The ^<v game...

lawman

^ thinks hitler is a god

< needs a job

v has a job that pays too well

snotty badger

^ Is picky when it comes to jobs!

< Wishes my job too well

v Is getting a bit boozy

Richie63

^ Getting a bit from the milkman

< always gets it in the neck from the missus especially now she found out I bought another bike

V couldn't get it even by putting themselves on ebay

jamazin

^Found his wife on ebay

<Is ready for college on monday

v has too many bikes

lawman

^ found his bike on ebay

< only has one ike but like another

v doesnt have to go college

jamazin

^has to go to college

< Actually does have to go to college

v Probably has to go to college

lawman

^ loves college

< doesnt have to go college till thursday

v bought susan boyle's virginity on ebay

jamazin

^Bought susans boyles virginity off me.

< Is not looking forward to college

v Is probably lawman

xstrathyx

^ is a tax dodger

< feels like pooh today, all lethargic!!!!!!! (might need to go home)

v sniffs susan boyle's undercrackers that he bought off eBay

Fully

^ Is annoyed that he got outbid on Susan Boyles pants

< Is wearing an S10 respirator while sniffing Susan Boyles pants

v Wants to borrow my S10 respirator for some 'unspecified activities'

lawman

^ is a tad perverted

< cant stop laughing at ^

v wants to borrow the respirator

thekickingmule

^ Thanks for selling me the knickers, I need a refund though

< Loves the fig rolls he has

v Watches his Mum in the shower

Gazlar

^ 's Mum looks fantastic in the shower
<Doesn't look anywhere near as good in the shower
v hopefully looks, or has a sister/daughter/wife that looks as good showering as ^'s mum (pictoral proof can be sent to me in a pm )

lawman

^ has a milf fetish

< is not likng the final day of his holiday

v is at work and not enjoying anything

Gazlar

^ Didn't answer my final point lol
< Is still waiting for my pictoral evidence
v should back me up and persuade ^ to comply lol

lawman

^ is sick :P

< has a small brother if ^ is interested

V is ^

projectsome

^ has a incest fetish

<is a brother but not your brother

v likes having bikes parked between their legs :roll:

lawman

^ currently has a bike parked between his legs

< doesnt have bike between his legs

v would like ^'s mum between his legs

jamazin

^has a fetish of legs

< Has noticed susan boyle comes up a lot here

v has a susan boyle fetish

xstrathyx

^ actively campaigns for man love!

< is in work wondering why Kenny Murder couldn't score against Holland lastnight.

v thinks the smoking hot bird he is dating is in fact anne widdicombe!

cat_with_no_tail

^ Wishes he could land a bird as hot as Anne Widdicombe

< Fancied reviving an old thread

v Necrophiliac!

thekickingmule

^ Fancied an old hag?

< Any lay is a lay

v Asks grannies for their number in Tesco

xstrathyx

^ would sh&g a hole in the ground, just for the crack!

<is glad this "bad boy thread" has resurfaced!

v reminisces about the day MJ took him to his Neverland ranch to see bubbles

Richie63

^ Loved blowing Bubbles .....and being blowed in return

< Just blown my rear tyre up after putting on a freah one

V Couldn't blow up a paper bag

MacAndCheese

^ Has to wear a paper bag

< Just received a text - 'N G A B' - that's bang out of order!

v Has a strange fascination with Guinea pigs

thekickingmule

^ Keeps showing me his guinea pigs :shock:

< Has heard the NGAB thing before but still doesn't get it :?

v Probably can't think of anything other than comment on my stupidity

lawman

^ is stupid

< is bloody tired

v is at work and is very bored

cat_with_no_tail

^ Is stupid

< Charging lights up for another awesome night ride tonight

v Was busted asking small children if they wanted to come to his van to see his puppies.

cat_with_no_tail

Curses

Hercule Q

^is the 'man in the van'

< can't wait for money and a dh bike

v once diluted a goldfish