The ^<v game...

big-hitter

^ finds the eastenders storylines too complex to understand

<finds himself very very sexy :P

v is actualy dead

> is an advert!!!

jamazin

^ is mixed up

< Is totally alive

v should be in bed

big-hitter

^sould also be in bed
<cant sleep
v is probalby jamazin

jamazin

^ knows who it is

< should probably be in bed

v I probably big hitter

big-hitter

^ souldnt go to bed coz then i will have nobody to annoy :twisted:

< is defently not big-hitter

v is jamazin.

jamazin

^ should stop neing right

< is in bed and on annoying ipod

V should go to sleep

big-hitter

^cant resist postin after me

< will never sleep, sleep is for pussys

v will be someone apart from jamazin.

projectsome

^ is trying to build a bike out of a box of scraps like tony stark.

<spoiled ^ their fun.

v has 3 tongues.

IcarusGreen

^ is spoiled, spoilt and soiled

< can 'entertain' 14 women at once (3 up, one down, 5 each side)

v wishes they had entertained just one women.....ever

MacAndCheese

^ Must have freak like beanstalk fingers

< has just spent too much on pointless bike bling (anodised blue spacers anyone?)

v has just spent too much on bling jewellry from Argos.

jamazin

^ bought his bike from argos

< is a cheapskate

V bought that asda bike

cat_with_no_tail

^ Wishes his bike was HALF as good as my asda special

< Just fell down the stairs, sober!

v Big fan of feltching

Richie63

^ Feltching United for the CUP!!

< Just back from my hols

V NEET

IcarusGreen

^ been to Blackpool

< drinks NEET Whiskey

v fan of snowballing

Mr Wu

^ used to drink from his mums used jam rags as a child

< is off to the V festival with two pixies and some Ginger bird called Dave

v drinks his own jizz

xstrathyx

^ has returned from the V festival with enough STD's to sink a small third world country (all the best explaining that to the missus)

< regularly drinks his own jizz, especially in the office in front of a captivated audience

v enjoys fisting sheep, and getting it on with most farm yard animals

cat_with_no_tail

^ Has been worrying my pigs (again)

< Never fisted a sheep, it was a cow......or your mum.......hard to tell

v has absolutely no hair anywhere on his body, including eyebrows!

Hercule Q

^ has cow poo on his sandwiches

< had a veet accident

v once lost their penis in a chess accident

Joe_Pineapples

^ is a hermaphrodite dwarf who makes a living stringing banjos in Ulan Bator, a very pretentious place.

< has one testicle bigger than the other

v has never had a girlfriend, at least not a real one. Annette Curtain, that he dated for a time in the early nineties was a made up figment of his imagination.

lawman

^ was scared for life by a gay roadie some time in the 80's

< has been single for over a year

v thinks gordoan brown would be good in bed

Richie63

^ flowerbed - 6ft under

< Just bought a road bike :!: :!: :!: :shock:

V only goes on forum pages never a bike

fyldesmurf

Just ade the biggest mistake of his life

< Doesn't know how to do an up arrow

v Rides a hardtail

Richie63

^ try above a 6

< hope to get a lot fitter by having said bike over the winter

V probaly replies now found the ^

fyldesmurf

^ Rides a hardtail

< Just worked out how to do an up arrow

v Has weetabix for breakfast

Richie63

^ still limping on with the hardtail line

< does actually have a hardtail and 2 fs and now a road bike

V couldn't get hard to save his life

colt

^ Is turning into a gay roadie
< has a kid with another on the way so everything works fine thanks
v wouldn't be seen near a road bike

Hercule Q

^ has that right

< cant stand any program on itv2

v regularly masterbates to bargain hunt

Lester Cat

Enjoys watching people enjoying themselves

Is having dental surgery, so he looks like Tim Wannacott

Suffers with people finding him 'slow'

xstrathyx

^ is having dental surgery due to the fact, human parts have passed between his gums and notably in a forceful manor

< always wondered why people found it had to understand me, but then i have often been referred to being a f*ck nugget by the missus

v was once caught playing with himself at sunday school by the pastor

cat_with_no_tail

^ Was once caught playing with the pastor in Sunday School

< Got to spend all next week in Blackpool

v Wants to go to Blackpool in my place