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  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,801
    Wheelspinner said:

    webboo said:

    Why don’t we eat humans, there’s plenty around that if they were used for food. They then might have actually contributed something for the good of society.

    Too fatty.
    Might make good pork scratchings?
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  • MattFalle
    MattFalle Posts: 11,644
    Stevo_666 said:

    Wheelspinner said:

    webboo said:

    Why don’t we eat humans, there’s plenty around that if they were used for food. They then might have actually contributed something for the good of society.

    Too fatty.
    Might make good pork scratchings?
    Did someone say 'scratchings?
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    The camera down the willy isn't anything like as bad as it sounds.
  • MattFalle
    MattFalle Posts: 11,644
    webboo said:

    Why don’t we eat humans, there’s plenty around that if they were used for food. They then might have actually contributed something for the good of society.

    Tbh, apart from #weirdshyyt, has cannibalism ever been acceptable?

    Like stone age man, etc?
    .
    The camera down the willy isn't anything like as bad as it sounds.
  • rjsterry
    rjsterry Posts: 29,811
    MattFalle said:

    rjsterry said:

    MattFalle said:

    And why is it socially acceptable to eat pork, lamb and beef and not otter?

    All are plentiful, all are meaty.

    Google says otter is a Native American delicacy and tastes like roast pork, but they're nowhere near plentiful enough in this country to be a reliable food source.

    Donkey burgers are popular in China.
    Grazie anche a lei!

    But if you farmed otters it may be a winner: tasty, i'm presuming nutritious, small so you can get loads in a field so not enviromentally unfriendly like farming beef cattle but still give them loads of room to hang out and chill........
    You'd need a LOT of fish. Sounds smelly.
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  • rjsterry
    rjsterry Posts: 29,811
    MattFalle said:

    webboo said:

    Why don’t we eat humans, there’s plenty around that if they were used for food. They then might have actually contributed something for the good of society.

    Tbh, apart from #weirdshyyt, has cannibalism ever been acceptable?

    Like stone age man, etc?
    Yes plenty of prehistoric evidence of butchery on human bones.
    1985 Mercian King of Mercia - work in progress (Hah! Who am I kidding?)
    Pinnacle Monzonite

    Part of the anti-growth coalition
  • photonic69
    photonic69 Posts: 2,961
    Why don't we eat more bugs? We eat sea creatures that looks like f'king big land bugs so why not land bugs? Packed with protein. Just need better PR?


    Sometimes. Maybe. Possibly.

  • pblakeney
    pblakeney Posts: 27,482
    photonic69 said:

    Why don't we eat more bugs? We eat sea creatures that looks like f'king big land bugs so why not land bugs? Packed with protein. Just need better PR?

    Proposal has been doing the rounds for a while. As an example...

    https://theecologist.org/2019/jul/02/insects-are-food-future
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  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,490
    photonic69 said:

    Why don't we eat more bugs? We eat sea creatures that looks like f'king big land bugs so why not land bugs? Packed with protein. Just need better PR?

    They eat Flea and spider sandwiches in Japan.
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • focuszing723
    focuszing723 Posts: 8,154

    I bet this bloke doesn't tuck into horse.
  • focuszing723
    focuszing723 Posts: 8,154
    When you’re a retired Formula One driver, what else can you do in your free time except build mind-bending concept motorcycles? In the case of Tarso Marques of Brazil, that’s exactly what he’s doing with the insane TMC Dumont motorcycle.

    Yes, it’s still a concept so, no, you can’t drive it yet. In fact, you might be wondering how it even works because the construction shouldn’t make sense in real life.

    This hub-less bike swaps a traditional car engine for a 1960s Rolls-Royce aircraft engine.

    Anatomically, the aircraft engine is positioned where a standard motorcycle engine and fuel tank would be, but takes up an enormous amount of space. Basically, as much as a full frame, radiator —the works. The massive 36-inch wheels are essentially spoke-less and completely open in the center, so with the 300-horsepower engine

    https://www.themanual.com/auto/tmc-dumont-motorcycle-concept-tarso-marques/
  • Pross
    Pross Posts: 43,589
    focuszing723 said:


    I bet this bloke doesn't tuck into horse.

    He's not getting around Ramsey Hairpin on that.
  • MattFalle
    MattFalle Posts: 11,644
    pinno said:

    photonic69 said:

    Why don't we eat more bugs? We eat sea creatures that looks like f'king big land bugs so why not land bugs? Packed with protein. Just need better PR?

    They eat Flea and spider sandwiches in Japan.

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    The camera down the willy isn't anything like as bad as it sounds.
  • photonic69
    photonic69 Posts: 2,961
    MattFalle said:

    pinno said:

    photonic69 said:

    Why don't we eat more bugs? We eat sea creatures that looks like f'king big land bugs so why not land bugs? Packed with protein. Just need better PR?

