The ^<v game...

projectsome

^ has already had his way with the cat.

< hopes today goes quickly

v likes praying to the trouser snake god for rich protein rewards

thekickingmule

^ Thinks he's the trouser snake god and keeps telling womenz to pray to him. Fail.

< Should be getting a skateboard today

v Thinks Hitler would look good in a bikini

IcarusGreen

^ Will be breaking body parts very soon.

< Thinks Hitler would look good in a bikini strung up by his neck with a bullet through his head.

v Vishes he vas German

FocusZing

^ It's bizarre how Germany is baling out most of Europe.

< Doesn't believe in Eugenics.

v With the exception of this numb nuts, NUMB NUTS!

Raymondavalon

^ is nutless

< Is a mythical being

v helped nail Jebus to the cross

DIESELDOG

^^ Not me, I'm a "Non Believer" So theoretically yeah, that would be me...

<< Is still slightly off kilter and wondering why bother

vv Is choosing between dry and wet, young or old.

L n h

DD

thekickingmule

^ Is already dry and old
< Likes 'em young and wet (Not too young I hasten to add!)
v Perves on the old and dry (ie ^ )

IcarusGreen

^ Needs locking up

< Likes to make the cougars moist

v Performs Beastiality real cats

Raymondavalon

^ Opened his big mouth and got PWN3D

< Thinks what happened to ^ is funny

v Knows better and will never brag about his/her pºst count

IcarusGreen

^ SSSSsssshhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

< Won't do it again………..or will I?

v Want's to join the N00B club!

projectsome

^ plays with their obvious to pictures of nanny mcphee

< Joined the noob club first time round but wasn't foolish enough to go back

v has done it with the 4th poster below up the chocolate starfish.

lawman

^ currently has cat with no tail shoved up his chocolate starfish

< hangin like s bitch ... still!!

v has a tattoo of susan boyle on his obvious

xstrathyx

^ likes it in the sh*tter

< clearly needs to get out on his bike. today looks good

v wears lycra when he's out on his bike

DIESELDOG

^ Is in denial because they like chocolate starfish more.

< Is drinking Stella Actatwat

v Wants to be the next really cool dude but lives with the knowledge that the job has already been taken...

LnH.

DD

IcarusGreen

^ beat the f00k out of her fella after 1/2 a can

< Is so cool I'm hot

v drinks mulled wine for breakfast.

projectsome

^ had blue waffle* for breakfast

< Would most likely win every single race if he was being chased by a blue waffle* carrier.

v likes putting their obvious in blue waffles*



*People of a nervous disposition, or those currently eating should refrain from googling this

Richie63

^ Too Right , better than being an ar5e bandit ^

< Just woken up

V needs....Err!...No , Just needs, ( they're that type of person you know).

FocusZing

^ Greek Debt

< Chinese Debt

v Italian Debt

IcarusGreen

^ eats dogs

< Eats Italian

v eats lime

Raymondavalon

^ Uses fireworks as sex toys

< Hates Mondays

v Buy fresh limes every Tuesday

thekickingmule

^ Orders Limes on eBay every Monday
< Delivers Limes to ^
v Provides string for ^

Pudseyp

^inserts limes in bottom hole in weird sex game...
< takes string and makes a special gift
v gives gift to who wears with pride

bg13

^ she loved her bum floss

< would use his teeth to help remove it

v putts from the rough

FocusZing

^ Good Will Hunting.

< Genius.

v How do you like them apples?

Raymondavalon

^ Doesn't have a Good Will in him

< Apple convert for over two decades

v Cannot replace Yeehaa McGee no matter how witty the comment will be

Pudseyp

^ needs to grow hair and drink meths
< Hates apples and prefers a nice pear
V Used to have a pair before the operation

FocusZing

^ Prefers a pear up his...
< Never eaten a partridge.
v Alan Partridge.

bg13

^ ah haa!

< m'eh!

v uh oh!

nicklouse

^ahhhhh
<mmmmmm
vooooohhhh

thekickingmule

^ Appears to be touching himself
< Is levitating so touching nothing
v Is touching the string attached to the lime...