The Daily Musings Thread...

Stevo_666

JBA wrote:

Car sounds nice, Stevo. I trust you can get a full susser in the back with the wheels still on.

Wouldn't have bought it if I couldn't fit a whole bike in the back JBA. Leaving it parked up in a Welsh trail centre car park is another matter altogether though...

bg13

Evening you massive b3ll3nds,

Had a digger on site doing the holes for the septic tank today, certainly fit a lot of dead hookers in the hole........apparently! More diggery pokery tomorrow.
I busied myself doing not a lot today though I've a fark ton more plasterboarding to do! So that'll happen tomorrow!

Toodles

Stevo_666

bg13 wrote:

Evening you massive b3ll3nds,

Had a digger on site doing the holes for the septic tank today, certainly fit a lot of dead hookers in the hole........apparently! More diggery pokery tomorrow.
I busied myself doing not a lot today though I've a fark ton more plasterboarding to do! So that'll happen tomorrow!

Toodles

bg, when you first arrived at your new place was there anything there apart from a field? Seems like you went without leccy and sanitation for quite a while, which I guess was a pretty good way of trying to fit in with the locals

Not a bad day today as I got a free Full English courtesy of advisors. All I had to do was turn up and spout sh1t. Stressbag and Stopteen are out at some school uni entrance evening so I'm just chilling with the hound in front of the telly.

bg13

Stevo 666 wrote:

bg13 wrote:

Evening you massive b3ll3nds,

Had a digger on site doing the holes for the septic tank today, certainly fit a lot of dead hookers in the hole........apparently! More diggery pokery tomorrow.
I busied myself doing not a lot today though I've a fark ton more plasterboarding to do! So that'll happen tomorrow!

Toodles

bg, when you first arrived at your new place was there anything there apart from a field? Seems like you went without leccy and sanitation for quite a while, which I guess was a pretty good way of trying to fit in with the locals

Not a bad day today as I got a free Full English courtesy of advisors. All I had to do was turn up and spout sh1t. Stressbag and Stopteen are out at some school uni entrance evening so I'm just chilling with the hound in front of the telly.

We bought a hamlet, farmhouse and attached cottage were already renovated, we wanted to do another as a project (possible future accommodation) which is nearing completion. One other farmworkers cottage that we'll leave as it will take a small fortune and another house that will be a slow time project over the next few years to turn it into a 'party house'. Going to have a bar, lounge, dancing pole etc etc

JBA

Stevo 666 wrote:

Wouldn't have bought it if I couldn't fit a whole bike in the back JBA. Leaving it parked up in a Welsh trail centre car park is another matter altogether though...

There’s no need to be embarrassed, Stevo. We understand that some men overcompensate for their, ahem, short comings.
No one will point and laugh, I’m sure.

Stevo_666

bg13 wrote:

Stevo 666 wrote:

bg13 wrote:

Evening you massive b3ll3nds,

Had a digger on site doing the holes for the septic tank today, certainly fit a lot of dead hookers in the hole........apparently! More diggery pokery tomorrow.
I busied myself doing not a lot today though I've a fark ton more plasterboarding to do! So that'll happen tomorrow!

Toodles

bg, when you first arrived at your new place was there anything there apart from a field? Seems like you went without leccy and sanitation for quite a while, which I guess was a pretty good way of trying to fit in with the locals

Not a bad day today as I got a free Full English courtesy of advisors. All I had to do was turn up and spout sh1t. Stressbag and Stopteen are out at some school uni entrance evening so I'm just chilling with the hound in front of the telly.

We bought a hamlet, farmhouse and attached cottage were already renovated, we wanted to do another as a project (possible future accommodation) which is nearing completion. One other farmworkers cottage that we'll leave as it will take a small fortune and another house that will be a slow time project over the next few years to turn it into a 'party house'. Going to have a bar, lounge, dancing pole etc etc

We're waiting for the invite...

bg13

Stevo 666 wrote:

bg13 wrote:

Stevo 666 wrote:

bg13 wrote:

Evening you massive b3ll3nds,

Had a digger on site doing the holes for the septic tank today, certainly fit a lot of dead hookers in the hole........apparently! More diggery pokery tomorrow.
I busied myself doing not a lot today though I've a fark ton more plasterboarding to do! So that'll happen tomorrow!

Toodles

bg, when you first arrived at your new place was there anything there apart from a field? Seems like you went without leccy and sanitation for quite a while, which I guess was a pretty good way of trying to fit in with the locals

Not a bad day today as I got a free Full English courtesy of advisors. All I had to do was turn up and spout sh1t. Stressbag and Stopteen are out at some school uni entrance evening so I'm just chilling with the hound in front of the telly.

We bought a hamlet, farmhouse and attached cottage were already renovated, we wanted to do another as a project (possible future accommodation) which is nearing completion. One other farmworkers cottage that we'll leave as it will take a small fortune and another house that will be a slow time project over the next few years to turn it into a 'party house'. Going to have a bar, lounge, dancing pole etc etc

We're waiting for the invite...

You supply the pole dancers and I'll supply the ditch!

Stevo_666

Deal. The UK is a world leader in strippers, pole dancers and hookers.

bg13

Evening tw@bags,

Septic tank is in the ground, lady from the local bog inspectors came to sign it off and due to the lying water in the ditch would not! Not being difficult, just wanted to slope responsibility to someone else! Might take a few days before we get the thumbs up! Fortunately we can start using it!

Toodles

Stevo_666

bg13 wrote:

Evening tw@bags,

Septic tank is in the ground, lady from the local bog inspectors came to sign it off and due to the lying water in the ditch would not! Not being difficult, just wanted to slope responsibility to someone else! Might take a few days before we get the thumbs up! Fortunately we can start using it!

