The ^<v game...

Mr Wu

^ Spends way too much time masterbating to this thread

< Is having his Cannondale delivered tomorrow

v was last seen goose-stepping at the BNP rally

cat_with_no_tail

^ Is off having sex with his Cannondale

< Votes Jedi every time

v Needs to find a golf course and join in the photo challenge

jrduquemin

^ Has a Jedi fetish

< Doesn't have enough Specialized bikes

v Is either male or female

snotty badger

^ Plays a safe bet!

< Had a belter ride last night and this morning

v Would do wrong things for bike bling...

big-hitter

^ is neither male or female

< has done wrong things WITH a bike 8)

v once ate a fishmongers hat

cat_with_no_tail

^ Is a cyclophile

< Once ate a fishmongers cat

v Likes marmite

snotty badger

^ Openly likes fishy pussy

< Might like marmite, but has never tried it!!111!1!!1

v Is glad its FRIDAY TOMORROW!!!!! woohoo

cat_with_no_tail

^ Needs to go and buy some marmite RIGHT THIS SECOND!!

< Is not only glad that it's Friday tomorrow, but is glad that it is a bank holiday here (Isle of Man, Senior race day)

v Watches Big Brother

snotty badger

^ Is wrong about Big Brother.... but hasn't that blondegirl got lovely erm eyes.

< Will try marmite but will not be impressed if it tastes like a tramps arse.

v Is up past their bed time...

cat_with_no_tail

^ Has tasted a tramps ars*

< The Wife said I could stay up past my bed time tonight

v Has a hairy palm

blister pus

^ better than hairy bell end

< can't sleep

v Has a stump as a head and melted brain stem, therefore doesn't care if it's awake or asleep.

fred1star

^ Needs to ride more so can sleep.

< Eating Dark chocolate digestives

v Not eating dark choc digestives

Mr Wu

^ Needs to get out more and stop playing with his todger whilst reading this thread

< needs to stop playing with his todger whilst looking at his new bike

v wants to play with mine and freds todgers

projectsome

^ is stood on a table in the street covered in baby oil "shouting I'm the only one in the village."

< has extra cash this month but can't decide what to buy.

v is going to sell me something I want at 12% of the original value.

fred1star

^ Wants to buy my Thule roof box for 150 notes... That's 50% off to you....

< Am very worried about Mr Wu living so close to me....

v Fancies himself in lycra..

Mr Wu

^ is only worried cause he gets a twitch on every time he see's my name

< is fitting some Green Hope gear to his new bike :-)

v Once took part in a 30 man gang bang, one of which was his father

stevet1992

^ has a really poop crappy cat litter stained new bike
< really isnt jealous of Mr Wu and his prophet which im currently saving up for ... :evil:
v is going to lend me the rest of the money for a prophet in return for sexual acts :shock:

IcarusGreen

^ takes it up the hoop (or will do soon lol)

< hates, hates hates Halford as they still haven't got my Boardman FS Team that I ordered 2 mnt ago.

v eats mice for breakfast

blister pus

^ only with a thick streak of red sauce from nose to tail tip though.

< ride this am in the hot, sunday lunch finished and i'm done for.

v is Worzel Gummidge's love crow/child

projectsome

^ rides a penny farthing with naked gay men

<went for a ride by the river with a bunch of awesome people.

v get's ridden like a pony by people of the same sex

cat_with_no_tail

^ Cant handle proper mountainbiking so rides "by the river"

< Rides your mum

v Is not the Messiah, is a very naughty boy....... :P

fred1star

^ Likes a good spanking

< Taking afternnon of work as weather is so good and hitting Dartmoor...

v Is stuck at work ...

blister pus

^ practises ballet in wife's lingerie - has the finesse of a three legged elephant. Has now made appointment for gender reassignment.

< not doing exercise for a few days, over done it.

v needs special electron microscope glasses to pee.

grandad3

^ has a very sore arse, heh heh

< has x-ray vision to see through ladies clothing

v has a tendency to watch all the soaps on tv and dreams of acting in one.

cat_with_no_tail

^ Needs the x-ray vision because no laydeez will ever take their kit off for him.

< Only watches Hollyoaks, and is proud of it, and would love to act in it, even if only to crack on to all the fit birds :P

v Likes short shorts..........on men

fred1star

blister pus wrote:

^ practises ballet in wife's lingerie - has the finesse of a three legged elephant. Has now made appointment for gender reassignment.

< not doing exercise for a few days, over done it.

v needs special electron microscope glasses to pee.

I'm hurt, I got 3 comments about me, I thought you only supposed to make one comment about person in front off you..... by the way one out of the 3 is good..

cat_with_no_tail

fred1star wrote:

blister pus wrote:

^ practises ballet in wife's lingerie - has the finesse of a three legged elephant. Has now made appointment for gender reassignment.

< not doing exercise for a few days, over done it.

v needs special electron microscope glasses to pee.

I'm hurt, I got 3 comments about me, I thought you only supposed to make one comment about person in front off you..... by the way one out of the 3 is true..

Fixed that for you

blister pus

meh! Subsection 6 and a half, article 0.5 clearly states: Daytime rulez and night time rulez. Night time rulez come into play at half past ten-sies (ish).

fred1star

Cat With No Tail wrote:

^ Needs the x-ray vision because no laydeez will ever take their kit off for him.

< Only watches Hollyoaks, and is proud of it, and would love to act in it, even if only to crack on to all the fit birds :P

v Likes short shorts..........on men

^ Thinks Sasha is the best bit of skirt in Holyoaks...

< Longs for the day all the fit birds return to Hollyoaks

v Wants a bit Chris from Holllyoaks action.

Mr Wu

^ Wishes he was Chris from Hollyoaks

< is waiting for a start date for his new job. Yawn.

v Buy bikes from Argos