The ^<v game...

snotty badger

^ Mr Wu's new job is chief burger flipper at McDs 8)

< Could just eat a burger now

v Suffers from dromophobia

IcarusGreen

^ has an abnormal fear of walking about

< doesn't know what dromophobia is

v crashes every time he rides a bike

mtbikerboy

^ is not lying

< is an expert crasher

v has a hidden love for road bikes

Hercule Q

^ will never stop crashing

<prefers overtaking roadies on a mtb

v lost their genitals in a bizarre gardening accident

stevet1992

^ is still having nightmares from his gardening accident and trys to pass them on to others
< cant wait for his new to me but previously used forks 8)
v can feel how excited i am about my forks

whyamihere

^ Is very excited about his fork. The excitement, it burns!
< Feels that he needs to shave his legs
v Is disgusted by my leg shaving habits

stevet1992

^ current roadie/roadie in the closet
< still cant wait for his forks ... fancy i personal delivery service supersonic
v is willing to make the round trip to SS's house to collect my forks then brign them to me :twisted:

blister pus

^ except i'm busy dribbling chocolate biscuit sick down me

< damn these chocolate biscuits

v is jealous, has no chocolate biscuits or chocolate biscuit sick

stevet1992

^ should stop eating those biccies give them to me and get out and ride
< is off to the shop
v wishes to go to the shop

Richie63

^ Got caught shoplifting

< Gets free jammy dodgers from work.

v not tall enough to get jammy dodgers from shop shelf

Mr Wu

^ only wants me to be tall enough to reach and get him this months gay pride jizz mag

< loves the smell of napalm in the morning

v Would love to own the Green Hope Pro2 hubs F&R on Halo Freedoms that are on my prophet

Fully

^ Is a midget with delusions of grandeur about his green hubs on his prophet.

< Is beating himself up about having a bent chain on todays ride and not having the tools with him to do anything about it.

v has just sharted.

TheRevOlutionary

^ Vous aimez la vache qui rit

< Not quite sharted, but definately gassy

v Is feeling generous and wants to buy my next addition to the Felt!

fred1star

Needs to take medication for his wind problem.

Sorry, not feeling generous... Skint, and I have only just been paid... not good.

Will make some comment because I coudn't be @rsed to put in the arrows....

Jimbob_no5

^ really should use the arrow system

< is bored as and hungry

v would maybe do me a full english fry up

nicklouse

^ is dreaming

< is waiting for the french.

v is younger than me.

TheRevOlutionary

^ Most are younger than...

< Has just taken delivery of a new washing machine after old one almost started a house fire!

v Knows what he'd rather spend £300 on, instead of washing machine!

fred1star

^ Will be in an ideal position if the next photo challenge is bike on top of a new £300 washing machine

< Bored at work, sitting oposite my 20 stone manager who is asleep at his desk after sinking god knows how many pints...

v Sniffs his cycling shorts after every ride...

blister pus

^ meh, everyone else does!

< has flirted with a passing female cyclist today, becoming a regular thing with her - could well be heading for a definite disaster.

v makes do flirting with sheep and cows on a ride instead

Richie63

^ flirting is as far as it will ever go

< danielle seddon is worth a look on google images

v bike has ribbons on the handle bar and pink mud guards

fred1star

^ would rather google images of susan boyle

< I prefer spokey dokies to ribbons myself

v meet stan collymore in a layby the other week

cat_with_no_tail

^ Was with Stan Collymore in a layby the other week

< Stopped because I had a problem with my big end :shock:

v Cried at Bambi

blister pus

^ more than wrong .................................was waterships down (but ssshhhh)

< could eat bambi on a butty actually, hungry!

v wears a big curly merkin mornin noon n night

TheRevOlutionary

^ Finds creative uses for the word Merkin

< Didnt know what a Merkin was until recently :?

v Needs to look up the word Merkin & then out-merk blister!

fred1star

^ Will meet people like George on the Heath

< Will have to look up the word Merkin, but pehaps not on the work PC

v Probably knows what the hell Merkin is :?

cat_with_no_tail

^ needs to visit merkinworld.com

< Does indeed know what a Merkin is, but has never seen one in the flesh (so to speak)

v Is a regular customer of merkinworld.com

blister pus

^ ought to take the www out of merkinworld before the mods do.

< is now browsing merkinworld laughing

v has already pressed the buy now button at merkinworld, still has finger on the buy now button

cat_with_no_tail

^ Gives sensible advice

< listens to ^s advice (sometimes)

v Once bought a merkin for his sister, having mistaken it for a moomin

jrduquemin

^ Sometimes listens to bad advice

< Doesn't have sister with which to buy a merkin

v Probably likes gherkins

TheRevOlutionary

^ Once confused a gherkin with a merkin

< Is at work, shirking

v Has a funny twitch, always jerking