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  • DIESELDOG
    DIESELDOG Posts: 2,087
    ^ is half correct but it involves bar towels and shapes of the male anatomy.

    < can't walk terribly well atm

    v couldn't ride a donkey on Skegness beach

    Love n hugs

    DD
    Eagles may soar but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.

    www.onemanandhisbike.co.uk
  • blister pus
    blister pus Posts: 5,610
    ^ she should know, she who can't walk proper, she 'wore it out' last night

    < awesome dump, ready for out

    v still rolling about helpless in shit and piss stained sheets
  • thekickingmule
    thekickingmule Posts: 7,957
    ^ Should stop doin stuff in my bed before I get in!

    < Is still hungry

    v Has been laundering money for online gambling sites
    It takes as much courage to have tried and failed as it does to have tried and succeeded.
    Join us on UK-MTB we won't bite, but bring cake!
    Blender Cube AMS Pro
  • Fully-sprung
    Fully-sprung Posts: 670
    ↑ Should get something to eat instead of sitting in front of the computer.

    ← Is tired.

    ↓ Is also tired.
    "Youth's a mask, but it don't last
    live it long and live it fast."
    My dustcap topic:
    http://www.bikeradar.com/mtb/forum/view ... &highlight
  • thekickingmule
    thekickingmule Posts: 7,957
    ^ Is tired after n0bbing little boys all night

    < Is tired of ^

    v Wants to join in with ^ later on
    It takes as much courage to have tried and failed as it does to have tried and succeeded.
    Join us on UK-MTB we won't bite, but bring cake!
    Blender Cube AMS Pro
  • FocusZing
    FocusZing Posts: 4,373
    thekickingmule wrote:
    ^ Is tired after n0bbing little boys all night

    < Is tired of ^

    v Wants to join in with ^ later on

    ^ Loves his brother a bit too much.

    < Women are lucky God created a man as divine as me.

    v Doesn't support a football team, just Cristiano Ronaldo.
  • Richie63
    Richie63 Posts: 2,132
    ^ Women only say so to stop him crying

    < Women wear shades in the glare of my Awesomeness

    V checks spelling of Awesomeness and wishes they had some
    I'm going to blow the bank on a new build ( within reason ) NOW DONE!!
    http://i570.photobucket.com/albums/ss14 ... 010362.jpg
  • Kitty
    Kitty Posts: 2,844
    ^ Is 63 years old

    < Is bored.

    V Smells.
    Kitty's World
  • Fully-sprung
    Fully-sprung Posts: 670
    ↑ Should do more exiting stuff.

    ← Got covered in diesel at work today (so I smell of that now)

    ↓ Is reading this.
    "Youth's a mask, but it don't last
    live it long and live it fast."
    My dustcap topic:
    http://www.bikeradar.com/mtb/forum/view ... &highlight
  • Anonymous
    Anonymous Posts: 79,666
    ^ Predicted I'd write this

    < Is writing this

    v Will write something next.
  • joshtp
    joshtp Posts: 3,966
    ^is a red head, but is NOT hot... :?

    < is knackered from a dead good ride...

    v is a blond
    I like bikes and stuff
  • Fully-sprung
    Fully-sprung Posts: 670
    ↑ Can't predict hair colour.

    ← Has brown hair.

    ↓ Has hair.
    "Youth's a mask, but it don't last
    live it long and live it fast."
    My dustcap topic:
    http://www.bikeradar.com/mtb/forum/view ... &highlight
  • FocusZing
    FocusZing Posts: 4,373
    Fully-sprung wrote:
    ↑ Can't predict hair colour.

    ← Has brown hair.

    ↓ Has hair.


    ↑ On her flange

    ← Has a good full head of black hair, thank god!

    ↓ The collar doesn't match the cuffs.
  • angry_bird
    angry_bird Posts: 3,787
    ^ has erectile dysfunction

    < is very sleepy after playing bikes all day

    v is going to die in 7 days
    Angry Bird's offroad bikes
    Winter
    Racey
    Special Favourite

    If in doubt, blame Wiggle.
  • blister pus
    blister pus Posts: 5,610
    ^ sits there and pulls hairy ball bag over their head and puckers up to blow fart sounds

    < thinks ren and stimpy is art

    v has no reproductive organs and no orifices at all, belongs in a horror flick
  • El Capitano
    El Capitano Posts: 6,400
    ^ Knows too much...

