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  • itboffin
    itboffin Posts: 20,064
    cjcp wrote:
    itboffin wrote:
    cjcp wrote:
    400 miles to the target...

    Yeh I mean just look at the slow old fossil just in front on you ....one extra ride and he'd be dust :wink:

    How's the dust tasting? :twisted:

    Sigh enjoy it tonight old man AGAIN :wink:
    Rule #5 // Harden The Feck Up.
    Rule #9 // If you are out riding in bad weather, it means you are a badass. Period.
    Rule #12 // The correct number of bikes to own is n+1.
    Rule #42 // A bike race shall never be preceded with a swim and/or followed by a run.
  • itboffin
    itboffin Posts: 20,064
    I should be getting paid for this ...

    Morning cjcp

    Early start today :twisted:
    Rule #5 // Harden The Feck Up.
    Rule #9 // If you are out riding in bad weather, it means you are a badass. Period.
    Rule #12 // The correct number of bikes to own is n+1.
    Rule #42 // A bike race shall never be preceded with a swim and/or followed by a run.
  • cjcp
    cjcp Posts: 13,345
    itboffin wrote:
    I should be getting paid for this ...

    Morning cjcp

    Early start today :twisted:

    You'll need more than one, sunshine. How's the knee? Suffering? :twisted:

    I may be suffering from a belter of a cold. :?
    FCN 2-4.

    "What happens when the hammer goes down, kids?"
    "It stays down, Daddy."
    "Exactly."
  • itboffin
    itboffin Posts: 20,064
    cjcp wrote:
    itboffin wrote:
    I should be getting paid for this ...

    Morning cjcp

    Early start today :twisted:

    You'll need more than one, sunshine. How's the knee? Suffering? :twisted:

    I may be suffering from a belter of a cold. :?

    Knees are bad, strapped :?

    I've had a cold waiting in the wings for months, I suspect when i'm recovering from my operation next week it'll get me good :cry:
    Rule #5 // Harden The Feck Up.
    Rule #9 // If you are out riding in bad weather, it means you are a badass. Period.
    Rule #12 // The correct number of bikes to own is n+1.
    Rule #42 // A bike race shall never be preceded with a swim and/or followed by a run.
  • cjcp
    cjcp Posts: 13,345
    Op?! When's that happening?
    FCN 2-4.

    "What happens when the hammer goes down, kids?"
    "It stays down, Daddy."
    "Exactly."
  • Clever Pun
    Clever Pun Posts: 6,778
    cjcp wrote:
    Op?! When's that happening?

    I think it's earlier in the thread...17th is it? Shoulder op... 12th place should be yours CJ
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  • cjcp
    cjcp Posts: 13,345
    That's not good. How long will you be off the bike?
    FCN 2-4.

    "What happens when the hammer goes down, kids?"
    "It stays down, Daddy."
    "Exactly."
  • itboffin
    itboffin Posts: 20,064
    cjcp wrote:
    That's not good. How long will you be off the bike?

    Not as long as I was ON the bike today :twisted:

    but I think i'll leave that until the end of Dec.

    Enjoy!

    :twisted: :lol: :twisted:
    Rule #5 // Harden The Feck Up.
    Rule #9 // If you are out riding in bad weather, it means you are a badass. Period.
    Rule #12 // The correct number of bikes to own is n+1.
    Rule #42 // A bike race shall never be preceded with a swim and/or followed by a run.
  • cjcp
    cjcp Posts: 13,345
    itboffin wrote:
    cjcp wrote:
    That's not good. How long will you be off the bike?

    Not as long as I was ON the bike today :twisted:

    but I think i'll leave that until the end of Dec.

    Enjoy!

    :twisted: :lol: :twisted:

    Well, I hope it was a long time if you want my spot. :twisted:
    FCN 2-4.

    "What happens when the hammer goes down, kids?"
    "It stays down, Daddy."
    "Exactly."
  • Clever Pun
    Clever Pun Posts: 6,778
    itboffin wrote:
    cjcp wrote:
    That's not good. How long will you be off the bike?

    Not as long as I was ON the bike today :twisted:

    but I think i'll leave that until the end of Dec.

    Enjoy!

    :twisted: :lol: :twisted:

    dude, your avatar makes you look like you've eaten all the christmas pies already

    might want to adjust the dimensions porky
    Purveyor of sonic doom

    Very Hairy Roadie - FCN 4
    Fixed Pista- FCN 5
    Beared Bromptonite - FCN 14
  • jonginge
    jonginge Posts: 5,945
    Clever Pun wrote:
    itboffin wrote:
    cjcp wrote:
    That's not good. How long will you be off the bike?

