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  • jonginge
    jonginge Posts: 5,945
    :cry:
    FCN 2-4 "Shut up legs", Jens Voigt
    Planet-x Scott
    Rides
  • mcmullej
    mcmullej Posts: 136
    cjcp wrote:
    Mcmullej has it all tied up folks. He's over 7,000 miles. :shock:

    C'mon guys, I need the competition. Someone make the jump, bridge the gap. Need more than one on the breakaway!

    Since a peak in July, my regular mileage is dwindling and will continue to decline over the coming months.

    Extended diversions on my morning commute start to become less and less attractive in the dark, wet & cold.

    Thursday night 'club-runs' have gone from 80km on road to 30km off-road.

    Getting harder and harder to get out of bed on a Sunday morning....

    Jump on!
  • cjcp
    cjcp Posts: 13,345
    mcmullej wrote:
    C'mon guys, I need the competition. Someone make the jump, bridge the gap. Need more than one on the breakaway!

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    FCN 2-4.

    "What happens when the hammer goes down, kids?"
    "It stays down, Daddy."
    "Exactly."
  • Greg T
    Greg T Posts: 3,266
    mcmullej wrote:
    Jump on!

    Shut up.

    You have 900 miles on me and your so called slow decline into winter has yielded you 525 miles already this month.

    What is more concerning is "lucky" Rich's 440 miles this month. My delight to hear of his nasty off and fall in the rankings has proven to be short lived - he's back on the mileage despite his sadly not too debilitating injuries.

    Here's hoping for an icy and very nasty last qtr to the year.
    Fixed gear for wet weather / hairy roadie for posing in the sun.

    What would Thora Hurd do?
  • Wallace1492
    Wallace1492 Posts: 3,707
    Roll on 2010 and a challenge from up north.
    "Encyclopaedia is a fetish for very small bicycles"
  • Porgy
    Porgy Posts: 4,525
    Damn and blast it! A puncture!! From a thorn! In central London!!!!! :evil:
  • itboffin
    itboffin Posts: 20,072
    mcmullej wrote:
    cjcp wrote:
    Mcmullej has it all tied up folks. He's over 7,000 miles. :shock:

    C'mon guys, I need the competition. Someone make the jump, bridge the gap. Need more than one on the breakaway!

    Since a peak in July, my regular mileage is dwindling and will continue to decline over the coming months.

    Extended diversions on my morning commute start to become less and less attractive in the dark, wet & cold.

    Thursday night 'club-runs' have gone from 80km on road to 30km off-road.

    Getting harder and harder to get out of bed on a Sunday morning....

    Jump on!

    Grrrr dag nam it...!

    why I ought a!

    grrr :evil:
    Rule #5 // Harden The Feck Up.
    Rule #9 // If you are out riding in bad weather, it means you are a badass. Period.
    Rule #12 // The correct number of bikes to own is n+1.
    Rule #42 // A bike race shall never be preceded with a swim and/or followed by a run.
  • prawny
    prawny Posts: 5,440
    Arse! broke a nipple (ooh er!) on the way home tonight. No riding for me for the rest of the week, oh well, do you reckon the wife will belive me if I tell her they can't be replaced :wink: I was wanting some hanbuilts 8)
    Saracen Tenet 3 - 2015 - Dead - Replaced with a Hack Frame
    Voodoo Bizango - 2014 - Dead - Hit by a car
    Vitus Sentier VRS - 2017
  • Porgy
    Porgy Posts: 4,525
    I'll be hitting the 4000 mile mark tomorrow - at about 6pm somewhere around London Bridge.
  • Rich158
    Rich158 Posts: 2,348
    Greg T wrote:
    mcmullej wrote:
    Jump on!

    What is more concerning is "lucky" Rich's 440 miles this month. My delight to hear of his nasty off and fall in the rankings has proven to be short lived - he's back on the mileage despite his sadly not too debilitating injuries.

    Here's hoping for an icy and very nasty last qtr to the year.