    < hates the puncture fairy

    v is a fairy
    1 2 3 4 (Dead)5 6
  • FocusZing
    FocusZing Posts: 4,373
    El Capitano wrote:
    ^ Knows too much...

    < hates the puncture fairy

    v is a fairy

    ^ Pre-occupied with fairies (could be Kernel Gaddafi)

    < Trying to locate my Union jack pants.

    v Wearing a pair of Y-fronts on their head.
  • DIESELDOG
    DIESELDOG Posts: 2,087
    ^ incorrect. Commando is the way forward.

    < Still having a giggle...

    v Still blames Wiggle for the lack of Haribo


    Love n hugs

    DD
    Eagles may soar but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.

    www.onemanandhisbike.co.uk
  • nicklouse
    nicklouse Posts: 50,673
    ^ is a Red head.

    < is mad.

    v has no idea.
    "Do not follow where the path may lead, Go instead where there is no path, and Leave a Trail."
    Parktools :?:SheldonBrown
  • DIESELDOG
    DIESELDOG Posts: 2,087
    ^ Is wrong.

    < Is slighty more insane

    v eh? wot?

    love n hugs

    DD
    Eagles may soar but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.

    www.onemanandhisbike.co.uk
  • blister pus
    blister pus Posts: 5,610
    ^ can't handle an 18 multi pack of wotsits in one sitting

    < regularly does 18 multi pack of wotsits in one sitting but suffers from bright orange head afterwards

    v doesn't like wotsits, is actually not from earth
  • Anonymous
    Anonymous Posts: 79,666
    ^ Will receive orange head in a minute

    < Actually does like wotsits

    v Gets sexually aroused at the mere thought of fridge magnets.
  • angry_bird
    angry_bird Posts: 3,787
    ^ complete spazwangle

    < cheesed off right now

    v
    gollum.jpg
    v
    Angry Bird's offroad bikes
    Winter
    Racey
    Special Favourite

    If in doubt, blame Wiggle.
  • colt
    colt Posts: 173
    ^ likes posting pics of ex lovers

    < chillin with a bottle of red

    v finds the pic of Gollum strangely arousing
    Trek Fuel EX8 Rootbeer, mmm beer!
  • El Capitano
    El Capitano Posts: 6,400
    ^ is playing with Gollum's ring

    < Needs a shower

    v Has never used a shower or bath
    1 2 3 4 (Dead)5 6
  • angry_bird
    angry_bird Posts: 3,787
    ^ has been cycling extra far to try and win this endomondo challenge?

    < doesn't need to shower, I smell lovely

    v fingered sheepsteeth's mum
    Angry Bird's offroad bikes
    Winter
    Racey
    Special Favourite

    If in doubt, blame Wiggle.
  • projectsome
    projectsome Posts: 4,010
    ^ has a collection of old people's soiled underwear.

    < should be asleep

    v hermaphrodite midget
    FARKBOOK TWATTER Happiness is my fucking mood!
  • FocusZing
    FocusZing Posts: 4,373
    projectsome wrote:
    ^ has a collection of old people's soiled underwear.

    < should be asleep

    v hermaphrodite midget

    ^ The perverts up trying to source a hermaphrodite midget.

    < Found my Union Jack pants, going to wear them till Friday.

    v You shouldn't be ashamed of wearing incontinence pants.
  • Kaise
    Kaise Posts: 2,498
    ^ Soiled his union jack pants already

    < Is commando!

    v looks like they are wearing pants, but its just a mass of pubes
    :)Ragley Blue Pig
    :twisted: Spesh Demo 8 II
  • Richie63
    Richie63 Posts: 2,132
    ^ Oneday will find mothers' pube in back of their throat

    < Happy to be Me

    V Has a thing for Happy ( and upsets the other 6)
    I'm going to blow the bank on a new build ( within reason ) NOW DONE!!
    http://i570.photobucket.com/albums/ss14 ... 010362.jpg

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