The ^<v game...

FocusZing

^ ...patch kid.

< Packing a marrow.

v Hasn't even started sprouting yet.

Fully-sprung

↑ Had an STI before him and his twin were born.

←Is typing this.

↓ Is reading this.

wordnumb

^ Wrote something or other, who cares?

< Is drinking licorice tea.

v Needs a haircut.

FocusZing

^ Interesting beverage, quite correct on the barnet prediction.

< Going to participate with a tea beverage.

v Tea boy.

Richie63

^ It's a coffee, and don't call me boy, Minion.

< actually drinking a fine Red

V Drinks from a red bell end

angry_bird

^ Likes shoving cheese up his bum

< Just ate a whole tub of ice cream. nom nom nom

v Has dreams of a sexual nature about Tinkerbell

bicyclepirate

^ isn't in my attic

< is wondering if there is a specialist website for my tinkerbell fetish

v likes bell's of a different sort

angry_bird

^ is about to get an axe in the back

< is hiding in your attic... yes YOUR attic

v had a one night stand with Pat Butcher...

bicyclepirate

^ should come down for dinner

< is cooking steak for t

V isn't having steak for t

Kaise

^ jealous of steak

< meal with the future mother in law

v drinking a cold beverage

Richie63

^ Is cooking steak for Timmy

< does manage to finish a statement

V calls himself Timmy when with his boyfriend

thekickingmule

^ Makes me call myself Timmy for some reason

< is about to get a huuuuuuuuuge MOT bill :evil:

v Is prepared to pay my MOT bill

Fully-sprung

↑ Will be poor by the end of the week.

←Stole most of your money so it doesn't bother me.

↓ Took his bike to the garage because it wouldn't start.

thekickingmule

^ Doesn't realise motorbikes have engines

< Was poor at the beginning of the week

v By typing anything, commits themselves to paying my MOT bill

wordnumb

^ Should sent his bank details + passwords to me and will receive funds. Honest.

< Is expecting a windfall soonish.

v If you keep playing with it it will fall off.

thekickingmule

^ Should send me his address, I'll send the Bailiff's round

< Is off to see his stupid car

v Gets horny at the sight of bees

bicyclepirate

^ buzz, buzz, buzz, i wonder why he does

< is actually more into wasps

v is into man honey

Richie63

^ No, I is into Women, Petal

< Wish people would stop calling me Honey

V Has sticky fingers from a honey pot

Anonymous

Omnomnom HONEY!

^ Don't care
< Bear
v Fair

FocusZing

^ Paddington has a fair sized man crush on me.

< Eating honey on toast with bacon.

v Has hives.

wordnumb

^ Can't spell hi viz.
< Be safe, be seen.
v Never been down with the scene.

Anonymous

^ Has been seen for the last time
< Is pulling the strings, behind the scenes
v is a scene kid emo

Muttly1981

^ Only pulls one thing
< wore skinny fit jeans today (not a look for me)
v spent the night dreaming of Josh and his lube

FocusZing

^ Used lube to squeeze his portly frame into "Clarkson" jeans to impress Josh.

< Would still look great wearing a bin bag and a copy of NOTW as a hat.

v Looks great in a divers suit at 20,000 Leagues.

Kaise

^ has melted away from wearing bin bag in a sauna

< cant be fecked with mondays

v has the longest anal beard on the forum!

thekickingmule

^ Likes to trim anal beards with his teeth

< Is off hunting for some soreen

v Is outside with the BBC people shouting, when they should STFU and do some work!

bicyclepirate

^ likes his loaf's malty

< thinks BBC is an innapropriate topic, even for cc

v should not be typing BBC into googles picture search

IcarusGreen

^ Killed this thread for over two weeks

< Doesn't get the BBC picture search thing

v really wanted to reply to bicyclepirates comment but didn't get it either

Dartster

^ Likes Cheese

<HATES Cheese

v Thinks ginger babies are cute.

Raymondavalon

^ Also likes midget porn

< Is too intelligent to use Microsoft Windows

v Will wake up with a boner and chase the cat armed with a lime