    Not as long as I was ON the bike today :twisted:

    but I think i'll leave that until the end of Dec.

    Enjoy!

    :twisted: :lol: :twisted:

    dude, your avatar makes you look like you've eaten all the christmas pies already

    might want to adjust the dimensions porky
    :lol: I was thinking that last night but assumed it was my phone doing strange things.

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  • Clever Pun
    Clever Pun Posts: 6,778
    nah, leave it :lol: The actual pic is fine, it's just not the right size

    just done a little calculations and without extending my commute at all on the way home I'll clear 8000 miles.. which is nice

    I'm still extending it tonight though. maybe not the super cold way though
    Purveyor of sonic doom

    Very Hairy Roadie - FCN 4
    Fixed Pista- FCN 5
    Beared Bromptonite - FCN 14
  • itboffin
    itboffin Posts: 20,064
    :roll:

    Extending the commute home are you cjcp?

    I would if I was you :twisted:
    Rule #5 // Harden The Feck Up.
    Rule #9 // If you are out riding in bad weather, it means you are a badass. Period.
    Rule #12 // The correct number of bikes to own is n+1.
    Rule #42 // A bike race shall never be preceded with a swim and/or followed by a run.
  • cjcp
    cjcp Posts: 13,345
    itboffin wrote:
    :roll:

    Extending the commute home are you cjcp?

    I would if I was you :twisted:

    Listen, Pork Chop, you ain't gonna pass me. Give it up and go back to the fridge. :twisted:
    FCN 2-4.

    "What happens when the hammer goes down, kids?"
    "It stays down, Daddy."
    "Exactly."
  • Clever Pun
    Clever Pun Posts: 6,778
    cjcp wrote:
    itboffin wrote:
    :roll:

    Extending the commute home are you cjcp?

    I would if I was you :twisted:

    Listen, Pork Chop, you ain't gonna pass me. Give it up and go back to the fridge. :twisted:

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    Very Hairy Roadie - FCN 4
    Fixed Pista- FCN 5
    Beared Bromptonite - FCN 14
  • benno68
    benno68 Posts: 1,689
    cjcp wrote:
    That's not good. How long will you be off the bike?

    And there's me thinking that CJ is genuinely concerned about your state of health ITB. :wink:

    Hope you make a quick recovery! At around 50th spot I've no need to worry :)
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  • itboffin
    itboffin Posts: 20,064
    cjcp wrote:
    itboffin wrote:
    :roll:

    Extending the commute home are you cjcp?

    I would if I was you :twisted:

    Listen, Pork Chop, you ain't gonna pass me. Give it up and go back to the fridge. :twisted:

    I'm still floating around the 170lb mark how about you? ...chunky monkey! :lol:

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    Rule #5 // Harden The Feck Up.
    Rule #9 // If you are out riding in bad weather, it means you are a badass. Period.
    Rule #12 // The correct number of bikes to own is n+1.
    Rule #42 // A bike race shall never be preceded with a swim and/or followed by a run.
  • itboffin
    itboffin Posts: 20,064
    cjcp wrote:
    itboffin wrote:
    :roll:

    Extending the commute home are you cjcp?

    I would if I was you :twisted:

    Listen, Pork Chop, you ain't gonna pass me. Give it up and go back to the fridge. :twisted:

    Took delivery of two new lights today, would be a shame not to test them, wouldn't it .... :roll:

    :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
    Rule #5 // Harden The Feck Up.
    Rule #9 // If you are out riding in bad weather, it means you are a badass. Period.
    Rule #12 // The correct number of bikes to own is n+1.
    Rule #42 // A bike race shall never be preceded with a swim and/or followed by a run.
  • rolf_f
    rolf_f Posts: 16,015
    itboffin wrote:
    Took delivery of two new lights today, would be a shame not to test them, wouldn't it .... :roll:

    :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:

    0.5 miles ahead - classy 8)
    Faster than a tent.......
  • itboffin
    itboffin Posts: 20,064
    Rolf F wrote:
    itboffin wrote:
    Took delivery of two new lights today, would be a shame not to test them, wouldn't it .... :roll:

    :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:

    0.5 miles ahead - classy 8)

    Cat & mouse my friend cat & mouse :lol:

    Seriously though someone should be paying me for this :lol:
    Rule #5 // Harden The Feck Up.
    Rule #9 // If you are out riding in bad weather, it means you are a badass. Period.
    Rule #12 // The correct number of bikes to own is n+1.
    Rule #42 // A bike race shall never be preceded with a swim and/or followed by a run.
  • cjcp
    cjcp Posts: 13,345
    itboffin wrote:
    Rolf F wrote:
    itboffin wrote:
    Took delivery of two new lights today, would be a shame not to test them, wouldn't it .... :roll:

    :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:

    0.5 miles ahead - classy 8)

    Cat & mouse my friend cat & mouse :lol:

    Seriously though someone should be paying me for this :lol:

    You attacked too early, sonny.

