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  • IcarusGreen
    IcarusGreen Posts: 1,486
    ^ plays too much Lego Harry Potter

    < is doing his best to stop being a jaffa

    v loves orange
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  • xstrathyx
    xstrathyx Posts: 1,104
    ^ is going to be removed from my PS3 friends list (joking)

    < is trying his heart out to find somewhere that is showing the Braga vs Celtic game tonight

    v wants to hump anne widdicombe
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  • thekickingmule
    thekickingmule Posts: 7,957
    ^ Wants to hump everyone involved in the Braga Vs Celtic game tonght

    < Will hump pretty much anything at the moment

    v Got humped by a badger at the weekend
    It takes as much courage to have tried and failed as it does to have tried and succeeded.
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  • Andy
    Andy Posts: 8,207
    ^ Desperate

    < didn't realise badgers were that big :shock:

    v Sleeps with tramps then steals their clothes
  • joshtp
    joshtp Posts: 3,966
    ^ Has an unnatural obsesion with pink
    < is pretty knakered
    v is 7ft tall and has ginger hair
    I like bikes and stuff
  • Anonymous
    Anonymous Posts: 79,667
    Likes to Wank

    Is cool

    Still wears nappies
  • welshkev
    welshkev Posts: 9,690
    ^ doesn't know where the ^ < v symbols are

    < is maybe going to hospital later to get my ribs looked at

    v is going out tonight to pull a granny
  • thekickingmule
    thekickingmule Posts: 7,957
    ^ Really shouldn't go round hospitals flashing his chest at grannies shoutin 'Look at these!'

    < Is actually off to Ikea, I think Grannies are allergic to Swedish stuff

    v Is going to be generous and buy me some Five Finger KSO's. Thanks :D
    It takes as much courage to have tried and failed as it does to have tried and succeeded.
    Join us on UK-MTB we won't bite, but bring cake!
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  • IcarusGreen
    IcarusGreen Posts: 1,486
    ^ can bog off and buy their own

    < Has Vibram fivefinger KSO's and brought them to the attention of the crudites IMG_0755.jpg

    v has 6 toes on each foot so can't wear fivefingers
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  • Mr Wu
    Mr Wu Posts: 1,238
    ^ looks like a gimp with a chimps feet

    < isn't into double fisting one bit

    v has tried to fit his c0ck down his seat tube and didn't even touch the sides
    My Girlfriend...

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  • xstrathyx
    xstrathyx Posts: 1,104
    ^ once rimmed his mother

    < has missed Mr Wu's superb comments

    v dreams of double fisting his cat!
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  • joshtp
    joshtp Posts: 3,966
    ^ hasent actually got a bike, just pretends

    < Hasent got a cat

    v is the 3rd cousin of the prince of Montenegro
    I like bikes and stuff
  • xstrathyx
    xstrathyx Posts: 1,104
    ^ needs to learn to spell (hasn't - note spelling)

    < has a bike, and is out on it tonight around inverness (whoop whoop)

    v is secretly a roadie
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  • psymon
    psymon Posts: 1,562
    ^ looks like his avatar

    < wishes he was his avatar

    v has a super gay avatar
    FAST

    FASTER
  • IcarusGreen
    IcarusGreen Posts: 1,486
    ^ wants to be a number (not an awesome on a motorcycle)

    < Is awesome on a motorcycle and spends a fortune on knee sliders
    (but not a patch on Rossi)

    v Is scared of high revs
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  • Anonymous
    Anonymous Posts: 79,667
    ^ spends a fortune on knee sliders due to them getting worn down whilst on his knees sucking men off

    < wouldnt ever suck a penis

    v is the same as ^
  • xstrathyx
    xstrathyx Posts: 1,104
    ^ wishes he could fist Curly on Coronation Street (yeah thats the last time i watched such pash)

    < would never ever suck another mans boabie

    v loves to sniff Subos gusset!
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  • cat_with_no_tail
    cat_with_no_tail Posts: 12,981
    ^ No longer posts here

    < Brings threads back from the dead

    v Wears a merkin
    "Avan-TT"
    F*cking Fast 29er
    Rapid Rose Roady
    Bionicon Beast
    Rockhopper Communter
  • lawman
    lawman Posts: 6,868
    ^ forum legend for bringing back thread epicness

    < can't stop looking at the pub across the road, wishing he was sat in there having a pint

    v is neither a forum legend nor of legal drinking age
  • DIESELDOG
    DIESELDOG Posts: 2,087
    ^ Is correct on one point

    < Is slightly derranged

    v eats baby squirrels by the bucket load

    LNH

    DD
    Eagles may soar but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.

    www.onemanandhisbike.co.uk
  • blister pus
    blister pus Posts: 5,780
    ^ really does have an inny

    < does not have an inny

    V actually is a inny
  • crazy88
    crazy88 Posts: 560
    ^ Is actually dead (or rather his avatar is)

    < Is viewing this thread for the first time, and laughing rather hard

    v shaves their legs despite being a mtb'er and supposedly hardcore.
    Out with the old, in with the new here.
  • projectsome
    projectsome Posts: 4,478
    ^ has rubbed one out several times to sheepsteeths mum

    <has been on the same bridge as Pollyanna Woodward (Not at the same time)

    v once turned up to work in a gimp suit
    FARKBOOK TWATTER Happiness is my fucking mood!
  • Raymondavalon
    Raymondavalon Posts: 5,346
    edited April 2011
    ^ Wannabe transvestite stripper

    < Forgot how great this Thread was

    v Removes their pubic hairs with molegrips
    The Bouncer
    The Shaker
  • Kaise
    Kaise Posts: 2,498
    ^ Cant grow a beard

    < Has a beard

    v has an anal beard
    :)Ragley Blue Pig
    :twisted: Spesh Demo 8 II
  • crazy88
    crazy88 Posts: 560
    ^ was caught trying to see my anal beard

    < actually shaved it off last night

    v bought the hairs off me for £10 for his own chest to look more manly
    Out with the old, in with the new here.
  • FocusZing
    FocusZing Posts: 4,373
    ^ Now she's called cassie88.

    < Extremely good looking and hung like a championship race horse.

    v rides a pink pimple bike with purple tassels.
  • Kaise
    Kaise Posts: 2,498
    ^ a championship race horse in a body bag after the grand national

    < winner of the grand national

    v old nag ready for the glue factory
    :)Ragley Blue Pig
    :twisted: Spesh Demo 8 II
  • *AL*
    *AL* Posts: 1,185
    ^ Is certainly a jockey of some sorts..........

    < Is tickled up a$$ because he picked up his new bike today.

    v Shields their little fella with 4 fingers in a public loo, but sadly pi$$es over 3 of them.
  • Muttly1981
    Muttly1981 Posts: 815
    ^ It was cold in those tolilets wasn't it

    < No work tomorrow so thinking alcohol is in order

    v Will be sat rubbing one off to Emerdale very shortly
    What if your dreams and fears existed in the same place? What if to get to heaven, you had to brave hell? What if everything you've ever wanted cost you everything you've ever achieved? Would you still go there?

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