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  • First.Aspect
    First.Aspect Posts: 17,160
    edited December 2023
    I'll tell you all now - if it doesn't offend a large number of people it's probably not going to win....


  • masjer
    masjer Posts: 2,655
    The second coming is never as powerful as the first.
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,383
    Budget reboot of RuPauls drag race fails to woo audiences.
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • sungod
    sungod Posts: 17,340
    yoghurt not only removes moss, it's a depilatory too
    my bike - faster than god's and twice as shiny
  • kingstongraham
    kingstongraham Posts: 28,143
    "Buy my healing balm - works even on stigmata!"
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,383
    Proof that Jesus came to save us.
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • masjer
    masjer Posts: 2,655
    When Mary Beard started rapping the of the story of Christianity, students realised they'd booked the wrong gig.

  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,383
    Annual Labour jamboree takes on a quasi religious fervour in advance of the next General Election.
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • sungod
    sungod Posts: 17,340

    mods apply mind bleach to erase image, whole forum borked

    my bike - faster than god's and twice as shiny
  • First.Aspect
    First.Aspect Posts: 17,160

    I'll wait a few more days so that there are more than 3 people on the forum. The winner has probably joined the road.cc forum.

    Which is about cycling so they'll be back soon.

  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,312
    https://forum.bikeradar.com/discussion/comment/21043391#Comment_21043391

    It's hardly kicking in there.

    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • pangolin
    pangolin Posts: 6,648

    Probably lost more to pistonheads

    - Genesis Croix de Fer
    - Dolan Tuono
  • masjer
    masjer Posts: 2,655
    edited December 2023

    Before being crucified, the BR website designers try an exorcism, hoping to banish the gremlins from the system.😈👿👿

  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,312

    After 'the virgin Mary was a wishful thinker' scandal, the Vatican have to quell the 'Jesus was gay' movement.

    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • slowmart
    slowmart Posts: 4,516

    Lick this off archbishop and don’t stop if you want to get into heaven.

    “Give a man a fish and feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and feed him for a lifetime. Teach a man to cycle and he will realize fishing is stupid and boring”

    Desmond Tutu
  • slowmart
    slowmart Posts: 4,516

    Like most large organisations the culture is set from the top downwards.

    “Give a man a fish and feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and feed him for a lifetime. Teach a man to cycle and he will realize fishing is stupid and boring”

    Desmond Tutu
  • First.Aspect
    First.Aspect Posts: 17,160
    Quotations have vanished again.

    But @masjer has won with this:

    "The second coming is never as powerful as the first."
  • masjer
    masjer Posts: 2,655

    Oh baubles!

    I mean, thanks FA.

    With no further ado

    nerd.jpg


  • First.Aspect
    First.Aspect Posts: 17,160

    Stevo shows off his day trading setup.

  • First.Aspect
    First.Aspect Posts: 17,160

    More sophisticated measures needed since the discovery of a pinhole camera in shower stall 3.

  • First.Aspect
    First.Aspect Posts: 17,160

    Some people noticed the shortage of toilet paper at the start of COVID more than others.

  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,312

    A very ignominious start in Bill Gates illustrious career.

    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,312

    Beansnikpoh regrets moving jobs.

    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,312

    VN69 has all the latest tech yet still moans about the IT system.

    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,383

    Pictures emerge of former BR mods.

    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • slowmart
    slowmart Posts: 4,516

    We want a new user interface for the bikeradar forum they said, they want an upgrade they said….

    “Give a man a fish and feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and feed him for a lifetime. Teach a man to cycle and he will realize fishing is stupid and boring”

    Desmond Tutu
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,383

    Pinno amuses himself after running out of Lego.

    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • First.Aspect
    First.Aspect Posts: 17,160

    On balance, Rick Casey felt that the unreliable commute by train was better than working from home.

  • sungod
    sungod Posts: 17,340

    brains behind brexit admits it was just a failed attempt to get laid

    my bike - faster than god's and twice as shiny
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,383

    Seano waits for his first margarita of the evening to arrive.

    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]

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