    You comin'? :twisted:

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    FCN 2-4.

    "What happens when the hammer goes down, kids?"
    "It stays down, Daddy."
    "Exactly."
  • itboffin
    itboffin Posts: 20,064
    :lol:

    In my own time matey

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    btw did you manage to get those videos off your phone?
    Rule #5 // Harden The Feck Up.
    Rule #9 // If you are out riding in bad weather, it means you are a badass. Period.
    Rule #12 // The correct number of bikes to own is n+1.
    Rule #42 // A bike race shall never be preceded with a swim and/or followed by a run.
  • rolf_f
    rolf_f Posts: 16,015
    Exactly 40 up, no more, no less. Also classy. Nice spectator sport. Carry on Gents.

    (though please note your totals for the month are both pitiful. Pitiful I tells ye!)
    Faster than a tent.......
  • itboffin
    itboffin Posts: 20,064
    Rolf F wrote:
    Exactly 40 up, no more, no less. Also classy. Nice spectator sport. Carry on Gents.

    (though please note your totals for the month are both pitiful. Pitiful I tells ye!)

    Meh i've done the same if not more on the turbo this month :wink:
    Rule #5 // Harden The Feck Up.
    Rule #9 // If you are out riding in bad weather, it means you are a badass. Period.
    Rule #12 // The correct number of bikes to own is n+1.
    Rule #42 // A bike race shall never be preceded with a swim and/or followed by a run.
  • cjcp
    cjcp Posts: 13,345
    itboffin wrote:
    :lol:

    In my own time matey

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    btw did you manage to get those videos off your phone?

    :)

    Ah, well reminded. I downloaded the Blackberry Manager thingy onto the computer, so I'll sort that tomorrow. I'll email them to you. Unfortunately, I don't have the Pantani-Armstrong-style Ventoux summit finish that was ITB v Greg66. :lol:
    FCN 2-4.

    "What happens when the hammer goes down, kids?"
    "It stays down, Daddy."
    "Exactly."
  • itboffin
    itboffin Posts: 20,064
    Thanks cjcp

    That rematch was soooo funny must have looked awesome from the tourists POV, I can honestly says I've never been to the toilet and peed AIR before :? :lol:

    But like a true CHUMPion I chose to suffer alone in a dark place ie the toilet :lol:

    Still very very funny, the look on Greg66 face will stay with me forever :D
    Rule #5 // Harden The Feck Up.
    Rule #9 // If you are out riding in bad weather, it means you are a badass. Period.
    Rule #12 // The correct number of bikes to own is n+1.
    Rule #42 // A bike race shall never be preceded with a swim and/or followed by a run.
  • cjcp
    cjcp Posts: 13,345
    itboffin wrote:
    Rolf F wrote:
    Exactly 40 up, no more, no less. Also classy. Nice spectator sport. Carry on Gents.

    (though please note your totals for the month are both pitiful. Pitiful I tells ye!)

    Meh i've done the same if not more on the turbo this month :wink:

    In my defence, I've had a week off the bike this month due to a work trip. Really not good from a purely SC Stats POV.
    FCN 2-4.

    "What happens when the hammer goes down, kids?"
    "It stays down, Daddy."
    "Exactly."
  • will3
    will3 Posts: 2,173
    :o

    did I miss anything?
  • rolf_f
    rolf_f Posts: 16,015
    cjcp wrote:
    In my defence, I've had a week off the bike this month due to a work trip. Really not good from a purely SC Stats POV.

    Know what you mean - I had to go to Barcelona in October; completely ruined the stats that did :lol:
    Faster than a tent.......
  • itboffin
    itboffin Posts: 20,064
    hmmm I'm 20 miles behind cjcp and 84 behind cp - tonights trip to the Morpeth and back will give me 45 or so :twisted:

    No doubt they'll be some form of hangover tomorrow and we all know the best cure for a hangover is .....cycling :twisted:

    Oddly enough I have nothing planned this weekend and a day off on Monday :twisted:

    I hope you two have extended commutes planned mwmwhahahaha!!!! :twisted:
    Rule #5 // Harden The Feck Up.
    Rule #9 // If you are out riding in bad weather, it means you are a badass. Period.
    Rule #12 // The correct number of bikes to own is n+1.
    Rule #42 // A bike race shall never be preceded with a swim and/or followed by a run.

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