The ^<v game...

bg13

^ paid for it

< wasn't impressed

v would do better for half the money

rgliniany

^ hassles badgers

< worries wombats

v will have a very witty ^

Clank

^ will be so very dissapointed
< dissapoints (very much so)
v should really play strip-twister with the curtains closed

bg13

^ your mum likes em open!
< contortionist
v is googling the word "contortionist"

projectsome

^doesn't have an attic or basement to hide dead bodies
< has several female contortionists in his attic (well they're contortionist's now...)
V wishes they were in my attic

thekickingmule

^ Should start digging ditches, the attics beginning to smell
< Needs to fill the last ditch in
v Likes to play with firemens poles

Gazlar

^ knows all about sliding down firemens poles
<couldn't be a fireman as my snooker isn't good enough
V couldn't be a fireman as their hose is way to short

bg13

^ good at pocket billiards

< clanks mum doesn't complain during our twister sessions

v spends too much time on the commuting chat forum page

cat_with_no_tail

^ Confused the word "mum" with the word "gerbil".

< I only went in there because of the "angry helmet cam footage". Wasn't what I was expecting.

v Misogynist

Clank

^ misinformed
< misanthrope
v missed the pan this morning

bg13

^ hangs around mens toilets

< and it came out like a laser beam

v has a man bag!

angry_bird

^ gave me the man bag as a gift

< has 7 weeks of doing sod all to look forward to

v is having regular sexy times with fully-sprung

EH_Rob

^ only has a man bag to stealthily carry his piss bag
< is grateful for the regularity
v goes to the horse racing to masturbate

Clank

^ should stop dressing as a race horse
< likes intimidating horses with the size of his mahoosive obvious
v likes horses

angry_bird

^ put his "mahoosive" obvious in a horse

< will probably end up working with horses

v looks like a horse

Clank

^ doesn't know his masturbation from his intercourse
< looks like a horse from the knees up and waist down
v is wondering where I hide the tail

xstrathyx

^ is a closet hardcore roadie

< looking forward to the weekend. Holidays for 10 days (GIRFUY work)

v is obsessed with Jeremy Kyle

thekickingmule

^ Thinks people are watching him on Jeremy Kyle
< Misses the days of Jeremy Beadle
v Misses playing with the Beadle stumpy hand

bg13

^ has facial hair like jeremy beadle

< his stump made my stump look massive

v uses guy liner

rgliniany

^ lends < his Guyliner

< only wears it cos it makes his eyes look Fabulous

v wears not one bit of Guyliner...... but uses bronzer to fake some abs

Gazlar

^ b*gger, was that you last night?
<regrets giving ^ my phone number now, I just thought you were an ugly woman
v wants ^^s number now for a spot of cottaging

EH_Rob

^ author of cottaging yellow pages
> biggest obvious in cottaging yellow pages
v biggest advertiser in cottaging yellow pages

projectsome

^ spelt cottage pie wrong
< 3rd party salesperson
V sticks his obvious in a cottage pie

thekickingmule

^ Gives salespeople a good tug
< Mmmmm cottage pieeee
v Loves a good hairy pie

Richie63

^ Started the " Cottaging" indusrty

< Actually has a cottage

V always has a Carrier bag at all times ( ref, cottaging )

Clank

^ seems to know way more about cottaging than he lets on
< Once had a 'Carrier Bag', but divorced the b***h
v Wants to know more about this 'cottaging' thing and it's associated practices

bicyclepirate

^ protests too much
< should have learnt not google anything gazlar mentions after blue waffle
V thinks that the glc and cottaging go together with a mb weekend in wales

castlelad

^ has the glc back catalogue
< had to google "glc"
v wants to how to "sheep sh@g"

PaulC7

^- not with the times

<- doesnt listen

v- has a thing for macaroni cheese.

thekickingmule

^ Should get a hearing aid
< Can't stand macaroni cheese
v Wants to eat a dead mouse