    So now I know who to blame, does the sun get in your eyes occasionally Greg, do you drive an old Toyota, come on tell all :wink:

    I'd watch out folks, I'm back into training with the club now and I want my podium place back :lol::lol::lol:
    pain is temporary, the glory of beating your mates to the top of the hill lasts forever.....................

    Revised FCN - 2
  • Porgy
    Porgy Posts: 4,525
    I'll be nipping out to complete my 4000th mile of 2009 in about an hour. 8)
  • Rich158
    Rich158 Posts: 2,348
    Oh I couldn't wait untill the end of the week to update, overtaking Greg T was just too much fun :lol::lol::lol: , come on T lets see what you're made of :wink:
    pain is temporary, the glory of beating your mates to the top of the hill lasts forever.....................

    Revised FCN - 2
  • cjcp
    cjcp Posts: 13,345
    Uh oh. I'm gonna have to get some miles in...

    And congrats, Porgy! :)
    FCN 2-4.

    "What happens when the hammer goes down, kids?"
    "It stays down, Daddy."
    "Exactly."
  • Greg T
    Greg T Posts: 3,266
    Rich158 wrote:
    Oh I couldn't wait untill the end of the week to update, overtaking Greg T was just too much fun :lol::lol::lol: , come on T lets see what you're made of :wink:

    Unlucky Bionic Man.

    I seem to have ended the week 154 miles up on you.

    That's at least a week's worth at my current rate of striking - I think that your poor depth perception and brittle bones will have you stacked in and hospialised by the end the month leaving me a clear run to attack our other board cripple ITB.

    I seem to be winning by not falling off my bike or having exploding joints.

    I'm looking at a podium placing - perhaps by the end of next week.....

    Can I hold off the pack?
    Fixed gear for wet weather / hairy roadie for posing in the sun.

    What would Thora Hurd do?
  • prawny
    prawny Posts: 5,440
    I fixed my nipple all by my myself :D

    I feel a celebratory ride coming on (ooh er!)

    Mmm the sweet smell of double entendre
    Saracen Tenet 3 - 2015 - Dead - Replaced with a Hack Frame
    Voodoo Bizango - 2014 - Dead - Hit by a car
    Vitus Sentier VRS - 2017
  • Rich158
    Rich158 Posts: 2,348
    Greg T wrote:
    Rich158 wrote:
    Oh I couldn't wait untill the end of the week to update, overtaking Greg T was just too much fun :lol::lol::lol: , come on T lets see what you're made of :wink:

    Unlucky Bionic Man.

    I seem to have ended the week 154 miles up on you.

    That's at least a week's worth at my current rate of striking - I think that your poor depth perception and brittle bones will have you stacked in and hospialised by the end the month leaving me a clear run to attack our other board cripple ITB.

    I seem to be winning by not falling off my bike or having exploding joints.

    I'm looking at a podium placing - perhaps by the end of next week.....

    Can I hold off the pack?

    Can you Greg, can you??????????? I've not finished for this week yet :wink:

    It looks like there's going to be a bit of cut and thrust for the podium place in the run in to the end of the year. Now I've had my enforced break I'm raring to go, unlike those who've knackered themselves trying to catch me :lol::lol::lol:
    pain is temporary, the glory of beating your mates to the top of the hill lasts forever.....................

    Revised FCN - 2
  • cjcp
    cjcp Posts: 13,345
    I have a 200 miler lined up, starting Sunday morning. I should finish in time to ride into work on Monday morning.
    FCN 2-4.

    "What happens when the hammer goes down, kids?"
    "It stays down, Daddy."
    "Exactly."
  • Rich158
    Rich158 Posts: 2,348
    cjcp wrote:
    I have a 200 miler lined up, starting Sunday morning. I should finish in time to ride into work on Monday morning.

    But what about Saturday :shock: There's at least another 60 :wink: odd miles there.
    pain is temporary, the glory of beating your mates to the top of the hill lasts forever.....................

