The ^<v game...

TheRevOlutionary

^ Wear two pairs in the shower

< Two units of alcohol would floor me after 4years of nothing!

v Is wondering if gold and pink are 'OK' to pimp his bike with...

xstrathyx

^ is a heavy weight drinker.....beware!

< gold and pink are the in colours for frames this year and i won't hear otherwise. Hey Bruno do i look HOT in these hotpants!!!!!!!!

v has been known to appear in carparks for some "doggin" action!!!!

Fully

^ Is the happiest camper in cyber space

< Has an eye that makes me look like an extra off Deliverance with all the steroids that i'm currently on.

v Was told that he looked too authentic to be an extra off Deliverance (Nobody has that many toes)

cat_with_no_tail

^ Has now taken enough steroids to be considered a professional road cyclist

< Still waiting for a certain other forum members solicitors to contact him. Just a reminder.

v Was once caught rubbing one off in a public toilet in LA

xstrathyx

^ was caught filming me whacking off in a public toilet in LA

< really should stop whacking off in public

v dreams of whacking off, especially to pictures of Anne Widdicombe

blister pus

^ has stains of all shades all over him

< blown off the bike today. Fabulous.

V dispels more wind, hot air and gas than planet errff produces in a year.

TheRevOlutionary

^ Adreniline junkie gone wrong

< Is eagerly waiting for Saturday...wait im working then too! Errff

v Eats banana loaf and tomato sauce for Sunday lunch every week.

MarkEo

^ loves work a little too much
< a bit embarrassed about his tomanna loaf secret is out
v is gonna try tomanna loaf this sunday

blister pus

^ is escaped mental patient

< has no patience

v winkle fell off, is std outpatient

xstrathyx

^has the memory span of a retarded ferret!

<has had his "cough" penis reattached, after lornena bobbit lobbed it off!!!!

v regularly knocks one out watching jeremy kyle!!!!

MarkEo

^ is Jeremy Kyle
< has a secret crush
v chokes the worm whilst thinking about sheep

cat_with_no_tail

^ Has a secret crush on Gordon Brown

< Was almost run over this morning by some cunnnnnt in a silver range rover :evil:

v Better not have been driving a silver range rover in the Isle of Man this morning

xstrathyx

^ should really watch where he is going when i am out in the range rover!

< is f******* dying with this hayfever pish today....!!!!!!!

v has been known to bat for the darkside on occasion, bit like Duncan James apparently

Richie63

^ Is just plain batty boy

< loves to bowl a Maiden over

V Stumped to think of anything else apart from animal loving

TheRevOlutionary

^ Has strange cricket compulsion...animal lover? :shock: :?

< Has emoticon issues :roll:

v Whiles away his weekend with a copy of Fly Fishing by JR Hartley

snotty badger

^ His bike has a saddle like a razor blade.

< My name, oh yes.... J R Hartley

v Wants to play for Accrington Stanley

TheRevOlutionary

^ Likes making advert references

< Accrington Stanley...who are they?

v Likes to drink it in the Congo

cat_with_no_tail

^ Another fan of advert references

< Way down deep in the middle of the Congo, a hippo took an apricot, a
guava and a mango. He stuck it with the others, and he danced a dainty
tango.

The rhino said, "I know, we'll call it Um Bongo", Um Bongo, Um Bongo,
They drink it in the Congo.

The python picked the passion fruit, the marmoset the mandarin. The
parrot painted packets, that the whole caboodle landed in.

So when it comes to sun and fun and goodness in the jungle, They all
prefer the sunny funny one they call Um Bongo!

ohhhhhhhhhhh yes

v no gimmicks, no jokes and no penguins

XxxBFGxxX

^ is dancing to um bongo

< has no gimmicks, no jokes and defo dose not have a penguins

v is gay and proud

TheRevOlutionary

^ Doesn't know John Smith

< Has never worn GAP clothes

v For mash, get smash

jadeweed

^ Finds Miss Selfridge clothes fit better than Gap

< Has a macabre fascination with the spider post going on the forum but is freaked out with every picture

v is one of the two out of 10 cats who don't prefer whiskars

cat_with_no_tail

^ Knows his adverts

< hates Smash with a passion

v Knows who won when the red car and the blue car had a race.

XxxBFGxxX

^ could be right about whiskers

< prefers bald puss not bush

v dont know nothing

xstrathyx

^ last statement is bordering illegal

< score correction knows hee haw (which is less than nothing)

v wears his partners thongs every given opportunity imaginable!

jadeweed

^ Is watching me

< wonders whether anyone else took as long to find out where ^ < v were on the keyboard (doh :oops: )

v is a secret lemonade drinker

TheRevOlutionary

^ Is the only one to not know where ^ < v are!

< R-whites, r-whites in the fridge at home!

v Loves just one...

cat_with_no_tail

^ Possibly works in marketing? Or watches too much telly

< Must have more than 1 cornetto, I swear they are getting smaller (either that or I am getting fatter)

v refreshes the parts others fail to reach

TheRevOlutionary

^ A bit of both, you're bigger and they are smaller! Also misses the choc slab in mint feasts :? which have also got smaller!

< Used to like Strongbow a bit too much, but is older and wiser now... Telly takes up my time now!

v Rides up cobble hills on his bike

cat_with_no_tail

^ Not paying attention and missed the fact I was refering to Heineken and not strongbow. Although both are akin to Witch Pi55 anyway.

< had enough of adverts, wants to move onto old kids programmes instead

v Massive fan of "Button Moon"

jadeweed

^ Follows Mr. Spoon

< Wants to be a Thundercat

v Fancies Supergran