The ^<v game...

Hercule Q

^ buy his bikes from the bargain bin at halfords

< is not the stig, its the stigs devonshire cousin

v has no testicles and he once claimed for gravel for their moat on expenses

Mr Wu

^ Has a habit of crossing biffins bridge

< Hasnt been on here cause he's actually started his new job

v Once knocked one out thinking about Mo Mowlem.

snotty badger

^ Finally stopped spongeing and got a job!!! (well done pal!)

< Has been sweating more than Gary Glitter in mothercare

v Cried when Skatman John died

TheRevOlutionary

^ Held a candlelit vigil for diddydadiddydidibopbop Skatman

< Was there, and asked for a clear casket at the Skat's house

v Is too young to remember the Skat

cat_with_no_tail

^ wishes he could skat like the skatman

< Was 12 when the Skatman was last about

v Punched Tony Blair at the gym

Mr Wu

^ Fisted Tony Blair at the gym

< Still isnt riding due to having no built wheels :-(

v Is a nice bloke, people like him, and has a good bike :-) (thought id be nice for a change)

snotty badger

^ Is luring people into a false sence of security, or is after something?

< Is feeling a little ill from last nights lager pop and Vindaloo

v Is glad they aren't in the same room as me with my home made "fragrence"

TheRevOlutionary

^ Badger should be 'skunk' at the moment

< Still has an hour left at work

v Know's what Mr Wu is after

Mr Wu

^ Is my alter ego

< doesnt want anything, probably some sleep, and to get out on his bike :-(

v Is......

cat_with_no_tail

^ Appears to be Bi-polar

< 3hrs and 21mins left at work

v Should come and do my work for me. Know anything about online Poker?

snotty badger

^ Is making the mistake of clock watching!

< Knows that I'd lose money with online poker

v Wants to me a cheese toasty, please

TheRevOlutionary

^ Struggles with grammer

< Now wants a ham & cheese toasty 8)

v Knows exactly how to cut Malt Loaf

cat_with_no_tail

^ Fights with Kelsey Grammer

< Uses 'the force' to cut maltloaf slices, and dosent play online Poker, works for an online Poker Company

v Kicks puppies

Mr Wu

^ is correct!

< has stopped kicking puppies......... for now!

v Likes his mums "puppies"

cat_with_no_tail

^ Naveeds biggest fan

< Really should do some work at some point

v Loves feeding Trolls

blister pus

^ ....burqas

< not really arsed about such things cos i look like....




v wishes they were as cool as me and other cousin it's around town

blister pus

^ Naveed's thread locked so not relevant anymore.

< summer is over and it's now winter

v thinks more summer will come but will be deeply disappointed like a kid with an empty Santa sack.

cat_with_no_tail

^ Glass half empty kinda guy

< Cant wait to see what "action" Naveed and his solicitor take against me

v Once inserted a gerbil in his rectum

xstrathyx

^ knows Naveed will give him a raping in court, due to Naveed employing a QC to represent him

< paid a considerable amount of money to the gerbil to "forget" the rectal incident

v is often seen round city centre bike shelters sniffing seats!

fred1star

^ you appear on the gerbil's equivalent of the FBI’s most wanted list…

< it wasn't me, no one saw a thing, you can't prove it....

v may well be Mr Wu showing us his kinder side

Mr Wu

^ is correct and has missed Ian. :-)

< has all the bits ready to P.I.M.P his shed of a bike.

v Wishes they were from the good old south west

TheRevOlutionary

^ Needs to post pics once pimped

< Prefers the good ol' south east to south west, but will regularly visit to check!

v Wears speedo's just in case it rains whilst out

blister pus

^ lmfao - has wicked spycam going ...actually took a pair of speedo's off an hour ago after a ride - having problems with new (old) saddle, speedo's are keeping Steven and the twins in check as temporary 'suck it and see' measure

< speedo briefs are ace for riding in if Steven and the twins are having seat trouble.

v wears speedo's all the time but puts wife's (gf's) tights over the top.

lawman

^ has a speedo fetish and has far tooo many pairs and even lends them to his granny

< is very bored at college and wants to go out on his bike

v is looking at porn

xstrathyx

^ is unaware his bike has been pinched by some tea leaf lil f*ckers!!!!!

< is watching porn, but its only the material that Mr Wu supplied him with, reminds me, you want it back mate?

v regularly masterbates into socks while watching Boyzone videos on MTV

Richie63

^ Big Boy a5ole burners No. 6, a Mr. Wu favorite after womens tennis

<Out for a ride this evening around Derwent Valley Yah Hoo!!

V Is the star of the above movie

fred1star

^ Is taking part in porn movie near Derwent valley tonight

< Was not me, you cant prove a thing, ask betty..

v Will be betty giving me an alibi

MarkEo

^doesn't blame it on the sunshine
<doesn't blame it on the moonlight
v blames it on his mummy

TheRevOlutionary

^ It was actually the boogie
< It's the peak of the week
v Can sing the supercalafrajelisticexpialedotious (sp?!) song very fast

blister pus

^ doing it in speedo's now

< speedo's are where it's at

v digs up dead people after 2 units of alcohol