0 -
^ should go get a man size yorkie then
< three second rule and all that
v is going to sort ^ out with the man sized barIt's a boy , It's a boy , I Shouted Running Into The Street With Tears Running Down My Face.....
That's The Last Time I Holiday In Thailand
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^ Been watching too much Britain's got t....
< A fucking DOG!
v FUCKING DOG!0 -
^ bell end
< bell shaped
v bell bottomsHow would I write my own epitaph? With a crayon - I'm not allowed anything I can sharpen to a sustainable point.
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^ big dong?
< fat ankles
v loves equestrian showsIt's a boy , It's a boy , I Shouted Running Into The Street With Tears Running Down My Face.....
That's The Last Time I Holiday In Thailand
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^ Ankles like hippos
< Feels quite well endowed when next to a horse
v Is just generally an ass.It takes as much courage to have tried and failed as it does to have tried and succeeded.
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^ only stands next to mares
< buns of steel
v buns of lardLoving life in rural SW France
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^ Uses lard in inappropriate places
< Quickly losing lard... back on the bike again
v No lard in sight :-)09 - Santa Cruz Heckler
03 - Trek 8500
95 - P7 (Dead, but I loved it)
Year dot - Alpine Stars CR300 - Still going strong...0 -
^ found a chicken nugget under his love handles.
< wondered why i only had 5 nuggets ,when the box clearly said 6.
v once took a frozen chicken for "a walk " in the woods.0 -
↑ Had private time in bed with fred1star and lost a nugget.
←Just got accepted into college.
↓Will never be accepted."Youth's a mask, but it don't last
live it long and live it fast."
My dustcap topic:
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^ Got into Gay College for Exceptionally Gay people
< Is happy to never be accepted
v Applied but had too many qualificationsIt takes as much courage to have tried and failed as it does to have tried and succeeded.
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^ i accept your statement
< its true.... so i moved to another country and got an ace job
v doesnt have a good job in 'emIt's a boy , It's a boy , I Shouted Running Into The Street With Tears Running Down My Face.....
That's The Last Time I Holiday In Thailand
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^ Summed my work history up very well
< Refurbishing a box trailer
v Could do with a bowl of bananas and custard.0 -
^ wrong box doofus
< looks good in his new shades
v pole dancer at the local care homeLoving life in rural SW France
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^ Goes with his white stick
< Finishing work for 6 week holiday
V Has an obvious that isn't obvious unless you're really lookingI'm going to blow the bank on a new build ( within reason ) NOW DONE!!
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^ was in portugal at that time.
< "dave" likes my obvious.
v is a real nice dude.0 -
^ Should know better than calling me a nice dude
< Actually is a nice dude
v Likes touching dudes :shock:It takes as much courage to have tried and failed as it does to have tried and succeeded.
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^ Is gonna find out how much I like touching dudes at crudstock next week.
< Is a CWNT
V Is a CU.NT0 -
^ takes one to know one...
< is going bacon farming tomorrow
v is actually a slightly dim-witted snail who just happens to own a computer0 -
^ Should get everyone some bacon (especially for the Crudfest!)
< Doesn't actually own this computer...
v Is going to release Maddie into the wilds of Glentress forest on FridayIt takes as much courage to have tried and failed as it does to have tried and succeeded.
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^ drives (or drove) a punto
< needs to get out on the bike more
v secretly likes to ride road bikes0 -
^ Needs to stop stalking me (or at least my car history!)
< Doesn't own a road bike (but would like one)
v Thinks Batman is hot.It takes as much courage to have tried and failed as it does to have tried and succeeded.
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^ Gave me a lift back to Nottingham from Scotland a couple of years back
< Could do with a road bike for when I'm at home in Notts as the MTBing is crap...
v Is probably going to be TKM again 0
