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cat_with_no_tail

^ spends the day on forums, lurking

< Pretending to be working

v Is reading this and smirking

jrduquemin

^ Might be unemployed soon if his manager catches him shirking

< Saw the above entry and started smirking

v Dislikes smirking (smoking with a northern accent - it doesn't rhyme else :-) )

xstrathyx

/\ is still smirking

< is thinking about upgrading his bike already (3 weeks in from purchase)

\/ has an uncanny fascination with wearing women's clothing in public!

Mr Wu

^ develops a semi when he see's men in womens clothing

< Starts work next week!

v Once knocked one out over Ann widdecombe

blister pus

^ is actually Doris Karloff's love child / thing / alien / lump

< has stopped shirking now the sun is not playing out so much

v is smirking cause he's wearing a merkin(g) on his head whilst stroking his poodle, fluffpuff.

fred1star

^ models for Merkin.com

< glad I didn't check Merkin.com on works PC

v has a middle name merkin

RupertCommunicator

^ Has used his dog as a Merkin.

< Has enough pubic hair to make a dozen Merkins.

v Probably doesn't want a merkin made of my pubes.

snotty badger

^ Needs to trim his man bush!

< Keeps his man bush trim

v Has no man bush

Richie63

^ shaved a stripe across his head

< managed to nick balls with beard trimmer the other day :shock:

V only can dream of balls to shave

Hercule Q

^ has bloody balls

<bloody has balls

v has 1 too many toes

cat_with_no_tail

^ Does indeed have balls, tennis balls

< That's not an extra toe, I tuck my c0ck into my socks to stop it getting caught in the chain

v Likes to sniff other peoples farts

johnnyboy29

^ Like to sniff other peoples saddles

< is hoping it don't rain tomorrow

v Likes to give themselves a back sack and crack wax

blister pus

^ goes one step further with anal bleaching though

< looking at glastonedbury makes me want to be there. Pendulum are rockin the place 8)

v has an odd square head and lives in a vacuum away from other kids

Mr Wu

^ is wearing a tracksuit and reebok classics whilst posting on here

< is fkin sick to death of all this MJ shite on the TV and constant radio airplay of the same songs. 48 hours of utter crap

v thinks of MJ when his uncle touches him

fred1star

^ Looks back with fondness to the days when his mum put him over her knee to give him a spanking.

< Whos Michael Jackson???

v Looking forward to the day when MJ is remembered for what he really was ... :evil:

cat_with_no_tail

^ Too bloody right

< Would like to add Jade Goody to the list of people who need to be remembered for what they really were

v Massive Jade Goody fan

Hercule Q

^ has the jade goodey sex tapes

< loves lime soda

v once commited an act the catholic church would be ashamed of

xstrathyx

^ apparently likes drinking pimms in the buff too

< this act you talk of has bears no hard evidence to support and thus was thrown out of court. Thanks M'lud

\/ purchased Michael Jacksons white glove, purely for sexual exploits

Richie63

^ Thanks M'lud for letting me do it to you to (finish your sentance my boy)

<fogged in can't get home

V so weak has trouble moving through fog

snotty badger

^ Scared of a bit of fog!!

< Is going to do his fork lift test, which if nothing else should be amusing!

v Grew up listening to Mental As Anything...

blister pus

^ hey don't knock teh MAA

< bugger I'm on an 80s cheesy pop surf sesh now

v scared of fog and lady bits

Hercule Q

^ likes cheessy bits from the 80's

< had lots of free vodka in the pub

v likes wearing lycra to partys

TheRevOlutionary

^ It was 'free' because it was water, but was too drunk to notice

< Has been tea total for 4yrs 5months now...

v Owns a Mankini, as well as their Lycra fetish.

cat_with_no_tail

^ Has not drunk a drop of Tea in 4yrs 5 Months.

< Owns a bright green mankini, "iz naaaays"

v Once had "relations" with a 3 legged goat

blister pus

^ is sat on the other leg, hoof first.

< god it's hot and humid :roll:

v needs a good poke in the eye with a burnt stick to benefit forum comedy effort

soy_sauce

**Ouch...**

^ he is starting to melt

< loving the PS3 PlayTV

v be dancing along with MJ's songs for the last hours

snotty badger

^ Has found the light (PS3 TV)

< Can't get the knack of the Moonwalk

v Had salad as its a bit warm

blister pus wrote:

^ hey don't knock teh MAA

Not dissing at all- one of my fav 80's songs, grew up to that myself :oops:

fred1star

^ The badger only likes cucumbers... they are perfect for ..............

< Sweated about 4 pints of water biking last night..

v Their merkin shows through their mankini

supertwisted

^ eats hamsters,

< should be doing work instead of posting on forums,

v secretly rides as Apollo and loves it.

cat_with_no_tail

^ Needs to get back to work

< Nothing as flash as an Apollo for me, I have a Pinnacle which is even LESS well known.

v Some say that on really warm days he sheds his skin like a snake, and that for some reason he’s allergic to the Dutch...