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  • angry_bird
    angry_bird Posts: 3,787
    ^ is a pea
    < doesn't like peas
    v has a brain the size of a pea
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  • Richie63
    Richie63 Posts: 2,132
    ^ Has large brain - though it doesn't function

    < Impressive :)

    V Really, it gets larger ,doubles in size. 1" you say , maximum............
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  • rgliniany
    rgliniany Posts: 753
    ^ can see strangely well in the dark

    < 1.5"......downhill with the wind behind me..... but it is 6" to begin with...

    v is the reason wesley snipes said white men cant jump
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  • projectsome
    projectsome Posts: 4,478
    ^ made a fake sex tape...
    < will not be riding his bike this weekend...
    V got caught on tape wearing a tulisa style wig and dress
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  • angry_bird
    angry_bird Posts: 3,787
    ^ really should ride his bike
    < doesn't have a clue who this tulisa person is, but meh
    v will pay for a go on sheepsteeth's mum
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  • thekickingmule
    thekickingmule Posts: 7,957
    ^ Recommends everyone has a go on sheepsteeth's mum
    < Has already been there, there is a video online somewhere
    v Explodes thinking about sheepsteeth's mum
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  • rgliniany
    rgliniany Posts: 753
    ^ was asked to keep that quiet.....

    < only cos she does "that thing with her tongue"

    v is hopefully not sheepsteeth ( if it is im sorry ) if not.... is next in line after me for sheepsteeth's mum (again sorry sheepsteeth and his mum)
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  • angry_bird
    angry_bird Posts: 3,787
    ^ is terrified of sheepsteeth

    < am I allowed to go round for 2nds before everyone else has had a go?

    v can't wait for the Olympics so he can perv on Tom Daley...
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  • Clank
    Clank Posts: 2,323
    ^ clearly likes 'em very 2nd hand
    < no longer finds Tom Daley attractive since he hit puberty
    v only likes it when they've stopped breathing
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  • thekickingmule
    thekickingmule Posts: 7,957
    ^ Shouldn't knock it until they've tried it
    < Personally likes breathing
    v Wants to leave this world the same way as Michael Hutchence
    It takes as much courage to have tried and failed as it does to have tried and succeeded.
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  • Redhog14
    Redhog14 Posts: 1,377
    ^ helps himself in the stationary cupboard (and not to the stationary)
    < is not here often
    V rubs themselves against people in the queue
    @surroundedbh
  • castlelad
    castlelad Posts: 414
    ^ moved up a place in the queue , wanted to be rubbed sooner .
    < made a quick getaway...
    v gave chase but couldn't keep up.
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  • bg13
    bg13 Posts: 4,598
    ^ went off faster than Gazlar peeking through Foxc's bedroom window

    < happily quite slow

    v mentally quite slow
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  • thekickingmule
    thekickingmule Posts: 7,957
    ^ So slow, paramedics bring De-Fibs with them just in case
    < Definitely mentally VERY slow
    v Is going to pick up the bill for my car today. Nice guy. Cheers
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  • Clank
    Clank Posts: 2,323
    ^ Funny guy. I kill you last
    < Ha ha, I kill me
    v Silence! I kill you!
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  • I7 Extreme
    I7 Extreme Posts: 228
    ^ should go for a bike ride
    > wants some Fox forks
    v probably wants some aswell
  • angry_bird
    angry_bird Posts: 3,787
    ^ once tried to have sex with a fox
    < has no desire for any fox forks
    v rohypnoled FoxC last night
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  • cat_with_no_tail
    cat_with_no_tail Posts: 12,981
    ^ Knows what's good for him

    < It wasn't Rohypnol, it was nightnurse

    v Would love to taste test a wetnurse
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  • bicyclepirate
    bicyclepirate Posts: 229
    ^ probably doesn't know that wetnurse just means (o)(o)'s
    < saw some great t1ts this weekend (seriously they're on the canal side now)
    V couldn't see the ^ as was laid in drainage ditch head backwards
    All hail the FSM and his noodly appendage!
  • nevman
    nevman Posts: 1,611
    ^likes bog-snorkelling
    <not played this before
    V F1 zombie and plays Scalextrix
    Whats the solution? Just pedal faster you baby.

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  • thekickingmule
    thekickingmule Posts: 7,957
    ^ Usually plays with children
    < Would love to be playing Scalextric right now!
    v Never goes out in the sun as he'll turn to dust.
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  • IcarusGreen
    IcarusGreen Posts: 1,486
    ^ playing scalextric is the fastest he's ever made a car go.

    < Well I am ginger!

    v wishes to be ginger
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  • Richie63
    Richie63 Posts: 2,132
    ^ GINGER LOL LOL LOL

    < Still laughing :)

    V Check it out ^'s GINGER!
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  • angry_bird
    angry_bird Posts: 3,787
    ^ has the right attitude

    < calls his best mate the Big Fat Ginger...

    v is really grateful not to be ginger
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  • rgliniany
    rgliniany Posts: 753
    ^ is right.... cos a ginger aint meant to marry a ginger

    < married a ginger (if it aint obvious from above)

    v has a mild crush on pat sharp
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  • AndyBeast
    AndyBeast Posts: 179
    ^ is Pat Sharp's pimp and is trying to drum up business without paying for formal advertising.

    < if halfway through 2 weeks paternity leave with his beautiful baby daughter and needs to win the lottery so he doesn't have to go back to work after.

    v is barred from Longleat Safari Park for 'interfering' with a hippo, 2 seals and a small group of meerkats.
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  • bg13
    bg13 Posts: 4,598
    ^ held the hippo for me

    < never touched the seals but will admit to shouting "compare this" at the saucy (well up for it by the way,meerkats!) in the heat of the moment!

    v would happily "blow a seal!"
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  • castlelad
    castlelad Posts: 414
    ^ wants to put the footage on youtube.
    < will blow a seal but only wearing goggles......and does'nt do swallowing.
    v would gargle AND swallow, cus that's the way he rolls !
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  • projectsome
    projectsome Posts: 4,478
    ^likes cheeswand
    < rolls by tucking his head in, putting his hands forward...
    v has a cheesewand due to never washing his obvious (Madeleine told us so)
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  • rgliniany
    rgliniany Posts: 753
    ^ would love to chisel the cheese off my wand

    < is looking forwards to a cheeslesswand

    v has the strength of odour of 50 bears
    It's a boy , It's a boy , I Shouted Running Into The Street With Tears Running Down My Face.....

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