The ^<v game...

lawman

^ cant dh to save his life

< wants a zesty 514 nowwww

v wants to lend me £2000

cat_with_no_tail

^ going to send me his bank account details, complete with mothers maiden name and last 3 digits on back of card, as well as a copy of passport so I can lend him £2k

< Lives in Nigeria, just saying.

v Is the daughter of the finance minister of Nigeria who tragically died in a freak elephant accident last year, leaving a sum of $20,000,000,000,000 which needs to be moved out of the country. Will give you 40% for your investment adivce.

Hercule Q

^ has to carve a commadore 64 out of wood

< wants loads of 80's memmorabillia carved out of wood

v doesn't actually ride a bike

IcarusGreen

^ Thats fighting talk.

< rides a mountainbike, a road bike and a motorbike. BRING IT ON!

v Can't fight

lawman

^ would lose a fight to the gingerbread man

< has knocked out several people in the past :twisted:

v couldnt knock out a snail

IcarusGreen

^ couldn't knock out a wank

< is a gingerbread man

v wishes they were ginger too

Hercule Q

^ not the gumdrop buttons!

< has a ginger girlfriend

v is scared of ginger people

cat_with_no_tail

^ Has good taste in burds and watches Shrek

< Has a Ginger wife and 2 ginger kids, beware the "ginger gene"!

v Known as "blossom" amongst the local clowns

MacAndCheese

^ Likes to dress up as 'Blossom' at the weekends

< also has a ginger girlfriend, but will not procreate for fear of the ginger gene.

v Loves Countdown

cat_with_no_tail

^ Fails to appreciate the finer points of countdown!

< Damn skippy I love countdown! Have you watched it lately? :shock:

v Thinks Jeff Stelling is the sexiest thing about countdown

xstrathyx

^ thinks Giles Bradreth is fit

< would smash the girlie who does the board in countdown, a remarkable upgrade on Carol Vorderman

v misses Des Lynam doing countdown!

cat_with_no_tail

^ Forgot about this thread

< Resurrected this thread

v Will continue this thread

xstrathyx

^ thinks he likes the thread almost as much as me

< is glad CWNT looked this bad boy up

v is regularly found sticking his "cough" in bike frames!

Hercule Q

^once goy his "cough" caught in a bike frame

<is still in bed

vwill bring me toast

Richie63

^ you're toast boyo

< toast and Marmite YUM YUM

v still has a need for stabilizers

MacAndCheese

^ Is a Marmite miner

< wants toast and Golden Syrup YUM YUM

v can't even make toast

cat_with_no_tail

^ cant afford the golden surup or the bread needed for toast and golden syrup.

< Dosent need to know how to make toast, that's why I got married

v loves eating chocolate from the rusty starfish

xstrathyx

^ lives for golden showers

< looking forward to a quiet night in with the missus chillin

v regularly jots down dates in his diary for all imminent russian circuit visits.

cat_with_no_tail

^ Sleeps with a teddybear called Bo-bo

< Determined to keep this thread alive

v Likes to touch himself in publc places

lawman

^ has touched his mum in public places

< is dying

v has touched margret thatcher

xstrathyx

^ likes to touch his sister

< wishes it was hometime

v regularly visits russian circus shows in the vein hope he can be one of the clown's b*tches!

xstrathyx

^ is a fud

< feels like this thread should not disappear into obscurity

v once had a fling with a midget who was russian clown in a circus, whose name was blossom

fourcrossjohn

^ made up the blossom story
<needs to stop osting
v loves me

xstrathyx

^ would blow himself if he could. Hangon he masterbates for England already

< looking forward to the weekend and relaxing

v likes boys and their toys

cat_with_no_tail

^ Misses posting in proper threads

< Resurrects dead threads

v Has sex with dead animals

whyamihere

^ Is a very wise man, how did you possibly know?
< Is getting cabin fever from lack of riding for more than 15 minutes at a time
v Is going to suggest that riding in snow is fun

El Capitano

^is right about me.

< Rides in the snow.

v Scares old ladies.

projectsome

^ is wanted by old men

<takes old ladies daughters home

v likes sniffing them

compo

^ is quite peverted
< has a sensitive nose
v has similar fantasies

Barrie_G

^ thinks other people smell

< needs a shower

v wants a life