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  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,449
    ...had pointed out that the Veet bottle had accidentally spilled on to the Hamster.

    Knitting cardigans for Hamsters...
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  • Tashman
    Tashman Posts: 3,496
    ...is a very delicate operation.

    ice was sent to punish...
  • fat daddy
    fat daddy Posts: 2,605
    .... those that don't want to buy sensible tyres for the conditions


    instant coffee is to refreshment what a giant turd is to .....
  • Tashman
    Tashman Posts: 3,496
    ...confectionery

    I need to buy some new tyres...
  • fat daddy
    fat daddy Posts: 2,605
    ...... so I can have that giant smug look on my face as I fly past people that are teetering round with clenched butt cheeks


    despite what people think, my giant quad muscles are not caused from having to slog home with inappropriate spiked tyres where it was icy in the morning but is now 7 degrees and its all up hill, but instead from .....
  • lincolndave
    lincolndave Posts: 9,441
    What I can tell you, studded tyres match my belt, dog collar, and leather trousers, sorry wrong forum

    I stumbled across the road to see ....
  • Tashman
    Tashman Posts: 3,496
    ...studded tyres bearing down on me at a sluggish pace

    Are slugs really homeless snails, or...
  • raw unmoulded jelly babies.

    I like putting jelly babies in.....
  • slowmart
    slowmart Posts: 4,516
    my wife with squirty cream and jelly tots



    Meanwhile Brexiteers concluded that the Law Lords should be...
    “Give a man a fish and feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and feed him for a lifetime. Teach a man to cycle and he will realize fishing is stupid and boring”

    Desmond Tutu
  • mcvw
    mcvw Posts: 270
    declared insane after Supreme Court says Parliament must give Article 50 go-ahead...

    Now, where's that Fawkes fellow?
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  • slowmart
    slowmart Posts: 4,516
    The Mayor was caught using the ample breasts of the butchers wife to snort cocaine.




    Meanwhile the Mayor of Lewisham was wishing ....
    “Give a man a fish and feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and feed him for a lifetime. Teach a man to cycle and he will realize fishing is stupid and boring”

    Desmond Tutu
  • Tashman
    Tashman Posts: 3,496
    ...he had taken that puppet mayor post in Plumpton

    NHS budgets are...
  • secretsam
    secretsam Posts: 5,120
    ...Not keeping pace with the pressure of an ageing population. The same old people who used to vote for tax cuts rather than service investment.

    Economics is...

    It's just a hill. Get over it.
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,449
    ...all about dirty cash according to Stevie V.

    If only the Greendale Rocket...
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  • crumbschief
    crumbschief Posts: 3,399
    Was a name of a newspaper.

    Snow is
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,449
    ..great taken one line at a time through a brand new AA serial numbered £5 note.

    Ivor got up a big head of steam to...
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  • slowmart
    slowmart Posts: 4,516
    Vote for Corbyn but it was wasted as it turned out Corbyn was more of a protestor than leader.



    Stevo's "walking the hound" is a cover story for ......
    “Give a man a fish and feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and feed him for a lifetime. Teach a man to cycle and he will realize fishing is stupid and boring”

    Desmond Tutu
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,449
    ...Accountants Anonymous meetings where they share horrific experiences of the faintest hint of profligacy (whether real or imaginary).

    If only there was more to...
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  • secretsam
    secretsam Posts: 5,120
    ...Do in the empty voids of space

    How long will it take...

    It's just a hill. Get over it.
  • mcvw
    mcvw Posts: 270
    for one man to dig one hole (if a man and a half digs a hole and a half in an hour and a half)?

    Holy moly...
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  • mrfpb
    mrfpb Posts: 4,569
    roly poly.

    You wont't grow up strong if you don't...
  • lincolndave
    lincolndave Posts: 9,441
    Wash you hands after going to the toilet,

    I wonder how they got that up there......
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,449
    ...said the firemen to the funeral directors who were missing a body.

    Good golly Miss Molly...
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  • Tashman
    Tashman Posts: 3,496
    ...said Polly to her dolly.

    If you love me...
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,449
    ...[bilbolblblblollbiblalblb] said Bill the flowerpot man to Ben, you'll swallow it*.

    When I get my hands in that...

    *Translated
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  • mcvw
    mcvw Posts: 270
    cows arse - hold my legs else I'll get sucked in completely!

    and that should ...
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  • fat daddy
    fat daddy Posts: 2,605
    ..... be the last bike I need to buy

    sometimes I find myself thinking about Bromptons and come to the conclusion that .....
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,449
    ...a very good pair of shoes would do the job better and save me some money.

    Once upon a time in a lovely, scenic town called Stoke...
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  • Tashman
    Tashman Posts: 3,496
    ...sorry hwat did i just say, I meant Basingstoke.

    Oh I do like to be beside the seaside...
  • fat daddy
    fat daddy Posts: 2,605
    .... and thanks to global warming, the seaside will soon be beside me


    I have to hide the jar of picallili in my locker because .....