    They eat Flea and spider sandwiches in Japan.

    Bet it was his peanut allergy that got him due to the satay sauce.


    Sometimes. Maybe. Possibly.

  • me-109
    me-109 Posts: 1,915
    MattFalle said:

    And why is it socially acceptable to eat pork, lamb and beef and not otter?

    Too spicy for many. It's like Chicken Tikka, but a little 'otter.
  • briantrumpet
    briantrumpet Posts: 20,697
    me-109 said:

    MattFalle said:

    And why is it socially acceptable to eat pork, lamb and beef and not otter?

    Too spicy for many. It's like Chicken Tikka, but a little 'otter.

    Maybe beaver would be more to their taste.
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  • photonic69
    photonic69 Posts: 2,961
    me-109 said:

    MattFalle said:

    And why is it socially acceptable to eat pork, lamb and beef and not otter?

    Too spicy for many. It's like Chicken Tikka, but a little 'otter.

    Badum tish!

    Tonight’s winner :D


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  • webboo
    webboo Posts: 6,087
    MattFalle said:

    And why is it socially acceptable to eat pork, lamb and beef and not otter?

    All are plentiful, all are meaty.

    For a large part of the worlds population it isn’t acceptable to eat pork and beef. Bit of western world slip up there MF especially as you will have been in those parts.
  • MattFalle
    MattFalle Posts: 11,644
    webboo said:

    MattFalle said:

    And why is it socially acceptable to eat pork, lamb and beef and not otter?

    All are plentiful, all are meaty.

    For a large part of the worlds population it isn’t acceptable to eat pork and beef. Bit of western world slip up there MF especially as you will have been in those parts.
    Agree 100% - grazie - my bad.
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    The camera down the willy isn't anything like as bad as it sounds.
  • MattFalle
    MattFalle Posts: 11,644
    Goat

    Widely eaten in many parts of the world but not Britain.

    Any ideas?
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    The camera down the willy isn't anything like as bad as it sounds.
  • me-109
    me-109 Posts: 1,915
    Looks about like a sheep, eats just about anything, answers to the name Billy or Nanny.

    Does that help?
  • ddraver
    ddraver Posts: 26,717
    Goats and sheep are pretty much the same thing minus a thousand years of selective breeding...
    We're in danger of confusing passion with incompetence
    - @ddraver
  • MattFalle
    MattFalle Posts: 11,644
    ddraver said:

    Goats and sheep are pretty much the same thing minus a thousand years of selective breeding...

    But British people will quite happily scoff a sheep but not a goat?

    Why is this so?
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    The camera down the willy isn't anything like as bad as it sounds.
  • MattFalle
    MattFalle Posts: 11,644
    me-109 said:

    Looks about like a sheep, eats just about anything, answers to the name Billy or Nanny.

    Does that help?

    Breathe through their ears do goats.

    FACT
    .
    The camera down the willy isn't anything like as bad as it sounds.
  • pblakeney
    pblakeney Posts: 27,482
    MattFalle said:

    Goat

    Widely eaten in many parts of the world but not Britain.

    Any ideas?

    Fairly sure there was at least one goat dish on the menu in the last Indian restaurant I went to. (For clarity the restaurant is in Britain).
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  • Pross
    Pross Posts: 43,589
    MattFalle said:

    ddraver said:

    Goats and sheep are pretty much the same thing minus a thousand years of selective breeding...

    But British people will quite happily scoff a sheep but not a goat?

    Why is this so?
    Like a big rabbit, very scrawny. I've had it once in Crete and can't say I enjoyed it.
  • ddraver
    ddraver Posts: 26,717
    Well I've scoffed a few goats in the sorts of places where "lamb" = goat. Very nice it was too...

    I think it's probably as simple as a sheep being a better eating option all round having been bred for such a thing. Goats are awful scraggly
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  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,490
    ddraver said:

    Goats and sheep are pretty much the same thing minus a thousand years of selective breeding...

    Yeabut...

    Goats turn grassland into savannah and then savannah into desert.

    Shoot a goat for Africa. Good for Shish kebabs and Chamois leather, not a lot else (and no, not for cycling shorts - there's modern fabrics for that. Apparently).
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  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,490
    F*cking goats.

    I'm not kidding, they're trouble them goats.
    Browsers not grazers. Like Rees Mogg and Sunak.
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • briantrumpet
    briantrumpet Posts: 20,697
    MattFalle said:

    ddraver said:

    Goats and sheep are pretty much the same thing minus a thousand years of selective breeding...

    But British people will quite happily scoff a sheep but not a goat?

    Why is this so?

    This British person would quite happily eat goat, but never been offered it. I have seen a skinned one hung up in a farm shed though, so someone must have eated that.
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  • monkimark
    monkimark Posts: 1,950
    I had curry goat for lunch today in West London.
    Lamb is nicer though, goats are all sinewy.

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