    Revised FCN - 2
  • itboffin
    itboffin Posts: 20,072
    Rich158 wrote:
    Greg T wrote:
    Rich158 wrote:
    Oh I couldn't wait untill the end of the week to update, overtaking Greg T was just too much fun :lol::lol::lol: , come on T lets see what you're made of :wink:

    Unlucky Bionic Man.

    I seem to have ended the week 154 miles up on you.

    That's at least a week's worth at my current rate of striking - I think that your poor depth perception and brittle bones will have you stacked in and hospialised by the end the month leaving me a clear run to attack our other board cripple ITB.

    I seem to be winning by not falling off my bike or having exploding joints.

    I'm looking at a podium placing - perhaps by the end of next week.....

    Can I hold off the pack?

    Can you Greg, can you??????????? I've not finished for this week yet :wink:

    It looks like there's going to be a bit of cut and thrust for the podium place in the run in to the end of the year. Now I've had my enforced break I'm raring to go, unlike those who've knackered themselves trying to catch me :lol::lol::lol:

    Rich I have to hand the baton to you old bean, run with it baby - kill kill kill take no prisoners
    Rule #5 // Harden The Feck Up.
    Rule #9 // If you are out riding in bad weather, it means you are a badass. Period.
    Rule #12 // The correct number of bikes to own is n+1.
    Rule #42 // A bike race shall never be preceded with a swim and/or followed by a run.
  • itboffin
    itboffin Posts: 20,072
    I just noticed that once I add my MASSHOOF 4-5 miles for this evening to the stats i'll be back in 2nd place well at least until CJ gets home :cry:
    Rule #5 // Harden The Feck Up.
    Rule #9 // If you are out riding in bad weather, it means you are a badass. Period.
    Rule #12 // The correct number of bikes to own is n+1.
    Rule #42 // A bike race shall never be preceded with a swim and/or followed by a run.
  • Rich158
    Rich158 Posts: 2,348
    itboffin wrote:
    Rich158 wrote:
    Greg T wrote:
    Rich158 wrote:
    Oh I couldn't wait untill the end of the week to update, overtaking Greg T was just too much fun :lol::lol::lol: , come on T lets see what you're made of :wink:

    Unlucky Bionic Man.

    I seem to have ended the week 154 miles up on you.

    That's at least a week's worth at my current rate of striking - I think that your poor depth perception and brittle bones will have you stacked in and hospialised by the end the month leaving me a clear run to attack our other board cripple ITB.

    I seem to be winning by not falling off my bike or having exploding joints.

    I'm looking at a podium placing - perhaps by the end of next week.....

    Can I hold off the pack?

    Can you Greg, can you??????????? I've not finished for this week yet :wink:

    It looks like there's going to be a bit of cut and thrust for the podium place in the run in to the end of the year. Now I've had my enforced break I'm raring to go, unlike those who've knackered themselves trying to catch me :lol::lol::lol:

    Rich I have to hand the baton to you old bean, run with it baby - kill kill kill take no prisoners

    I'll start my knee pain thread now shall I, it's already started grumbling :shock:
    pain is temporary, the glory of beating your mates to the top of the hill lasts forever.....................

    Revised FCN - 2
  • itboffin
    itboffin Posts: 20,072
    NOOOOO!!! you're my only hope, i'm living vicariously through you now
    Rule #5 // Harden The Feck Up.
    Rule #9 // If you are out riding in bad weather, it means you are a badass. Period.
    Rule #12 // The correct number of bikes to own is n+1.
    Rule #42 // A bike race shall never be preceded with a swim and/or followed by a run.
  • Porgy
    Porgy Posts: 4,525
    You all talk as if the top 5 even matters. It's numbers 11 to 15 that everyone is looking to - where the real race is being run! :P
  • itboffin
    itboffin Posts: 20,072
    Porgy wrote:
    You all talk as if the top 5 even matters. It's numbers 11 to 15 that everyone is looking to - where the real race is being run! :P

    forget the top 5 only podium places count everything else might as well be walking/driving

    losers!!! :roll:

    I might very well have to eat those words come the end of the year :oops:
    Rule #5 // Harden The Feck Up.
    Rule #9 // If you are out riding in bad weather, it means you are a badass. Period.
    Rule #12 // The correct number of bikes to own is n+1.
    Rule #42 // A bike race shall never be preceded with a swim and/or followed by a run.
  • Greg T
    Greg T Posts: 3,266
    Rich158 wrote:
    I'll start my knee pain thread now shall I, it's already started grumbling :shock:


    May as well Balsa Boy.

