The BB TDF Thread - May Contain Spoilers and Nonsense

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  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,674
    hopkinb wrote:
    Bollix to the lotta yers. Badoit and fcuking lime fcuking cordial. What a load of shyte that is. I'll feel like a ton of horseshyte in the morning too, from having slept properly. Coonty bolloxing fooking shyte.

    Bravo. A1. Super, Magic. More please.
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • hopkinb
    hopkinb Posts: 7,129
    Tomorrow will be fcuking Jasmine fcuking tea. On a fcuking Friday. I ask you, what fcuking purgatory is that? Next it'll be fcuking pineapple and chia fcuking seeds, maybe a spot of fcuking yoga. Still, maybe I'll be quicker on the bike if my liver isn't concentrating on cleaning up alcohol.
  • hopkinb
    hopkinb Posts: 7,129
    I'll be like the Dalai fcuking lama by Sunday, but woe betide any coont gets in my way before then. Bastards that they are. I might attach scythes to my wheels tomorrow.
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 62,081
    hopkinb wrote:
    I'll be like the Dalai fcuking lama by Sunday, but woe betide any coont gets in my way before then. Bastards that they are. I might attach scythes to my wheels tomorrow.
    Ice cold cider and bacon sarnies for me tomorrow :wink:
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • hopkinb
    hopkinb Posts: 7,129
    Stevo 666 wrote:
    hopkinb wrote:
    I'll be like the Dalai fcuking lama by Sunday, but woe betide any coont gets in my way before then. Bastards that they are. I might attach scythes to my wheels tomorrow.
    Ice cold cider and bacon sarnies for me tomorrow :wink:
    I'll be heading your way with scythes Stevo. :D
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 62,081
    hopkinb wrote:
    Stevo 666 wrote:
    hopkinb wrote:
    I'll be like the Dalai fcuking lama by Sunday, but woe betide any coont gets in my way before then. Bastards that they are. I might attach scythes to my wheels tomorrow.
    Ice cold cider and bacon sarnies for me tomorrow :wink:
    I'll be heading your way with scythes Stevo. :D
    I won't get a bacon buttie lined up for you then? :P
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • hopkinb
    hopkinb Posts: 7,129
    Oh, I'll have a bacon roll. Plenty brown sauce!
  • tlw1
    tlw1 Posts: 22,238
    hopkinb wrote:
    Oh, I'll have a bacon roll. Plenty brown sauce!

    I will have the cider then
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 62,081
    hopkinb wrote:
    Oh, I'll have a bacon roll. Plenty brown sauce!
    Done.

    I'd also invite you on our departmental booze cruise next Thursday but I dont think you could keep up with the alcohol consumption of 'Stevo's Angels'
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 62,081
    TLW1 wrote:
    hopkinb wrote:
    Oh, I'll have a bacon roll. Plenty brown sauce!

    I will have the cider then
    That's mine....
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • tlw1
    tlw1 Posts: 22,238
    Stevo 666 wrote:
    TLW1 wrote:
    hopkinb wrote:
    Oh, I'll have a bacon roll. Plenty brown sauce!

    I will have the cider then
    That's mine....

    Buy more
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 62,081
    https://youtu.be/_MwOOY2qPlo
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • Garry H
    Garry H Posts: 6,639
    PBlakeney wrote:
    seanoconn wrote:
    PBlakeney wrote:
    Pinno wrote:
    PBlakeney wrote:
    Hmmm. My dream stage has me winning the TDF on the streets of Paris.

    I see - one of those boring sprinters.
    Could be a long solo breakaway to overtake the leader.
    Attack while they are on the bubbly. Many options. :wink:
    What, you can't attack while they're on the bubbly! Poor show Blakeney, you''re not Italian are you?
    I'm sure that Bernard Hinault said something about the race not being over until the finishing line.
    He was quite correct.

    Cycling needs a new Hinault. Feck merckx, bernie's your man.

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  • tlw1
    tlw1 Posts: 22,238
    Stevo 666 wrote:
    https://youtu.be/_MwOOY2qPlo

    May have watched that film many many times
  • Garry H
    Garry H Posts: 6,639
    hopkinb wrote:
    Tomorrow will be fcuking Jasmine fcuking tea. On a fcuking Friday. I ask you, what fcuking purgatory is that? Next it'll be fcuking pineapple and chia fcuking seeds, maybe a spot of fcuking yoga. Still, maybe I'll be quicker on the bike if my liver isn't concentrating on cleaning up alcohol.

    Steady on Hopkin! Nobody mentioned not drinking on a Friday.

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  • sloppyschleckonds
    sloppyschleckonds Posts: 8,019
    Highlights from the past 2 days stages





























    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    I'm sorry you don't believe in miracles
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,674
    Well summarised sloppy.
    They need to take a leaf out of the Giro tour route planning manual.
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • Garry H
    Garry H Posts: 6,639
    Dullsville part deux

    Anybody else enter the ITV competition to win a Super Record Groupset and Enve wheels?
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,674
    No.

    I'll check the ITV web site.
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • Garry H
    Garry H Posts: 6,639
    I've decided, Contador will win.
  • Garry H
    Garry H Posts: 6,639
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yyQHyGbS8aQ

    I would buy him a pint
  • sloppyschleckonds
    sloppyschleckonds Posts: 8,019
    Garry H wrote:
    I've decided, Contador will win.

    Aru being serious?
    I'm sorry you don't believe in miracles
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,674
    SloppySchleckonds wrote:
    Garry H wrote:
    I've decided, Contador will win.

    Aru being serious?

    Tell me it geraint true?
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • sungod
    sungod Posts: 17,509
    calmejane dear

    best stage so far
    my bike - faster than god's and twice as shiny
  • pblakeney
    pblakeney Posts: 27,720
    So few mountain stages this year someone has to attack, and soon, for the benefit of the race, the fans, and the sponsors. Or have they simply conceded that Sky are the best team and there is no point?
    The above may be fact, or fiction, I may be serious, I may be jesting.
    I am not sure. You have no chance.
    Veronese68 wrote:
    PB is the most sensible person on here.
  • sloppyschleckonds
    sloppyschleckonds Posts: 8,019
    PBlakeney wrote:
    So few mountain stages this year someone has to attack, and soon, for the benefit of the race, the fans, and the sponsors. Or have they simply conceded that Sky are the best team and there is no point?

    Aru will light things up tomorrow, otherwise what you said
    I'm sorry you don't believe in miracles
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,674
    PBlakeney wrote:
    So few mountain stages this year someone has to attack, and soon, for the benefit of the race, the fans, and the sponsors. Or have they simply conceded that Sky are the best team and there is no point?

    I think it was a Tour route designed to 'open it up'. Otherwise interpreted as disadvantaging SKY/Froome.
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • Garry H
    Garry H Posts: 6,639
    Yay, breakaway - lone warrior win!
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,674
    It is without doubt that the French broadcasting caption crew had a meltdown as they thought that no way a French rider could lead a race and possibly finish first. So they quickly put a nationality in the hat and plucked out Denmark.
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • Garry H
    Garry H Posts: 6,639
    Pinno wrote:
    It is without doubt that the French broadcasting caption crew had a meltdown as they thought that no way a French rider could lead a race and possibly finish first. So they quickly put a nationality in the hat and plucked out Denmark.

    Or it's just the team name D(irect) EN(ergie).

    But I guess you knew that...

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