The ^<v game...

lawman

^ his wife is a goat :P

< is going to get absolutley wasted tonite

v has a shrine to susan boyle that he masterbates over

Mr Wu

^ has a shrine to dale winton that he and his dad mutually masterbate over

< has just finished work and is off to bed

v has downs

cat_with_no_tail

^ In bed spankin' the monkey over pics of Maggie Thatcher

< Has more ups than downs

v stars in bestiality films, known as "the chicken man"

OH NO Dan

Once played hopscotch.

Dislikes carrots very much.

Gave Gary Glitter a hand job.

Mr Wu

^ Also has downs and an inability to follow simple procedure like placing arrows where needed, dare I say that all the above statements are more than likely confessions and apply soley to the above poster

< wanted to go to neverland to get touched up for a few million

v likes to give his wife/g.friend the devils handshake.... Two in the goo, one in the poo

xstrathyx

^ likes to be touched up, but not for a few million £. more like by a few million folk

< is slowly losing the will to live, 4.5 days till my summer hols. hurry the fock up!

v was once caught cracking off a cheeky one while watching angela lansbury in murder she wrote!

jadeweed

^ Is going to have a holiday from hell when he realises he is in the next room to an old ugly sexed up screaming couple all week

< It was actually a cheeky girl, not a cheeky one

v Is spanking the monkey in rhythm to Abba's "Waterloo" whilst looking at pictures of Benny and Bjorn in tight pants

big-hitter

^ has a strange absession with both abba and the cheeky girls

< HELL FREAKING YER IM SPANKING THAT MONKEY!!!

v secretly want to join me!

xstrathyx

^ will generate enough energy to light austria if he keeps w*nking with such vigour

< 2 days till holidays (whoop whoop)

v secretly wants beth ditto to sit on his face

snotty badger

^ Wears a skirt

< Has snorkle at the ready baby!

v needs TP for his bumhole.

snotty badger

^ Is a double posting monkey

< is a double posting monkey

v also needs TP for his bumhole.

cat_with_no_tail

^ Double posting Badger

< Single posting Cat

v Swamp Donkey

fred1star

^ has been been spending far too much time on photo challenge

< will be spending more time on photo challenge

v is beth dito

jamazin

Likes dogs

<Couldnt find the up arrow key

v Should be at work but is on bikeradar instead

blister pus

^ entire head looks like one of Beth's nipples

< is urging the sun to try a little harder to burn the horrid cloud off

v had to give head to the boss a half hour ago.

jamazin

^Knows that hes jealous

<have now found the up arrow key

vWould give anything to go out with me

fred1star

^ fancies herself just that bit too much.

< fred is not just a dog

v wants to naked mud fight with beth ditto (if so can I watch?)

cat_with_no_tail

^ wants to buy my bike

< wants to sell my bike

v wants to buy me a new bike

blister pus

^ will buy a new dress to better the one he's wearing now

< bloody sun's been defeated

v can have a dress too to match their old one

jamazin

^likes dresses a bit too much

<is a lad not a woman fred1star and is not gay. What i said was a joke. Im a Totally straight guy

vfancies hazel blears

big-hitter

^ is home-phobic
< cant spellz
v can spellz

lawman

^ is right about the spelling

< is thinkin of ways of ways to find the money for a zesty :?

v is a lesbian

Anonymous

^ wants about a thousands bikes
<has enough bikes -1
v wonders if lawman is actually going to buy a bike or just keep starting threads about it

lawman

ill get there eventually sheep :P and i only want one

^ has too much money to spend on bikes

< wants some beerr and a party

v has beer and lots of it

jamazin

^ is right about sheep

< Is happy with his new wheel

v Needs to get out more

Steve_F

^ has more money than me

< doesn't have enough money to get out more

v wants to give me money to get out more

projectsome

^ Wants to aquire a Scott Spark 10 and sell it for £300
< would buy said bike for £300
v tried to ride a penny farthing backward after watching the gadget show

jamazin

^ watches the gadget show

< Had a great day at delamere

v is a roadie

Whytepeak

^ went to delamere, avec moi

< is a roadie from time to time, but can jump too

v watches East Enders all the time

jamazin

^ Is a big corrie fan

<Hates eastenders

v Fancies him/herself