Complete the sentence:
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...had pointed out that the Veet bottle had accidentally spilled on to the Hamster.
Knitting cardigans for Hamsters...seanoconn - gruagach craic!0 -
...is a very delicate operation.
ice was sent to punish...0 -
.... those that don't want to buy sensible tyres for the conditions
instant coffee is to refreshment what a giant turd is to .....0 -
...confectionery
I need to buy some new tyres...0 -
...... so I can have that giant smug look on my face as I fly past people that are teetering round with clenched butt cheeks
despite what people think, my giant quad muscles are not caused from having to slog home with inappropriate spiked tyres where it was icy in the morning but is now 7 degrees and its all up hill, but instead from .....0 -
What I can tell you, studded tyres match my belt, dog collar, and leather trousers, sorry wrong forum
I stumbled across the road to see ....0 -
...studded tyres bearing down on me at a sluggish pace
Are slugs really homeless snails, or...0 -
raw unmoulded jelly babies.
I like putting jelly babies in.....0 -
my wife with squirty cream and jelly tots
Meanwhile Brexiteers concluded that the Law Lords should be...“Give a man a fish and feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and feed him for a lifetime. Teach a man to cycle and he will realize fishing is stupid and boring”
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declared insane after Supreme Court says Parliament must give Article 50 go-ahead...
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The Mayor was caught using the ample breasts of the butchers wife to snort cocaine.
Meanwhile the Mayor of Lewisham was wishing ....“Give a man a fish and feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and feed him for a lifetime. Teach a man to cycle and he will realize fishing is stupid and boring”
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...he had taken that puppet mayor post in Plumpton
NHS budgets are...0 -
...Not keeping pace with the pressure of an ageing population. The same old people who used to vote for tax cuts rather than service investment.
Economics is...
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...all about dirty cash according to Stevie V.
If only the Greendale Rocket...seanoconn - gruagach craic!0 -
Was a name of a newspaper.
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..great taken one line at a time through a brand new AA serial numbered £5 note.
Ivor got up a big head of steam to...seanoconn - gruagach craic!0 -
Vote for Corbyn but it was wasted as it turned out Corbyn was more of a protestor than leader.
Stevo's "walking the hound" is a cover story for ......“Give a man a fish and feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and feed him for a lifetime. Teach a man to cycle and he will realize fishing is stupid and boring”
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...Accountants Anonymous meetings where they share horrific experiences of the faintest hint of profligacy (whether real or imaginary).
If only there was more to...seanoconn - gruagach craic!0 -
...Do in the empty voids of space
How long will it take...
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for one man to dig one hole (if a man and a half digs a hole and a half in an hour and a half)?
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roly poly.
You wont't grow up strong if you don't...0 -
Wash you hands after going to the toilet,
I wonder how they got that up there......0 -
...said the firemen to the funeral directors who were missing a body.
Good golly Miss Molly...seanoconn - gruagach craic!0 -
...said Polly to her dolly.
If you love me...0 -
...[bilbolblblblollbiblalblb] said Bill the flowerpot man to Ben, you'll swallow it*.
When I get my hands in that...
*Translatedseanoconn - gruagach craic!0 -
cows arse - hold my legs else I'll get sucked in completely!
and that should ...2016 Handsling Bikes A1R0
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..... be the last bike I need to buy
sometimes I find myself thinking about Bromptons and come to the conclusion that .....0 -
...a very good pair of shoes would do the job better and save me some money.
Once upon a time in a lovely, scenic town called Stoke...seanoconn - gruagach craic!0 -
...sorry hwat did i just say, I meant Basingstoke.
Oh I do like to be beside the seaside...0 -
.... and thanks to global warming, the seaside will soon be beside me
I have to hide the jar of picallili in my locker because .....0
