The ^<v game...

crazy88

^ will manage one tin of shandy before he's drunk too much

< will probably be rubbing one off, but not to emmerdale. The wife is out so the world is my oyster

v has the worst case of thrush the doctors have ever seen

FocusZing

^ Gawd I'm glad I ditched that Alex Reid.

< Hair, botox and a bloody book signing tomorrow.

v I've had you twice already, p1ss off!

Raymondavalon

^ wished he'd met me, never mind had me

< thinks Amy Lee looks like an Irish Traveler bint

v doesn't realise that both Yehaa and Sheepteeth are fictitious characters who escaped from a horror movie

projectsome

^ has been to Rhyl

< Started this over 600 days ago

v has allegedly been lambing on the M5

Muttly1981

^ Has too much time on his hands

< Hasn't been near the M5 but am checking Bike radar whilst in the pub

v would love a Babysham

Kaise

^ loves a sham full of babies

< heading out for a beer

v needs to MTFU and get on it this weekend

angry_bird

^ should be heading out for several beers not just one, bender

< has been lambing, fairly near the M5...

v smells of pickled onions

joshtp

^ IS a pickled onion

< Is super hungry

v Is a fatty

welshkev

^ is right

< has just fixed his brakes

v likes glee

Kaise

^ has grown a vagina

< is having beers at home

v Loves fridays!

joshtp

^ is 83 years old

< is eating pizza

v is pink

cat_with_no_tail

^ Needs the beers to forget about what his uncle did to him

< Does indeed love Friday. Got to get down on Friday
Everybody’s looking forward to the weekend, weekend

v Smells of cabbage

joshtp

^ is too late

< is awesome

v is gay

cat_with_no_tail

^ likes Boys

< likes girls

v Blows goats

dan shard

^ lies about his preferences

< agrees with the post above

v Is the next poster in this thread

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dan shard wrote:

^ lies about his preferences

< agrees with the post above

v Is the next poster in this thread

^ Blowed, BLOWED! Look I was young, naive and confused, you never saw it's eyes!

< I've matured now, tethered sheep are much prettier and more compliant.

v Look I'm down a batch, do you live near Wales?

Muttly1981

^ is too old to chase sheep in feilds

< Never lived in Wales but count sheep when in bed

v Loves a bit of cock on a friday night

El Capitano

^ Confuses cock with pies

< Wishes Mr Munday would stop riding

v Coulldn't pour p1ss out of a boot with instructions on the sole.

cat_with_no_tail

^ Needs to ride more

< Is watching Zombieland

v Is scared of ducks

Muttly1981

^ Has good taste in Movies

< Only likes duck with hoi sin sauce and pancakes

v Wishes they owned my bike

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Muttly1981 wrote:

^ Has good taste in Movies

< Only likes duck with hoi sin sauce and pancakes

v Wishes they owned my bike

^




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v

thekickingmule

^ Probably doesn't quite get this thread/has too much time on their hands

< Fecking hates hayfever

v Is going to PM me their bank details

Fully-sprung

↑ Thinks everyone is an idiot like him.

←Has just received his anti-theft dust caps for his bike a few days ago ;-)

↓ Has more than one bike.

DIESELDOG

^ Doesn't live up to their username

< Obviuosly does...

v failed the entrance exam for a job at McD

love n hugs

DD

cat_with_no_tail

^ Big Sticks

< No Mess Tins

v Sideways

Richie63

^ Couldn't get his bike sideways on an ice rink

< Now on a Dutch rig a few days earlier but Cherching

V Tried going Dutch once but couldn't get their finger out of a Dyke

projectsome

^ has done it with a dyke for a klondike bar...

< wonders if he still remembers how to ride a bike....

v has given someone a klondike bar...

cat_with_no_tail

^ Lime

< String

v Jar of liver

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Cat With No Tail wrote:

^ Lime

< String

v Jar of liver

^ Good idea.

< Ohhhwwww, Phefffff...Crickey!....Ummm, tastes nice too.

v Lost their testicles while allegedly "Sheep Herding".

Anonymous

^ Once got caught up in a terrible accident while dressed as a sheep.

< Is a little drunk, and very tired

v Can do origami with used toilet paper.