The ^<v game...

cat_with_no_tail

^ Wants to be Snarfer

< Also liked Defenders Of The Earth. "By jungle law, the ghost who walks calls forth the power of ten tigers"

v Fancies Superted

fred1star

^ is probably more like a teletubby than a thundercat

< must admit I quite liked she-Ra..

v Mr Ben was modelled on you...

xstrathyx

^ dresses like she-ra

< thinks he may in fact be a missing teletubbie

v often uncorks one watching bagpuss

blister pus

^ has hideous large and flappy philtrum

< has committed death by suicide due to weather. Rain has postponed everything. *burp!*

v licks vomit off the chippy floor every friday night after the pubs chuck out

jadeweed

^ Will never read this post due to death by suicide

< Is excited as tonight is friday....special supper from chippy floor tonight

v Is famous for playing the opening theme tune to johnny briggs

xstrathyx

^ is often seen licking windows when not licking chippy floors on the weekend!

< prefers "just say no" from Zammo on Grange Hill

v wondering what article of clothing he can wear from his sisters closet this weekend!

Hercule Q

^ couldn't say no

< doesnt mind wearing his sisters stuff as she is gay and most of it is mens

v likes to use a plastic bag full or wasps and a leather belt as aids in masterbating

snotty badger

^ Lost his ex girlfriend to his sister

< Doesn't use wasps..... bees are much sexier

v Was a bit scared of Ulysses 31..

blister pus

^ fantasied about Nono giving Yumi robot pork sword

< has unkilled himself but still hasn't been out today for bicycle activity. is not happy.

v knuckle shuffled to the sound of Shirka's voice then pretended to be Zeus ordering his mum about

jadeweed

^ is a ulysses 31 geek

< sometimes thinks he is the only person to remember "sport billy", perhaps it is all in his mind

v was the only person in the world to see the last episode of "cities of gold"

snotty badger

^ Wishes he had a tache like Max ray out of the Centurions

< They don't make kids telly like they use to...

v Has a stripey jumper like his hero, Pob.

IcarusGreen

^ Can watch re-runs of Thunder-cats

< Got his new MTB today and rides it looking like dennis the mennis

v wants to be a thunder-cat

snotty badger

^ You knows it - Thunder, thunder, thunder cats HOOOOOOOOO!

< Is feeling sleepy

v Wishes he had a magic torch like Jamie

blister pus

^ don'tcha just wish you had a torch like me-ee. Dontcha! Dontcha!

< actually has 12 inches of magic wand

v has nothing but an empty pot in which to p!ss in - or wear as a helmet. ..most times does both, one after the other.

snotty badger

^ Confuses inches for millemetres

< Has a pishy heed

v Sniffs his girlfreinds arm pits whilst she sleeps

xstrathyx

^ penis is inverted!

< gutted Tom Watson never won the Open at Turnberry yesterday!

v still believes in fairies, the bogeyman and Santa!

projectsome

^ wishes he was charlie the unicorn

<rode 6 miles in the pouring rain, then got soaked in the forest of doom, raged cos the trains were cancelled due to T4 on the beach

v wishes they were Miley Cirus' underwear at a certain time of the month.

lawman

^ loves miley cyrus

< wouldnt mind doing miley cyrus, or hayley williams for that matter

v doesnt know who either are

xstrathyx

^ thinks grass on the pitch game on!!!!

< knows who Miley Cyrus is, but doesnt have a clue who the other one is, i'd guess she is barely legal lol

v was raised by people in the deep south and idolises the film "deliverance"

TheRevOlutionary

^ Has an opinion on most things, mostly women!

< Has seen a few deliverences, but not the movie...

v Thinks Haley Williams would look better with a blue rinse.

fred1star

^ Has purchased all of Soldier Boys back cataloge.....

< Sorry had to google haley... and yes i probably would...

v Will google haley too... and yes he probably would ....

blister pus

^ not really, it only looks 10 and a half

< thinks haley is a poor man's molly mcqueen

v will google molly mcqueen ...and yes he probably would too.

projectsome

^ has a shrine dedicated to roberta Taylor

< did indeed google Molly but thought she wasn't that great and decided to google Megan Fox naked and covered in baby oil

v spends their lunch hour googling for elderly people having sex with penny farthings.

xstrathyx

^ regularly goes out dogging in bristol

< spends his lunch hour looking for oiled up pictures of megan fox on penny farthings

v has a disturbing likeness to scratching and sniffing his sack !

fred1star

^ is a pretend joc

< works pc just crashed while looking a photos of megan fox... yum yum... By the way, that was not me sniffing my sack, he just looked like me..

v likes wearing boxers while riding...

projectsome

^ has had a rib removed so he lick his own genitalia

<Has a new desk in the office from which he can see all the hotties walking past. (RESULT = )

v wishes he had a new desk like me but works in a gay bar

snotty badger

^ Masturbates under his desk.

< Doesn't have a desk coz he's got a real mans job involving blood, sweat, ahmmers and welders.

v Would like to be an ice cream man 8)

Mr Wu

^ Dresses up in girls pants when he buys icecream

< has been really busy at work :-)

v enjoys stroking his nob whilst looking at people with downs

xstrathyx

^ always smacks one out while watching Trisha

< is looking forward to the weekend. drinks and then out for a cycle iaround loch ness

v has been Geroge Michael's b*tch for too long!

fred1star

^ Has a penis but only smaller.

< People at work well pi@@ing me off.....

v feeds the ducks while thinking of Mr Wu