The ^<v game...

snotty badger

^ Is mocked by his fellow workers at McDs

< is lost with the ducks thing :?

v has a tattoo of Andi Peters on his bum

Mr Wu

^ is wrong, thats just my arsehole

< absolutely loves his new job. Was in Wales for a week, london last week and off to York next week :-)

v Drinks his own jizz..

blister pus

^ has finished licking and polishing his new bosses balls for the week, ready to start all over again next week.

< shopping of any description can get stuffed. Needs personal shopper

v makes shrunken heads at weekends with comedy tribal bone through the nose

TheRevOlutionary

^ Regularly uses a personal shopper, for the seasons latest scarves, skin tight leisurewear and heels

< Is only half looking forward to his week off, knowing the missus has a list of things that need doing at home...will probably come back to work next week for a break!

v Misses 'Who want's to be an X-idol in the jungle brother', so watches re-runs and all of his hours of Sky-plus of it...

lawman

^ is gareth gates' biggest fan

< has just riden a road bike properly for the first time ever :shock:

v is a virgin

TheRevOlutionary

^ Doesnt know that Gareth Gates is/was a Christian, so I actually do like him!

< Is a road bike virgin

v Spielen sie gern fussball mit damen...

cat_with_no_tail

^ Dosent know that religion has no place on an internet forum (apart from Jedi of course)

< le singe est sur le branche avec une bicyclette

v Ich bin ein berlinner

Richie63

^ En garde Monsieur Pussycat

< off to the pyrennes for 3 weeks of mtbing happiness next week

V has used toe jam to seal envelopes

fred1star

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cat_with_no_tail

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blister pus

^ ........*burp*

< .......................*burp*

v .........................................*burp*

xstrathyx

^ believes he burped, but in actual fact followed thru

< is looking forward to taking the bike out for a spin in the woods tonight

v sniffs him mums undercrackers

bulletprooffool

^ if he goes into the woods today . . he's in for a big surprise . . .
< expecting delivery of a new Commencal tomorrow
v should get back to work!

lawman

^ wont get his new commencal tomorow

< is on his summer holuiday so doesnt have to work ... colege

v is at work is also looking at porn

Hercule Q

^ is not far wrong

<is at home watching porn

v oui oui le petit poulet

BurtonM

^ is tricking you into thinking he is watching porn, when infact he is dressing up in womens clothes and doing house work to the tune of i want to break free by queen.
< is watching coronation street like a real man
v has a bike manufactured by giant?

jadeweed

^ Is deluded if he thinks "Corrie" is a real mans tv programme

< Is debating which would be worse to give up....bread or potatoes?

v Is watching Loose Women

fred1star

^ is in fact a loose women himself... better to probably give up bread, the sh@it they put in it.

< wondering what cat with no tail's code means???

v only wonders about men...

Richie63

^ There are 10 types of people in the world who know binary ....Those that do and those that don't.

< I'm type 3

V has trouble with English never mind 'owt else

xstrathyx

^ likes going to meadowhell and trying on all the womens clothes

< knew it was computer binery, but wouldn't have openly admitted (doh i just did!)

v dreams of being fern brittains gusset!

Richie63

^ Doesn't everyone???

< Fern Cotton is a better dream

> only can dream of Dot Cotton

cat_with_no_tail

^ Y2FudCBmaWd1cmUgb3V0IGhvdyB0byB1c2UgdGhlIGFycm93cw==

< d2FpdGluZyB0byBoZWFyIGlmIGhlIGlzIGdvaW5nIHRvIGJlIG9mZmVyZWQgdGhlIGpvYiBoZSB3ZW50IGZvciB5ZXN0ZXJkYXk=

v Dosent understand what's going on

fred1star

^ more computer mumbo jumbo ... Geek

< will stick with morse code .. / -. . . -.. / .- / ... .... .. -

v - .- -.- . ... / --- -. . / ..- .--. / - .... . / .- .-. ... . / ..-. --- .-. / - .... . / .-.. .- -.. ...

cat_with_no_tail

^ Currently on the bog, blowing out his o-ring trying to work out base64

< Poop shoot is strictly one way

v Collects Barbie dolls

blister pus

^ is in fact the one who licks mud off his spam javelin

< meteorologists do talk complete crap

v wears a silly grin all day for no other reason than they are simple


.....posted at the same time fred1star gets both barrels ^

xstrathyx

^ licks windows

< is simple..........but happy

v poop shoot is "open all hours"

fred1star

^ has an imaginary friend called Hamish

< never shy about shi@tting in the woods

v whips themselves with nettles for fun...

bomberesque

^ should be banned from buying anymore bikes

< has been banned from buying anymore bikes

v will soon buy a new bike and flaunt it around, making me jealous.

cat_with_no_tail

^ Needs to MTFU and grow a set!

< Wont be buying any new bikes for a good few months now

v Has been known to turn tricks to pay for innertubes

xstrathyx

^ thinks he is grand master pimp!

< sucky sucky 50 dollars.....love you long time

v has been caught blowing a goat in the field!