The ^<v game...

IcarusGreen

^ plays too much Lego Harry Potter

< is doing his best to stop being a jaffa

v loves orange

xstrathyx

^ is going to be removed from my PS3 friends list (joking)

< is trying his heart out to find somewhere that is showing the Braga vs Celtic game tonight

v wants to hump anne widdicombe

thekickingmule

^ Wants to hump everyone involved in the Braga Vs Celtic game tonght

< Will hump pretty much anything at the moment

v Got humped by a badger at the weekend

Andy

^ Desperate

< didn't realise badgers were that big :shock:

v Sleeps with tramps then steals their clothes

joshtp

^ Has an unnatural obsesion with pink
< is pretty knakered
v is 7ft tall and has ginger hair

Anonymous

Likes to Wank

Is cool

Still wears nappies

welshkev

^ doesn't know where the ^ < v symbols are

< is maybe going to hospital later to get my ribs looked at

v is going out tonight to pull a granny

thekickingmule

^ Really shouldn't go round hospitals flashing his chest at grannies shoutin 'Look at these!'

< Is actually off to Ikea, I think Grannies are allergic to Swedish stuff

v Is going to be generous and buy me some Five Finger KSO's. Thanks

IcarusGreen

^ can bog off and buy their own

< Has Vibram fivefinger KSO's and brought them to the attention of the crudites

v has 6 toes on each foot so can't wear fivefingers

Mr Wu

^ looks like a gimp with a chimps feet

< isn't into double fisting one bit

v has tried to fit his c0ck down his seat tube and didn't even touch the sides

xstrathyx

^ once rimmed his mother

< has missed Mr Wu's superb comments

v dreams of double fisting his cat!

joshtp

^ hasent actually got a bike, just pretends

< Hasent got a cat

v is the 3rd cousin of the prince of Montenegro

xstrathyx

^ needs to learn to spell (hasn't - note spelling)

< has a bike, and is out on it tonight around inverness (whoop whoop)

v is secretly a roadie

psymon

^ looks like his avatar

< wishes he was his avatar

v has a super gay avatar

IcarusGreen

^ wants to be a number (not an awesome on a motorcycle)

< Is awesome on a motorcycle and spends a fortune on knee sliders
(but not a patch on Rossi)

v Is scared of high revs

Anonymous

^ spends a fortune on knee sliders due to them getting worn down whilst on his knees sucking men off

< wouldnt ever suck a penis

v is the same as ^

xstrathyx

^ wishes he could fist Curly on Coronation Street (yeah thats the last time i watched such pash)

< would never ever suck another mans boabie

v loves to sniff Subos gusset!

cat_with_no_tail

^ No longer posts here

< Brings threads back from the dead

v Wears a merkin

lawman

^ forum legend for bringing back thread epicness

< can't stop looking at the pub across the road, wishing he was sat in there having a pint

v is neither a forum legend nor of legal drinking age

DIESELDOG

^ Is correct on one point

< Is slightly derranged

v eats baby squirrels by the bucket load

LNH

DD

blister pus

^ really does have an inny

< does not have an inny

V actually is a inny

crazy88

^ Is actually dead (or rather his avatar is)

< Is viewing this thread for the first time, and laughing rather hard

v shaves their legs despite being a mtb'er and supposedly hardcore.

projectsome

^ has rubbed one out several times to sheepsteeths mum

<has been on the same bridge as Pollyanna Woodward (Not at the same time)

v once turned up to work in a gimp suit

Raymondavalon

^ Wannabe transvestite stripper

< Forgot how great this Thread was

v Removes their pubic hairs with molegrips

Kaise

^ Cant grow a beard

< Has a beard

v has an anal beard

crazy88

^ was caught trying to see my anal beard

< actually shaved it off last night

v bought the hairs off me for £10 for his own chest to look more manly

FocusZing

^ Now she's called cassie88.

< Extremely good looking and hung like a championship race horse.

v rides a pink pimple bike with purple tassels.

Kaise

^ a championship race horse in a body bag after the grand national

< winner of the grand national

v old nag ready for the glue factory

*AL*

^ Is certainly a jockey of some sorts..........

< Is tickled up a$$ because he picked up his new bike today.

v Shields their little fella with 4 fingers in a public loo, but sadly pi$$es over 3 of them.

Muttly1981

^ It was cold in those tolilets wasn't it

< No work tomorrow so thinking alcohol is in order

v Will be sat rubbing one off to Emerdale very shortly