2023 Tour de France Femmes, 23rd-30th July ***Spoilers***

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  • Pross
    Pross Posts: 43,156
    Kopecky gets a perfect leadout and gets mugged on the line by Lippert. Surprisingly big bunch left to contest that sprint.
  • mididoctors
    mididoctors Posts: 18,791
    Well at least it wasn't SDWx
    "If I was a 38 year old man, I definitely wouldn't be riding a bright yellow bike with Hello Kitty disc wheels, put it that way. What we're witnessing here is the world's most high profile mid-life crisis" Afx237vi Mon Jul 20, 2009 2:43 pm
  • Pross
    Pross Posts: 43,156
    Reusser and Niewiadoma about the only ones who tried anything out of the favourites.
  • mididoctors
    mididoctors Posts: 18,791
    Sprint dragged on For a age
    "If I was a 38 year old man, I definitely wouldn't be riding a bright yellow bike with Hello Kitty disc wheels, put it that way. What we're witnessing here is the world's most high profile mid-life crisis" Afx237vi Mon Jul 20, 2009 2:43 pm
  • mididoctors
    mididoctors Posts: 18,791
    Is the jumbo girl ok?
    "If I was a 38 year old man, I definitely wouldn't be riding a bright yellow bike with Hello Kitty disc wheels, put it that way. What we're witnessing here is the world's most high profile mid-life crisis" Afx237vi Mon Jul 20, 2009 2:43 pm
  • poweredbyidris
    poweredbyidris Posts: 848
    Orla a bit hoarse after a night in Paris
  • Pross
    Pross Posts: 43,156
    poweredbyidris said:

    Orla a bit hoarse after a night in Paris

    Was thinking that, gave it too much on the ABBA tribute karaoke.
  • Pross
    Pross Posts: 43,156
    The group really split after the last roundabout, nasty draggy finish.
  • Pross
    Pross Posts: 43,156
    "Do you realise you just won a Tour de France stage?"

    I would have been tempted to say something along the lines of "ah, I wondered what race this was"
  • blazing_saddles
    blazing_saddles Posts: 22,704
    Pross said:

    Kopecky gets a perfect leadout and gets mugged on the line by Lippert. Surprisingly big bunch left to contest that sprint.

    And that was considered to be the other GC stage besides the Tourmalet.
    "Science is a tool for cheaters". An anonymous French PE teacher.
  • Pross
    Pross Posts: 43,156
    mididoctors said:

    Is the jumbo girl ok?

    Taken to hospital but conscious according to JV Twitter.
  • mididoctors
    mididoctors Posts: 18,791
    Race tactics were blunted by headwind
    "If I was a 38 year old man, I definitely wouldn't be riding a bright yellow bike with Hello Kitty disc wheels, put it that way. What we're witnessing here is the world's most high profile mid-life crisis" Afx237vi Mon Jul 20, 2009 2:43 pm
  • m.r.m.
    m.r.m. Posts: 3,455
    Pross said:

    "Do you realise you just won a Tour de France stage?"

    I would have been tempted to say something along the lines of "ah, I wondered what race this was"

    But did she though... considering there is an "avec Zwift" missing there? 😜
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  • rick_chasey
    rick_chasey Posts: 75,648
    mididoctors said:

    Race tactics were blunted by headwind

    Tempted to put that on my gravestone
    _
  • poweredbyidris
    poweredbyidris Posts: 848
    rick_chasey said:

    mididoctors said:

    Race tactics were blunted by headwind

    Tempted to put that on my gravestone

    I'm going with 'sat up when caught'
  • davidof
    davidof Posts: 3,095
    Pross said:

    "Do you realise you just won a Tour de France stage?"

