The ^<v game...

thekickingmule

^ Has a llama farm next to my walrus farm

< Saw Llama Karma Kafe when driving to Scotland and thought of ^

v likes to wee on children.

xstrathyx

^ is looking to be nuts deep in Mrs Bint (joking btw Miss bint)

< makes a point of weeing on children, in particular ginger ones (troubled upbringing)

v hasnt had the opportunity to come out of the cupboard yet, but this weekend might be time!

cat_with_no_tail

^ Thought this thread died

< Could never let this thread die

v blows goats

lawman

^ bums his mum

< has a feeling this thread is never going to die

v watches SuBo porn

El Capitano

^ is going to die before this thread does.

< is baffling the medical community.

v is wearing women's underwear.

homers_double

^ is deffinatly going to die before this thread does.

< is partway through buying stuff for a 24 hour bike race (whilst wearing womens underwear

\/ smells of cheese

stuart_c-2

^ Is the bike!! :shock:

< Had a cheese sandwhich for lunch

V Fancies Jessica Fletcher

biff55

^ does the housework in team lycra

< has no idea who jessica fletcher is

v has a bum-fluff collection.

psymon

^ hasnt had sex for a week

< hasnt had sex for 6 months!!!!!!!!

v hasnt had sex for a year

lawman

^ is gay

< is bored of revision

v is a virgin

BlackSpur

^ has a fit mum
< was a virgin until he just bent lawman's fit mum over her kitchen table
v has uncontrollable bowels

projectsome

^ rides a unicycle with no seat
< replied at 4am in the morning whlst eating toffee cheesecake
v likes to pretend they're a unicycle

El Capitano

^ Lives a double life, during the day a Princess, by night an Ogre.

< Is awesome, even if he only has one wheel.

v Still believes in Santa.

thekickingmule

^ Remembers Santa when he was a kid

< Doesn't see why he shouldn't believe in santa

v Wants to be Santa, but is too fat.

cat_with_no_tail

^ Is taking me to BikeRadar Live

< Is going to have an awesome time at Bikeradar live

v should go to Bikeradar live, but will probably end up sat at home, rubbing one out while watching fifi and the flowertots.

lawman

^ will get raped by andy tonight

< is going to bikeradar live for the whole weekend

v thinks david cameron is hot

xstrathyx

^ likes it in the erchie!

< is going to d-lock the chancellor.....wtf 20% VAT from 4 Jan 2011. Sort yer wig out ya tart!

v hasn't got a Barrs Irn bru what i am talking about

cat_with_no_tail

^ wont be able to afford the extra 2.5% needed to buy a new d-lock in January

< dosent understand all this plssing and moaning about a poxy 2.5% VAT increase which will only really have any noticable impact on high value luxury goods.

v Thinks a budget is a type of bird

thekickingmule

^ Is keeping me company on a long drive to kent

< loves his parents pet budget

v fancies his own mum

cat_with_no_tail

^ Better not try touching my knee on the long drive to kent, excusing himself with "sorry, missed the gearstick"

< That's right! I've heard the stories. My d-lock is coming in the car with me.

v Secret "High School Musical" Fan

Anonymous

^ is fourcrossjohnsmum/dad

< is mint

v is webbo.

biff55

^ is into adult nappy wearing

< is a qualified webbologist

v is a slack-jawed yokel

El Capitano

^ Should get of my porch before I gets ma gun...

< Isn't eating enough.

v Dreams of winning the quiddich world cup

cat_with_no_tail

^ Slowly wasting away

< Mmm, cheese and bacon quiddich

v Has a genuine human Ass hat

Thread8

^ spelt Quidditch wrong

<Needs to go for a ride soon

v Likes to pretend they are a banana with a hat on called howard

xstrathyx

^ thinks Harry Potter is smokin hot

< couldnt give a f*** about the tennis and them 2 playing for 10 days ***cough*** hours

v is pulling the end of it now while watching re-runs of Deal or no Deal

cat_with_no_tail

^ will not be going to wimbledon

< fap fap fap

v Has a thing for Elmo

biff55

^ urgently needs tissues

< would never violate little elmo

v is a emo

lawman

^ prefers doing bert instead of elmo

< is definitly not an emo

v would do sue barker

cat_with_no_tail

^ Would do Bob Barker

< Wants to be a Baker

v Merchant Banker