The ^<v game...

DIESELDOG

^ love n hugs nuff said

< in her second home atm

v lives in a wheellie bin on a good day

Love n hugs

DD

Kaise

^ has been AWOL most of the day

< this wheelie bin is like a tardis

v is going to help me move house!

Fully-sprung

kaiser83 wrote:

v is going to help me move house!

Yeah I'll help, but I'm only moving it on to the path so the bin men can collect it.

↑ Is moving to the landfill in the morning.

← Is alien.

↓ Has written a post in this thread.

El Capitano

^ Has 3 heads

< is very, very tired

v should make me a coffee and bacon sandwich

nicklouse

^ is dreaming.

< needs a Bath.

v will smell.

DIESELDOG

^ after this last week is probably correct

< will get a shower tomorrow morning...

v may have dark hair but I bet it's dyed.

Love n hugs

DD

Kaise

^ is mystic meg

< needs the numbers for the this weeks lottery

v needs to MTFU

FocusZing

kaiser83 wrote:

^ is mystic meg

< needs the numbers for the this weeks lottery

v needs to MTFU

^ That's not what your Mother and Sister said.

< This whole pant thing wasn't a good idea.

v You WILL ride your MTB in the glorious sun tomorrow.

thepha5e

^ Is excellent at predicting things
< tommorow, will ride over the ominously named 'coffin trail' in the lake district, from eskdale to wasdale, and the forecast's all sun
v is using a phone/ipod/tablet to browse bikeradar

FocusZing

thepha5e wrote:

^ Is excellent at predicting things
< tommorow, will ride over the ominously named 'coffin trail' in the lake district, from eskdale to wasdale, and the forecast's all sun
v is using a phone/ipod/tablet to browse bikeradar

^ Now that's the kind of sh1t, I'M TALKIN ABOUT!
< At a flippin laptop, with ripening Union Jack pants on.
v Brings a new meaning to "mounting a bike"!

Beardface

^ - Has worm aids.

< - Caught worm aids by mounting his bike incorrectly.

v - Has found a cure for worm aids, but won't share it. Damn you, why!?

Fully-sprung

Stav wrote:

why!?

Because the resources used in the manufacture of the cure would incapacitate the average human being, and if they were used for every case in the UK alone would run out in less than 18 months. Does that explain?

↑ Wants me to give him the cure.

← Wont give him the cure.

↓ Does not want the cure, and actually enjoys having worm aids.

blister pus

^ is so ghey, keeps slipping off the seat it's sat on

< is grouchy from sun

v saving hard for penis extension to get them to a 4 inch stiffy

Fully-sprung

↑ Needs a microscope to see his penis.

← Is typing this.

↓ Is reading this.

Richie63

^ Believes any old sh1t

< Oh how we laughed

V Lurking about ready to ponce

FocusZing

Richie63 wrote:

^ Believes any old sh1t

< Oh how we laughed

V Lurking about ready to ponce

^ Just god damn jealous of my Miami Vice style and bitchin good looks.

< Enjoying the warm evening, but the UJ pants are starting to get itchy.

v Likes it in CrudCatcher because it's a laugh, but really is a waxed legs roadie.

angry_bird

^ Will end up in a ditch with his head backwards if he keeps calling people roadies

< bacon time.

v Here you go

FocusZing

^ Watches "Scarface" too much.

< Pungent.

v Congratulations on the operation! There no point living a lie.

Gazlar

^ Inspired me to have the op after being impressed by the quality of his mahoosive norks

< doesn't want to go home today

v was once mistaken for Sandi Toksvik by comedian Tony Slattery, whilst tucking into a nice Hunters Chicken at the "Ballot Box" pub and wacky warehouse in greenford. You found the meal acceptable, if a little bland and generic, but were impressed by the selection and price of the wine list, from which you selected a lovely sweet Gewurtztraminer

Rushmore

^ Doesn't want to go home today because of "Uncle Bad Touch"

< Doesn't want to go to work this afternoon

v finds when animals "do it" it is strangely erotic to him..

projectsome

^ has a dog mascot costume to go dogging with at his local park

< has 11 days off work thanks to some bird called Kate.

v likes being entered into every orifice by butch ginger men until seed is spilt

Clank

^ would like to be ginger

< was wondering what the dripping was

v considers 'Little Britain' a documentary

Kaise

^ get moist for gingers

< hails from glossop, derbyshiiiiiiieeerrr where little britain is just a synopsis rather than a documentary

v is far too well acquinted with sheep for a normal person

Clank

^ has the right answer

< is wondering what to buy a sheep for it's birthday. Something romantic, but not too girly, you know, I mean, she's easy but not slutty, if that makes sense

v is now wondering just what kind of sheep are out there and do they have sisters

colt

^ Has just brought these for 'Wooly'

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/NEW-PINK-SHEEP-FL ... 27b8214352

< Has got to go to work tomorrow

v Couldn't ride a hobby horse

Muttly1981

^ Is right that's why i'm injured (again)

< Going clearing some shrubbery tomorrow and dig some new lines

v finds Stacie Soloman intelligent

ollie_lucas1985

^ smells a tad wiffy in the sun

< really needs to learn how to ride a bike

v has proberbly been for a shit today and "wafted" to smell his results..

Muttly1981

^ is wrong no ride but a good waft after work

< Is £650 richer today, who knew breaking up could be so rewarding :-) (what can i waste it on now)

V is bottom pals with Louie Spence

thekickingmule

^ is sharing his money with me. Cheers!

< Needs to learn how to say no

v needs a hobby to stop all the ham shanking

FocusZing

^ This site might give you some encouragement to say no

< I caught myself in the reflection of a window today, I had a job to tear myself away. UJP's washed back on.

v Phoned up Sebastian Coe to find out if they could compete at ham shanking in 2012.