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  • sungod
    sungod Posts: 17,129

    police warn of perils of wind chill

    my bike - faster than god's and twice as shiny
  • orraloon
    orraloon Posts: 13,199

    UCI disqualify rider due to length of socks.

  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 60,615

    Frosty the pervert gets a visit from plod while waiting at a popular dogging spot.

    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • capt_slog
    capt_slog Posts: 3,965

    Plod still don't register the stolen bike.



    The older I get, the better I was.

  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 60,615

    Oxoman gets frozen out of Bike Radar.

    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • slowmart
    slowmart Posts: 4,516
    “Give a man a fish and feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and feed him for a lifetime. Teach a man to cycle and he will realize fishing is stupid and boring”

    Desmond Tutu
  • masjer
    masjer Posts: 2,613

    Cheers slowmart.

    Caption away...

  • orraloon
    orraloon Posts: 13,199

    Where did you get that pic of my eye operation?

  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 60,615
    edited January 28

    'Loon demonstrates how he got into his current ocular predicament.

    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • slowmart
    slowmart Posts: 4,516

    Aye aye, what’s happening here then…

    “Give a man a fish and feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and feed him for a lifetime. Teach a man to cycle and he will realize fishing is stupid and boring”

    Desmond Tutu
  • slowmart
    slowmart Posts: 4,516

    Even with my bad eye I can see the Israeli state breaking international law in Gaza…

    “Give a man a fish and feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and feed him for a lifetime. Teach a man to cycle and he will realize fishing is stupid and boring”

    Desmond Tutu
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,090

    Another swivel eyed loon lines up as Sunak's post election replacement.

    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • masjer
    masjer Posts: 2,613

    He shouldn’t have gone to Specsabers.

    That’s bad form, entering a caption on my own pic. Oh well, it is quiet.

  • masjer
    masjer Posts: 2,613

    This has to go to Orraloon. Hope your eye is on the mend, and good luck finding an appropriate pic to bring back those deserters.

  • orraloon
    orraloon Posts: 13,199
    edited February 4

    Oh ferk. Thanks, sez he in tone appropriate...

    Right, enough of this forum's total ongoing leftiebollox, all hail to the chiefs.



  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 60,615

    "And those Cake Stoppers are still going on about what we did!"

    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • slowmart
    slowmart Posts: 4,516

    Trump and Boris fluffers compare techniques

    “Give a man a fish and feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and feed him for a lifetime. Teach a man to cycle and he will realize fishing is stupid and boring”

    Desmond Tutu
  • sungod
    sungod Posts: 17,129

    farage demonstrates his technique on putin's cock

    my bike - faster than god's and twice as shiny
  • First.Aspect
    First.Aspect Posts: 16,701

    Jacob asks, "what is a moral vacuum?"

    Nigel demonstrates.

  • sungod
    sungod Posts: 17,129

    rees-mogg smiles condescendingly at the grammar school tyke

    my bike - faster than god's and twice as shiny
  • sungod
    sungod Posts: 17,129

    traitors

    my bike - faster than god's and twice as shiny
  • slowmart
    slowmart Posts: 4,516

    But Nigel, you buy your own furniture and swallow.

    “Give a man a fish and feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and feed him for a lifetime. Teach a man to cycle and he will realize fishing is stupid and boring”

    Desmond Tutu
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,090

    The only noun separating these b*stards is 'Maastricht'.

    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • slowmart
    slowmart Posts: 4,516

    Mad Lizzie continues to entertain her fan club of swivel eyed right wing loons

    “Give a man a fish and feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and feed him for a lifetime. Teach a man to cycle and he will realize fishing is stupid and boring”

    Desmond Tutu
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 60,615

    "So Nigel, are you still enjoying living rent free inside Remaniacs' heads?"

    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • And they all live in little boxes with no servants.....

  • masjer
    masjer Posts: 2,613

    The UK’s first public execution using nitrogen gas goes tragically wrong. Both survive after nitrous oxide was used in error.

  • orraloon
    orraloon Posts: 13,199

    Enthusiasm is showing no bounds, so I'd better clang the bell(end) to signify the final lap(dog). Any more believers?

  • sungod
    sungod Posts: 17,129

    rees-mogg tests the secret neural implant

    my bike - faster than god's and twice as shiny