The ^<v game...

Fully-sprung

↑ Didn't realise that he would say yes though.

← Had bacons today.

↓ Did not have bacons today.

Gazlar

^ by had bacons means he smashedthe back doors in of dj Richard Bacon and Actor Kevin Bacon

< doesn't care what the next person writes as I'm confident that anything derogatory said will just be a reflection of the jealousy my awesomeness causes

v is a huge fan of Terence Trent D'arby and once got him to sign his name accross their heart with an ultraviolet security pen like what it says in the song "sign your name accross my heart" (although the song makes no reference to the kind of pen used). Now when they visit a night club the autograph shows up under the lights, along with any dandruff they may have

FocusZing

Gazlar wrote:

^ by had bacons means he smashedthe back doors in of dj Richard Bacon and Actor Kevin Bacon

< doesn't care what the next person writes as I'm confident that anything derogatory said will just be a reflection of the jealousy my awesomeness causes

v is a huge fan of Terence Trent D'arby and once got him to sign his name accross their heart with an ultraviolet security pen like what it says in the song "sign your name accross my heart" (although the song makes no reference to the kind of pen used). Now when they visit a night club the autograph shows up under the lights, along with any dandruff they may have

^ Terence Trent D'arby! I just can't say anything rude back, where the hell is he?

< Spent the day cutting my Gramps hedge, how hardcore is that. Had a good ride to his house though in the glorious sun, drunk beer and rode home, Lots of tanning!

v Respects Mr D'arby too and wishes they had some cool dreadlocks.

projectsome

^ is wrong, already had cool dreadlocks among other hairstyles such as fro

< actually needs a haircut

v has been on several dates with a bearded lady

angry_bird

^ Is too obsessed with looks, FYI Sheepsteeth's mum is a lovely woman, you just need to see past the facial hair.

< regrets having my hair cut

v makes Dale Winton look straight...

FocusZing

^ Owww hello sweet cheeks!

< It's as tight as a mouses ear.

v Needs to put some bloody effort in when they clip in.

thekickingmule

^ Was stalking me cycling today! Perve

< Needs to buy new shorts

v Wants my old shorts because they like the smell of other people's ar$es.

Muttly1981

^ As long as it ain't the smell of spunk i'm fine with that

< Happy at watching us finally beat the Germans away

V Loves the feeling of sheeps wool while still attached to the animal

FocusZing

^ It helps to make your mothers $rse feel softer.

< Tranquil, watching a black bird nesting, whilst having a wholesome mug of tea.

v Viciously saving for a penis enlargement.

Clank

^ hoping my saving for his penis enlargement is successfull

< has sufficient penis size for most purposes, except say, satisfying Katie Price (man, that would be like throwing a hotdog down a hallway!)

v is wondering if it's called 'Loose Woman' because they've all had children

Kaise

^penis size is only sufficient for a borrower

<They are tight as tigers, well cougars anyway! (They'd definately be able to stop a pig in a ginnel)

vHas their eyes on someones mum for a bit of the bad stuff while the royal weddning is on

FocusZing

^ If she can do it whilst riding a bike I'm in.

< Flatulent it seems.

v Bangs on about eating Bacons but in reality they are a pig shagging/loving lefty (I'm not talking Cannondale).

FocusZing

<^v> Well somebody had to revive it, lazy p1ss stains.

< At peace listening to Orbital - Halcyon on and on.

v Waxing on and waxing off to karate kid.

projectsome

^ obviously finished playing with themselves to Susan Boyle's audition

< has come to the conclusion that a night of vodka etc followed by a morning on the bike is the worst idea he's had.

v has large posters of Darren Day on their ceiling

DIESELDOG

^ Can't handle the God that is V

< Daren Who? + Can.

v Is too sober to post anything other than sense.

Tadpole anyone?

Love n hugs n spitoons

DD

Muttly1981

^ Correct

< Am Sober as a judge, milk was a bad choice though

v Will be shaking hands with beef for the remainder of the night

Kaise

^ has been ham shanking all night

<Has been hamshanking most of the morning

v Tried to hamshank last night and failed due to bad p*rn and a lack of rythym

FocusZing

^ No! Your wrong there. I always manage to get some sap out of the old Redwood.

> Applying Seal & Heal Verruca gel to my thumb to remove a wart.

v Considerably better looking that you, even with my wart issue.

Raymondavalon

^ is a warthog

< is a legend

v has wet dreams involving two girls, one cup, an ice cream cone & headless barbie doll

projectsome

^ wish he'd recorded it.

< would like to see kelly brook and Marie Mccray in some girl on girl action

v has tried to create the one guy, one jar video...

Fully-sprung

↑ Has already attempted the 2 guys 1 car video.

← Recently got a new 360 slim.

↓ Is related to sheep.

DIESELDOG

^ Baaaaaahhh, + has lost the point of ^ < v

< Still lucid

v Still Lucifer on a Friday, in drag, but only on command.

Love n hugs

DD

Clank

^ has been spying on people. Again!

< has sore feet from those bloody heels, last Friday

v wishes they looked as good in 4", peep-toed pumps

FocusZing

^ I'm not ffing meat dressing Lady Gaga, I'm pure Miami swanking stud.

< Content and placid.

v Listen up numb nuts, masturbation is not a sport!

Muttly1981

^ Is flaccid not placid

< Masterbation may not be a sport but a self handjob is still a job

v would like to be part of a Fred Talbot/Dale Winton tag team

thekickingmule

^ Would get beaten up (or off!) by a Fred Talbot/Dale Winton tag team :P

< Needs to get out of this damn office

v Has stolen my minion for the day. You'd better return her 'unsoiled'! *shakes fist*

lawman

^ Likes to beat one off to dale winton

< also really needs to get out the office and down to the pub

V wants a foursome with the human centipede

projectsome

^ is correct, but only if it involved hot females

< needs to add bacon to the weekend shopping list.

v has a secondhand meat dress

Clank

^ has recently sold a second hand meat dress on ebay

< regrets using ebay when 'under the influence'

v Only fancied Lady Gaga until they learnt she wasn't a ladyboy

Thewaylander

^ Accidentally sold his Virginity on E-bay.

< wishes he hadn't farted in the print veiw when his lady team mate followed him in.

v doesn't like bacon.. Wierd person...