The ^<v game...

projectsome

^wipes it in the curtain

< was indeed feeling emo until he got his phone back.

v has a tattoo of tickle me elmo on his penis/her left breast.

El Capitano

^ Should stop looking in the showers

< Loves Sesamie Street

v Needs cosmetic surgery

blister pus

^ eyes too close together, nose and lips all jumbled up, so should know

< had penis reduction cosmetic surgery now back down to regular 11"

v has an inny

Matt the Tester

^ stalker?

< doing 120 mile ride next month

v is faster then you

Anonymous

^agreed

<is mint

v is minty

xstrathyx

^ uber webbo

< minted

v secretly wishes he could be straight

IcarusGreen

^ minted for bad breath

< doesn't believe in genies

v wants to live in a lamp

angry_bird

^ evidently hasn't watched aladdin, it definately proved genies are real

< is in a funny mood after his grandad died (sorry to anyone i insult in the next few days)

v has considered D locking someone in the past week

asdfhjkl

^ has just been D-locked by yours truly

< is eating a pineapple

v spends too much time with sheep

woodnut

^ Is married to one of the "Lilt ladies"
< Shouting "come by" at my collie, shep
v Not allowed to use powertools

projectsome

^ jacked off next to his collie

< actually knows the lilt ladies as they uised to live down the road but doesn't remember getting a wedding invite :shock:

v knows roger miller

Mr Wu

^ Actually is a lilt lady

< is back!

v once rubbed one off thinking about James Corden

IcarusGreen

^ Has now had spelling lessons

< took a real long time to find an owl but now has a Barn Owl

v is happy this thread has been resurrected

hbrashaw

^ has a barn owl
<doesn't remember this thread before it was resurrected
v licks his feet

woodnut

^ is a mere few days old!
<has just brushed his tongue
v was recently arrested in a beer garden, stripped from the waist down shouting "anyone wanna reverse on to THIS"

hbrashaw

^ strangley knows my age and recent activity
< is a little freaked out
v is wondering why he brushed his tongue

xstrathyx

^ thinks it is socially acceptable to sniff his seat in public

< is looking forward to going down to Dochgarroch tonight on the bike with his mate

v reallty should come out of the closet, its THAT obvious!

El Capitano

^ Is confusing me with Andy...

< Secretly wishes to be Andy.

v Dresses up as Andy on weekends.

cat_with_no_tail

^ Invincible

< It was ONE BLOODY TIME, and I already told you, it was supposed to be Bo Peep

v Invisible

xstrathyx

^ knew deep down he couldnt resist adding a comment

< wishes he was fooking invisible

v loves the feel of his mankini on his HT seat

psymon

^ Likes the smell of a mankinied seat :oops:

< Has a 6 pack of Corona in the fridge

v is scared of getting both wheels off the ground :!:

projectsome

^ likes road wheels on his bum
< is posting this from his mobile
V isn't posting from a mobile

thekickingmule

^ Is actually right!
< Is posting from the comfort of the dining room
v Is posting from the uncomfortness of the toilet, with a burning ring

cat_with_no_tail

^ Go make me a sandwich beeyatch

< 12mins away from 9hrs overtime completed today (of which I've actually been working for about 25mins)

v Former member of East 17

lawman

^ looking forward to a trip to bolton

< has no idea who east 17 are

v bonks his dog

xstrathyx

^ likes to be buggered

< is watching the darts on HD

v will be knocking one out shortly watching the freeview 10mins of pron after midnight

Anonymous

^ clearly doesnt know my balls are empty tonight

< has empty balls

v has an empty ball bag

thekickingmule

^ Emptied his balls over some sheep

< Has an empty marble bag after losing them

v Better give me my marbles back or I'll come round with some out of date jaffa cakes! :twisted:

Gazlar

^thats where my Jaffa Cakes went

< is hungry for jaffa cakes now

v Should pop round with some jaffa cakes for me

xstrathyx

^ has a sexual fetish for jaffa cakes

< could murder a sleeve of jaffa cakes

v is a palin old jaffa