    I would have been tempted to say something along the lines of "ah, I wondered what race this was"

    You mean Tour de France Femmes with Zwift stage, don't you?
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  • Lanterne_Rogue
    Lanterne_Rogue Posts: 4,325
    Kern (DNS), Jounier and Berg Edseth all abandons early on today.
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  • mididoctors
    mididoctors Posts: 18,791
    Peddling away on stage 3
    "If I was a 38 year old man, I definitely wouldn't be riding a bright yellow bike with Hello Kitty disc wheels, put it that way. What we're witnessing here is the world's most high profile mid-life crisis" Afx237vi Mon Jul 20, 2009 2:43 pm
  • mididoctors
    mididoctors Posts: 18,791
    Yesterday was very fatiguing I suspect
    "If I was a 38 year old man, I definitely wouldn't be riding a bright yellow bike with Hello Kitty disc wheels, put it that way. What we're witnessing here is the world's most high profile mid-life crisis" Afx237vi Mon Jul 20, 2009 2:43 pm
  • mididoctors
    mididoctors Posts: 18,791
    Decent sized group trying to go clear ....
    "If I was a 38 year old man, I definitely wouldn't be riding a bright yellow bike with Hello Kitty disc wheels, put it that way. What we're witnessing here is the world's most high profile mid-life crisis" Afx237vi Mon Jul 20, 2009 2:43 pm
  • blazing_saddles
    blazing_saddles Posts: 22,704
    Failed breakaway.
    Everyone now together
    "Science is a tool for cheaters". An anonymous French PE teacher.
  • mididoctors
    mididoctors Posts: 18,791
    All together
    "If I was a 38 year old man, I definitely wouldn't be riding a bright yellow bike with Hello Kitty disc wheels, put it that way. What we're witnessing here is the world's most high profile mid-life crisis" Afx237vi Mon Jul 20, 2009 2:43 pm
  • mididoctors
    mididoctors Posts: 18,791
    Head winds
    "If I was a 38 year old man, I definitely wouldn't be riding a bright yellow bike with Hello Kitty disc wheels, put it that way. What we're witnessing here is the world's most high profile mid-life crisis" Afx237vi Mon Jul 20, 2009 2:43 pm
  • mididoctors
    mididoctors Posts: 18,791
    Not a lot of trust on the front of the bunch
    "If I was a 38 year old man, I definitely wouldn't be riding a bright yellow bike with Hello Kitty disc wheels, put it that way. What we're witnessing here is the world's most high profile mid-life crisis" Afx237vi Mon Jul 20, 2009 2:43 pm
  • mididoctors
    mididoctors Posts: 18,791
    edited July 2023
    JvdV goes solo ...riders trying to bridge have kopecky up on their wheel
    "If I was a 38 year old man, I definitely wouldn't be riding a bright yellow bike with Hello Kitty disc wheels, put it that way. What we're witnessing here is the world's most high profile mid-life crisis" Afx237vi Mon Jul 20, 2009 2:43 pm
  • mididoctors
    mididoctors Posts: 18,791
    Flurry of attacks through the Qom and what not
    "If I was a 38 year old man, I definitely wouldn't be riding a bright yellow bike with Hello Kitty disc wheels, put it that way. What we're witnessing here is the world's most high profile mid-life crisis" Afx237vi Mon Jul 20, 2009 2:43 pm
  • Pross
    Pross Posts: 43,156
    edited July 2023
    Anyone else getting an echo on commentary? I've got it on my laptop through Discovery+ and it has an echo, it did this once before but if I muted it on the app it sorted the problem. This time I've had to mute my computer speakers completely and have no sound.

    Edit - restarted it now and it's fine. Odd!
  • mididoctors
    mididoctors Posts: 18,791
    She's got 2 mins
    "If I was a 38 year old man, I definitely wouldn't be riding a bright yellow bike with Hello Kitty disc wheels, put it that way. What we're witnessing here is the world's most high profile mid-life crisis" Afx237vi Mon Jul 20, 2009 2:43 pm
  • rick_chasey
    rick_chasey Posts: 75,648
    Are you all watching this on the paid eurosport app? is it on TV?
    _
  • mididoctors
    mididoctors Posts: 18,791
    Gcn
    "If I was a 38 year old man, I definitely wouldn't be riding a bright yellow bike with Hello Kitty disc wheels, put it that way. What we're witnessing here is the world's most high profile mid-life crisis" Afx237vi Mon Jul 20, 2009 2:43 pm

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