Toodles

Nothing to do with the dead hookers in the ditch then?

tlw1

Stevo 666 wrote:

bg13 wrote:

Evening tw@bags,

Septic tank is in the ground, lady from the local bog inspectors came to sign it off and due to the lying water in the ditch would not! Not being difficult, just wanted to slope responsibility to someone else! Might take a few days before we get the thumbs up! Fortunately we can start using it!

Toodles

Nothing to do with the dead hookers in the ditch then?

Probably maddie

tlw1

Yeah - Friday

Pub last night improved the day, might not get chance to do that tonight as tomorrow we are leaving the rugrats to go into town - so best to spend time with them (well after a run)

Stevo_666

TLW1 wrote:

Yeah - Friday

Pub last night improved the day, might not get chance to do that tonight as tomorrow we are leaving the rugrats to go into town - so best to spend time with them (well after a run)

Already been, on a freebie courtesy of recruitment consultants. May need a bit of recovery time this evening with a bit of cider...

bg13

Evening boozybumbandits,

No maddie type beings here............honest!

Day of general m'eh here but did get the tractor out so wasn't too bad. Septic tank took some more faltering steps towards completion but is still not signed off. Some general power tool based buffoonery tomorrow and rugby and boozes. Sweet.

Toodles

tlw1

Cup of tea being enjoyed before venturing out into the shoot weather for a long run

Then it’s all about the wood as I move the four trees my parents took down from theirs to mine, going to be a long painful day.

Then it’s rugby followed by a nice meal out with friends for a birthday. I think we will ruin a lot of people’s romantic nights out

Stevo_666

bg13 wrote:

Evening boozybumbandits,

No maddie type beings here............honest!

Day of general m'eh here but did get the tractor out so wasn't too bad. Septic tank took some more faltering steps towards completion but is still not signed off. Some general power tool based buffoonery tomorrow and rugby and boozes. Sweet.

Toodles

At least your septic isnt an in-law like ours.

Ferkin busy day, just having a quick caff stop before Stropteens driving practice and lots more jobs.

TLW, just set fire to the wood and chuck into the neighbours garden.

bg13

'Ning spunkbubblers,

Minor blah and shops today, beer and rugby this afternoon. Now monging!

Toodles

Stevo_666

It's back - bet we've all missed this place

bg13

I missed this place, I didn't have anywhere to get fake id's, passports etc!

Evening scuzzbuckets,

Plaster boarding and door fitting, this all involved lots of head scratching then finished off with some grass cutting.

Toodles

Stevo_666

bg13 wrote:

I missed this place, I didn't have anywhere to get fake id's, passports etc!

Evening scuzzbuckets,

Plaster boarding and door fitting, this all involved lots of head scratching then finished off with some grass cutting.

Toodles

Why would you need a fake passport unless you're a terrorist in Syria who's just remembered how good unemployment benefit is back in the UK?

bg13

Stevo 666 wrote:

bg13 wrote:

I missed this place, I didn't have anywhere to get fake id's, passports etc!

Evening scuzzbuckets,

Plaster boarding and door fitting, this all involved lots of head scratching then finished off with some grass cutting.

Toodles

Why would you need a fake passport unless you're a terrorist in Syria who's just remembered how good unemployment benefit is back in the UK?

I need one for maddie.............oooops!

Stevo_666

bg13 wrote:

Stevo 666 wrote:

bg13 wrote:

I missed this place, I didn't have anywhere to get fake id's, passports etc!

Evening scuzzbuckets,

Plaster boarding and door fitting, this all involved lots of head scratching then finished off with some grass cutting.

Toodles

Why would you need a fake passport unless you're a terrorist in Syria who's just remembered how good unemployment benefit is back in the UK?

I need one for maddie.............oooops!

I have visions of 'chateau bg' being something like the isolated house in 'The Human Centipede'.

Evening Tards, I'm on here as the girls are watching shite on the telly. Think I may have a bit wine to help pass the time.

bg13

Just imdb'd that, thought it was a kids cartoon! How wrong was I!

This place is more like The Bates motel!

Morning tw@s

Busy busy here

More later!

Toodles.

Stevo_666

bg13 wrote:

Just imdb'd that, thought it was a kids cartoon! How wrong was I!

Watch the film, just don't be eating a curry when you do Or there's the 'South Park' version if you're a bit sensitive.

bg13

Love a bit of South Park.

Stevo_666

bg13 wrote:

Love a bit of South Park.

My fave
https://youtu.be/2hXgAYku2PA

veronese68

Evening wazspangles,
Busy day was interrupted by a call from the boss saying a bike had just been nicked. Momentary panic when I realised my bike was missing, then remembered I’d driven in. Unfortunately a colleagues fancy ‘dale had been lifted. Jumped in the car looking for the little scrotes as we’d just missed them, unfortunately to no avail.
More importantly, pub.

Stevo_666

Evening Mongles,

Good night out with the minions for a leaving bash: now on the train home to face the wrath of Stressbag. Luckily I'm working from home tomorrow so I can have a lie in

Wheelspinner

Stevo 666 wrote:

bg13 wrote:

Just imdb'd that, thought it was a kids cartoon! How wrong was I!

Watch the film, just don't be eating a curry when you do Or there's the 'South Park' version if you're a bit sensitive.

I think that film vies with "Attack of the Killer Condom" for silliest plot line ever.

Stevo_666

Wheelspinner wrote:

Stevo 666 wrote:

bg13 wrote:

Just imdb'd that, thought it was a kids cartoon! How wrong was I!

Watch the film, just don't be eating a curry when you do Or there's the 'South Park' version if you're a bit sensitive.

I think that film vies with "Attack of the Killer Condom" for silliest plot line ever.

Also a case of what's been seen can't be unseen...