    Honestly the number of bones you broke merely by having a high speed off is symptomatic of being a bit wet.

    I'll bet you eat Almond based sweet curries and talk about your "issues" as well.

    As for ITB he's a spent force - sure he cycles to London from elsewhere (fecked if I know where - may as well be the surface of the sun (though not as hot)) just for a beer but at the end of the day his body packed up.

    If I were him I'd get one of those motability bikes you pedal with your hands and push on

    Ponce
    Fixed gear for wet weather / hairy roadie for posing in the sun.

    What would Thora Hurd do?
  • Rich158
    Rich158 Posts: 2,348
    Greg T wrote:
    Rich158 wrote:
    I'll start my knee pain thread now shall I, it's already started grumbling :shock:
    May as well Balsa Boy.

    It's still a hard wood old chap, despite appearances :lol::lol::lol:

    And so what about my issues, almond curry is nice, and yes I am a soft, veggie, guardian reading liberal :oops: :oops: :oops: :oops:

    Which will make my victory all the sweater old bean :wink:
    pain is temporary, the glory of beating your mates to the top of the hill lasts forever.....................

    Revised FCN - 2
  • Greg T
    Greg T Posts: 3,266
    Rich158 wrote:
    veggie

    God's Crap.

    I'm not getting done by a vegetabalist.

    That's why you had you spanked in - obviously God hates Tofu munchers.
    Fixed gear for wet weather / hairy roadie for posing in the sun.

    What would Thora Hurd do?
  • itboffin
    itboffin Posts: 20,072
    Greg T wrote:
    Rich158 wrote:
    I'll start my knee pain thread now shall I, it's already started grumbling :shock:


    May as well Balsa Boy.

    Honestly the number of bones you broke merely by having a high speed off is symptomatic of being a bit wet.

    I'll bet you eat Almond based sweet curries and talk about your "issues" as well.

    As for ITB he's a spent force - sure he cycles to London from elsewhere (fecked if I know where - may as well be the surface of the sun (though not as hot)) just for a beer but at the end of the day his body packed up.

    If I were him I'd get one of those motability bikes you pedal with your hands and push on

    Ponce

    Dude your a genius
    Rule #5 // Harden The Feck Up.
    Rule #9 // If you are out riding in bad weather, it means you are a badass. Period.
    Rule #12 // The correct number of bikes to own is n+1.
    Rule #42 // A bike race shall never be preceded with a swim and/or followed by a run.
  • itboffin
    itboffin Posts: 20,072
    in your face cjcp :lol:

    1 mcmullej - 7008 mls.
    2 itboffin - 6424 mls.
    3 CJCP - 6418 mls.
    4 Greg T - 6272 mls.
    5 Rich 158 - 6118 mls.
    6 FixedWeasel - 6088 mls.
    7 Christophe3967 - 5810 mls.
    8 Peter,vj - 5763 mls.
    9 Gert_lush - 5162 mls.
    10 R_T_A - 4593 mls.
    Rule #5 // Harden The Feck Up.
    Rule #9 // If you are out riding in bad weather, it means you are a badass. Period.
    Rule #12 // The correct number of bikes to own is n+1.
    Rule #42 // A bike race shall never be preceded with a swim and/or followed by a run.
  • Wallace1492
    Wallace1492 Posts: 3,707
    I am happy at 8th place (so far) for October. It being my first full month recording.
    Also I will break 1,000 before Monday, so again happy.

    Well done ITBoffin for the SCR Stats, it gives me an incentive every day!!
    Looking forward to full battle in 2010, I will never be up with the big boys, but will be challenging for top 10.
    "Encyclopaedia is a fetish for very small bicycles"

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